Apathy

This blog is for me. Talk to me. I'll understand you.

[frogmp3]

ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess

[apatheticlifeisfun]

somebody has been hurt…

[frogmp3]

oh no! who is it?

[apatheticlifeisfun]

Sleep on it.

You’ll figure it out.

[frogmp3]

can’t you just tell me who? i just called the paramedics so they’re probably going to want some info when they get here

[apatheticlifeisfun]

I hope you have health insurance.

I'll buy some antidepressants off you when they get there.

You can add it to your KAM fund.

[frogmp3]

ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess

[apatheticlifeisfun]

somebody has been hurt…

[frogmp3]

oh no! who is it?

[apatheticlifeisfun]

Sleep on it.

You'll figure it out.

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[apatheticlifeisfun]

The awkward thing about having a young female roommate sleeping in the room next to yours.... All the sex she has with her new boyfriend or random guys she brings over.

Im trying not to be a cockblock... But I dont know how much longer I can deal with this chicks moaning and shit.

Walls too thin.

[havesomeshots-deactivated201901]

Sunny Jim Cave 🔱

[apatheticlifeisfun]

No one can tell me that this isnt a cave of a simpon character

[frogmp3]

ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess

[apatheticlifeisfun]

somebody has been hurt...

[thegirlwithrosecoloredglasses]

i dislike being 23

[apatheticlifeisfun]

nigga are you seriously only 23???

How the fuck did we main this friendship...

[apatheticlifeisfun]

I dont think I can fuck with a woman who is not down to roll or take lsd once or twice a year.

[fyblackwomenart]

“Caged God” by Watson Mere IG: @artofmere_ . I find it interesting that in these modern times there are some who are unknowingly the descendants of Gods, Goddesses, Oracles, Seers etc. and are working as an accountant or what have you in someones office. Leaving their power untapped, dormant, or unrecognized. Remember who you are…

[goldnpoc]

How many times I gotta see the same tired afro bangle wearing naked black woman? Like is there no other way to draw black women?

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

Yea, why is she naked at work? And also 13ft tall

[that-dude-dee]

Jim walked past like “shes at it again…”

[6lack-persephone]

LMAAAOOOOO^^^

[that-dude-dee]

Lmfaooooo 😂😂😂

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

How dare they have jobs as accountants

[psssstitsme-deactivated20230319]

she’s 13 feet tall because god’s and deities were depicted to be greater in stature than normal “man”…

also she is not naked, those men are clothed, there’s a difference.

you’re a God

know yourself

[dynastylnoire]

So when women are saying that they are uncomfortable with a thing, in mass, it’s not time for you to mansplain.

Art is not beyond critique. Listen to black women

We know who the fuck we are.

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

“she’s not naked those men are clothed”

nigga what

[greyscalesound]

Bruh man was hella proud of himself after he wrote that shit lmao. Just waiting on a call from the Pulitzer board now huh lol

[apatheticlifeisfun]

People are still out here using the word mansplain.... 

[gold-kushkloudz]

[thekingsiii]

So pure 😌

[apatheticlifeisfun]

I once lived out of a car for a year because I was bored with life.

But it was on the coast of San Diego so it was actually kinda enjoyable.

And I always had money for the weekend and festivals.

[serializedcomics]

[apatheticlifeisfun]

I mean... you gotta put him back in his place.

[apatheticlifeisfun]

This woman, a few days ago, was clearly slowly ghosting me.

So I gave this bitch the nicest message saying something along the lines of “I assume youre ghosting me, Im sure youll find someone more compatible, you are beautiful and have an amazing personality.”

This bitch had the nerve to get an attitude over me assuming. Bitch its been like 12 hours and youre clearly fucking around on social media.

This chick was older than me too... I expected some maturity from her ass.

I dodged one hell of a bullet with that one. 

[karrakazz]

not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth

[karrakazz]

positivity tells a sad person that there is no reason to be sad. warmth asks the sad person if they want to go get some ice cream

[apatheticlifeisfun]

I feel this... I always tell people that Im much better at giving an escape that nurturing them.

My way of nurturing is giving them some nice hard reality kick which most people dont want to deal with when they are already down.

[apatheticlifeisfun]

Went to another meetup today.

Ive been going to a decent amount of them this past month. This deservers a reward because Im hermit as fuck. I literally stayed in my room for three days straight and didnt even realize it last week. Netflex tends to have that affect on an introvert.

But Im sitting here and making friends with some guy who is obviously looking for someone to build his business website for free. I have no interest in that seeing as Im two seconds away from being homeless.

But this nigga had the audacity to say that he could tell that I was a shy person.

I mean... dont get me wrong. He’s right. I have the social skills of a giraffe... But thats not the point. The point was that I didnt want to get caught up talking to this nigga for 30 mins and him thinking he made a friend to build his website without tossing me some money.

At the end of the day... I got his information.

So jokes on me I guess. 

[apatheticlifeisfun]

Once during a Halloween party I dressed in all black and put a stamp on my shirt. I thought it was clever and simple to dress up as "blackmail." People got the joke. Then I was drunk hours later and a group of white girls, that I didn't actually know but I introduced myself and the joke to earlier, ran into me and said "look it's a blackmail!" and I had the nerve to walk away to express anger to my homie about a group of white girls not referring to me by name but instead referring to me as a "black male." Sober me never even realized the pun when I decided to dress up. It wasn't until hungover me appeared the next day that I realized what really went down and how I walked right into that shit lol.

[apatheticlifeisfun]

Watching all these horror movies reminds me of the time my dad, youngest baby sis, and I was sleeping in a hotel. Persia ended up sharing a bed with me which was cool cause she's tiny and doesn't take up much space. What no warned me about was that her young toddler mind is still very active in sleep.

In the middle of the night she sat straight up and just started talking to the darkness. Me, being a horror fan, obviously jumped to the conclusion that my sister is both possessed and talking to some ghost in the corner that I couldn't see. I've never felt so conflicted in my life. This is the body of one of my most loved beings but I REALLY want to punch this little 5 yr old in the head out of fear and free her from the devil's grasp. I imagine this is what people in zombie movies experience when facing a zombified loved one... but hey, you gotta do what you gotta do right?

Thank God my dad, in the bed over, reacted before I gave in to my instinct. We've never shared a bed since. And I spent the next day struggling to love her again because fuck that devil ghost medium shit...