EVERYTHING IS POINTLESS.

((rp blog for my cherub oc's! this is a sideblog on skullmonsters so if you think i'm not following you i probably am i'm just too dumb to think of making a new account)) m!a status: None mun's personal blog

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...hello? Denebola?

OH, UH, HEY ULTERIOR. 

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

I just wanted to apologize about the incident from before… sorry to bring it up.

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

'S'FINE, I GUESS. 

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...hello? Denebola?

OH, UH, HEY ULTERIOR. 

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

Oh, by the way, Denebola, I made you a cake. You like chocolate right?

OH, COOL. HAVEN’T TRIED CHOCOLATE βEFORE, βUT IT SOUNDS OKAY. 

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

O-oh, alright. Well just tell me if you need anything.

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

I DON'T NEED ANYTHING. 

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

Oh, by the way, Denebola, I made you a cake. You like chocolate right?

OH, COOL. HAVEN’T TRIED CHOCOLATE βEFORE, βUT IT SOUNDS OKAY. 

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

I’m so sorry, I’ll give you some space, is everything okay? Do you need anything? Please be okay….

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

I WANT TO BE ALONE FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

Oh, by the way, Denebola, I made you a cake. You like chocolate right?

OH, COOL. HAVEN’T TRIED CHOCOLATE βEFORE, βUT IT SOUNDS OKAY. 

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

I’m really sorry, I really should have asked, that’s horrible….

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

'S'FINE, I GUESS. 

That's all you can really bring yourself to say. You're getting a little shaky now, shit. 

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

Oh, by the way, Denebola, I made you a cake. You like chocolate right?

OH, COOL. HAVEN’T TRIED CHOCOLATE βEFORE, βUT IT SOUNDS OKAY. 

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

Oh, I’m sorry, I read one of those papers scattered around your floor that had those stories on them and I thought it was good….

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

OH. 

I, UH, DIDN'T REALLY SAY YOU COULD DO THAT. 

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

Oh, by the way, Denebola, I made you a cake. You like chocolate right?

OH, COOL. HAVEN’T TRIED CHOCOLATE βEFORE, βUT IT SOUNDS OKAY. 

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

You’re a wonderful matesprit, you’re a kind and nice person, you write fantastic stories… need I go on?

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

I HAVEN'T REALLY DONE ANYTHING TO PROVE ANY OF THOSE, AND, UH, I HAVEN'T SHOWN YOU ANY OF MY STORIES YET. 

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

Oh, by the way, Denebola, I made you a cake. You like chocolate right?

OH, COOL. HAVEN’T TRIED CHOCOLATE βEFORE, βUT IT SOUNDS OKAY. 

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

You frown.

Dear, please don’t talk like that. You shouldn’t be so rough on yourself.

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

βUT 'S'TRUE, 'M'NOT THAT GREAT. I MEAN, WHAT'S SO GOOD AβOUT ME? 

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

Oh, by the way, Denebola, I made you a cake. You like chocolate right?

OH, COOL. HAVEN’T TRIED CHOCOLATE βEFORE, βUT IT SOUNDS OKAY. 

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

Come on dear, you do deserve it. You’re a lovely person.

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

NOT REALLY. 

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

Oh, by the way, Denebola, I made you a cake. You like chocolate right?

OH, COOL. HAVEN’T TRIED CHOCOLATE βEFORE, βUT IT SOUNDS OKAY. 

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

Well you deserve it dear. And I could teach you how to bake! if you want, of course.

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

NOT REALLY.

AND YEAH, ‘KAY. S-LONG AS YOU WANNA’. 

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

Oh, by the way, Denebola, I made you a cake. You like chocolate right?

OH, COOL. HAVEN’T TRIED CHOCOLATE βEFORE, βUT IT SOUNDS OKAY. 

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

They seem to be doing better. That’s good. You’re glad you had them stay at your place.

That means a lot to me dear. I baked that myself. No magic! Well, to get the ingredients, but not to create it… you get the idea.

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

OH, COOL. βAKING SOUNDS PRETTY HARD, I'M IMPRESSED. AND, UH, GLAD YOU DID THIS FOR ME. PEOPLE DON'T USUALLY DO THIS STUFF FOR ME. 

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

Oh, by the way, Denebola, I made you a cake. You like chocolate right?

OH, COOL. HAVEN’T TRIED CHOCOLATE βEFORE, βUT IT SOUNDS OKAY. 

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

You enjoyed it I assume?

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

YEAH, O'COURSE. IT WAS GREAT. 

You give him a smile, still a little half-hearted, but noticeably better than usual. 

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

Oh, by the way, Denebola, I made you a cake. You like chocolate right?

OH, COOL. HAVEN’T TRIED CHOCOLATE βEFORE, βUT IT SOUNDS OKAY. 

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

O-oh, yes, of course!

You quickly pull a cloth napkin from you pocket and offer it to them.

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

THANKS...

You take the napkin, hastily wiping yourself clean. 

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

Oh, by the way, Denebola, I made you a cake. You like chocolate right?

OH, COOL. HAVEN’T TRIED CHOCOLATE βEFORE, βUT IT SOUNDS OKAY. 

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

You look up at them. They’er actually pretty tall compared to you. Heck, most people are pretty tall compared to you. But still, they’re particularly tall.

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

You finish the slice relatively quickly, but by the time you're done your hands and mouth are somehow covered in chocolate regardless, much to your embarrassment. 

I, UH... D'YOU HAVE A CLOTH OR ANYTHING...? 

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

Oh, by the way, Denebola, I made you a cake. You like chocolate right?

OH, COOL. HAVEN’T TRIED CHOCOLATE βEFORE, βUT IT SOUNDS OKAY. 

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

You are about to pull them to a hug, but then you remember the whole touching thing. Gotta respect peep’s personal space like that, y’know? Instead you just squeeze your own cheeks.

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

You laugh. That's adorable, oh man. He's cute. And small? What the hell is up with everyone being so small, jeez. You almost ask why he's so small, but that probably sounds weird. Does it sound weird? You're not sure. You don't want him to start disliking you, so you just take another bite of cake. 

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

Oh, by the way, Denebola, I made you a cake. You like chocolate right?

OH, COOL. HAVEN’T TRIED CHOCOLATE βEFORE, βUT IT SOUNDS OKAY. 

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

You get a huge smile on your face like the massive dork you are.

I’m glad you like it!

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

You only grin broader at his expression. 

THANKS, IT'S REALLY GREAT. 

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

Oh, by the way, Denebola, I made you a cake. You like chocolate right?

OH, COOL. HAVEN’T TRIED CHOCOLATE βEFORE, βUT IT SOUNDS OKAY. 

[gentlemanlyulterior-deactivated]

Here, have a piece. It’s pretty good.

[apatheticblackguard-blog]

A little tentatively, you take a piece, taking a large bit out of it, chewing, swallowing and giving him a big smile. 

'S'PRETTY GOOD, ACTUALLY.