Madara Uchiha NSFW Alphabet
I'm a little more confident with the characterisation in this alphabet! However, I probably should mention that it was written with the assumption of it taking place with warring states era Madara but if you want to imagine it being wrinkly Madara, you do you.
No warnings for this one but I'm really sorry for taking so long with writing it, a combination of work and anxiety has kept me quite busy. Plus, with Buzzfeed Unsolved ending, I decided to binge watch all the old videos and Q+A's which took me longer than I was expecting.
A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex) He...could be better. He has a bad habit of assuming that since he is capable of finishing a intense session of sex just to spar with Izuna straight afterwards, that everyone else is the same.
If you are the type of person who wants to cuddle and have some non-sexual intimacy, he doesn't really understand why but he can persuaded into it. After a handful of times, even if he doesn't need it, he can admit that it is kind of nice to relax with you in his arms and will likely start doing it without being asked.
B = Body Part (their favourite body part on themselves and on their partner) His hair. Not the appearance of it, especially since he isn't the best at remembering to brush it but rather that it's a testament to his strength. Long hair is like some sort of taunt or invitation for a enemy to grab it, it's dangerous but nobody has managed to grasp Madara Uchiha's hair and he refuses to cut it until that happens.
He loves your eyes and how expressive they are, unsurprisingly eye contact is important to him and he couldn't help but fall in love with you more each time he got to see the way they twinkle when you are feeling mischievous or how they darken in concentration when you are sparring against him.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum) He likes to make a little bit of a mess, so if you are okay with it, he loves painting your skin with his seed and watching it drip out of your hole just to work it back in with his fingers.
His cum is thin and watery, mainly due to his diet and how often he orgasms.
D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) It's not something he wishes to make a reality but he has occasionally fantasised about having a threesome with you and Hashirama. His relationship with Hashirama is hard to explain and he simultaneously wants to share you with him and make sure he never interacts with you at the same time.
E = Experience (how sexually experienced are they) He's surprisingly not very experienced, he has had sex but only a couple times. He wanted to savour those moments with somebody he truly loved but he also didn't want to completely embarrass himself, so he made sure he was competent enough that he wouldn't disappoint his spouse but that's it.
F = Favourite Position (do they have a preference in positions) He doesn't have a favourite, as long as it feels good then it's likely he will be using that position again. He is pretty adventurous with positions though and does like to try new ones, especially if they require a decent amount of strength or flexibility.
G = Goofy (are they serious, goofy, playful and etc in the moment) He always aims to be serious but he can't stop himself from laughing and teasing you if your body makes a weird noise or something. He can get a little moody though, so while you do occasionally have playful sex, it's not something that happens all the time.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they) He, almost proudly, has a bush that is supposedly only present because he 'doesn't have time' to take care of it and 'it helps keep him warm' but you know better. He thinks it's only natural for a man to have lots of hair and although he can be reluctantly convinced to trim it, it will damage his pride a little.
I = Intimacy (how romantic are they in the moment) He's not typically the most romantic man but during sex is one of the only times he is comfortable voicing his feelings and emotions without any of his usual pride and bravado getting in the way. Even if he is being incredibly rough and/or dominating, he can't help but let some of his tenderness seep into his words and actions.
J = Jack Off (how often do they masturbate) Not very often, it wasn't something he did a lot of before he met you but now that he has gotten used to your tight hole, his hand just doesn't compare.
K = Kink (some of their kinks) Strength. He respects strength more than anything, both physical strength and strength of character but if you manage to surprise him with a new attack or jutsu while sparring, he will absolutely want to fuck afterwards.
Dry Humping. More often than not, one of you ends up pinned on the training ground floor and Madara just can't help himself from grinding into you. The adrenaline fuelled arousal mixed with the frustration of wanting more than just friction is just as exhilarating as the spar itself.
Marks. He's a possessive man, seeing the glimpses of love bites and hand prints that he has left on your skin fills him with smug satisfaction. He will also wear any of your marks with pride, it's nice to physical and visual reminders of your love, even if Izuna teases him like crazy if he notices them.
L = Location (favourite places to have sex) He doesn't really care, privacy isn't important or necessary to him. If you both get caught, he is proud of showing how good he's making his spouse feel and is more than intimidating enough to stop whoever caught you both from spreading any kind of rumours or gossip.
M = Motivation (what turns them on) He is utterly unashamed of how easy it is for him to get hard, thankfully his armour often covers it but his clan members are used to him groping you or pulling you into another room, even if you are mid conversation.
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs) Despite having a tendency to grope you no matter where you are or who you are talking to, he can get jealous easily and is quick to anger, so not only would he be unwilling to share you but he would also very likely take his anger out on the other person involved. No threesomes, gangbangs or cuckholding.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving and how skilled they are) He loves giving oral, especially if you sit on his face and make a huge mess. He likes making you feel so good that you are crying and begging him to stop but he also sees it as some kind of competition, proof that he can make you feel better than any other man could.
He also loves to receive but isn't the best at controlling himself, so unless you are okay with getting face fucked, you will likely have to hold him down.
P = Pace (are they fast, slow, gentle and etc in the moment) His natural pace is fast and hard, a constant pounding rhythm with his hands gripping your waist hard enough to bruise. He isn't opposed to a slower, more sensual pace but it was definitely something he struggled with in the beginning of your relationship.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies and how often they have them) He loves quickies, he often has intentions of taking it slow but gets easily caught up in the intensity and works himself into a frenzy. Besides, the quicker you both cum, the quicker you can have a second round right?
R = Risk (are they willing to experiment or take risks) He unintentionally takes a lot of risks, a mixture of his impulsive and competitive nature means that he will often try new things or manhandle you into new positions. He doesn't really consider them risks though, he sees it more like if something can be done to enhance your sex life, why feel bad or embarrassed about something that makes you feel good.
S = Stamina (how long do they last and can they go more than once) He cums quite fast, partially because of his fondness for quickies but also because of how overwhelming your everything is to him. Luckily, his recovery time is also very quick and can usually cum another 1-2 times before he gets too sensitive and needs to stop.
T = Toys (do like to use toys on themselves or their partner) N/A
U = Unfair (do they like to tease) He loves to tease, to hear your impatient begging and to see your eyes well up with tears. He doesn't really have the stamina to tease you too much during sex but will almost always edge and overstimulate you while going down on you.
V = Volume (how loud are they and what kind of sounds do they make) He isn't particularly loud, with grunts and occasional deep breathy moans being the only sounds that he makes. He is quite talkative though and will mutter the filthiest of phrases with a cocky smirk on his face.
W = Wild Card (a random headcanon) He's a switch. Despite his status and personality leading others to assume he is always controlling and dominating, he ultimately appreciates those who are strong and has enough self awareness to know he is currently one of the most powerful men alive, so the person he chose as his spouse must be worthy of his respect and admiration.
X = X-Ray (how their bodies and privates are shaped) His body is brawny but surprisingly slim, a combination of his fast metabolism and active lifestyle means that he tends to burn more calories than what he eats.
His dick is average in length but thick with prominent and bulging veins spread throughout. 5.1 inches in length and 6 inches in girth.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive) His libido isn't as high as you would expect, only masturbating once a week or so. He used to be happy with using his pent up energy in other ways but since being with you, he doesn't really know what happened but he's down to fuck, anytime.
Z = Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards) Sex doesn't really tire him out, he is a active person and his daily life reflects that. He will cuddle with you until you fall asleep, finding the relaxed atmosphere kind of nice but he will almost certainly get up afterwards to train or perform his duties as clan heir.












