Its me ape johnson.

[komaedalovemail]

My legs are detached from my body. Theyre being stolen

[apejohnson]

You can have them back tomorrow

[dfambbitchyoulivelikethis]

[apejohnson]

Sorry about that...

[htmlcodes-blog1]

stinky monkey little stink;ly ape when was the la time you showered huh apey? waht have you got to say for yourself even? youdonky kong kin? Huh? changa bo ree stinky monkee

this made me dissociate

[apejohnson]

Wow ethis is so gross who would even send you this

[apejohnson]

Its that time again

Huddled in my ape den

My celphone gets a call

And i roll into a ball

“Hello there Johnson. How have you been?”

I say “I’ve done a little scrubbing. Got a little clean.”

A second passes and I hear a small sigh

Thats all it takes for me to say goodbye

[apejohnson]

Sometimes i pound my feet in the dirt  Hoping to God that i find uncle burt But hes never there. I can obviously tell The only thing he left behind: was his bogini bell. 

[mello-remade]

[wawawaw33]

@ me next time yousoggy monkey

[mello-remade]

@ooga

[apejohnson]

You little stinky smog You Think You Can Defeat Me? I’m Ape Johnson. Good luck in heaven