Aperture Laboratories Service Specialist

If you ever need any help, I'm your person!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Hey fellas! Pinned post time! I'm David Hokson! I'm the one who helps anyone who's confused in this wacky facility! I'm 38! Oh and before I forget, this is me!

[snaxle-archive-deactivated20251]

people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes

[snaxle-archive-deactivated20251]

yes this includes fanfiction, gif sets, edits, etc.

[snaxle-archive-deactivated20251]

theres this one person who reblogs this post like 20 times a day and then sometimes will also reblog it like 200 times at once and also anytime it appears on their dash they apparently will queue it again too and i just want you all to know that you pissed them off real bad and that should be your sign to reblog art actually. for them

[tomshiddles]

LOKI in Thor: Ragnarok (2017), dir. Taika Waititi

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I just finished playing Flight of the Bumblebee! It was rather easy!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

On what? If it was on the guitar than I'm impressed!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

It was on the Harp! I didn't really need to practice at all. I just heard it and I decided to go for it!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

You- ON THE HARP?!? Babe that is really impressive!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

You really think so? I find it a little weird and funky. But it's rather simple and easy to do!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Carl, I can't play any instrument. I'm not.. musically inclined. So, how long have you been playin'?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I've been playing for about... 15 years? Give or take. I play by sound, meaning I don't need to practice for hours or days on end to play a song. I just hear it and I can just.. do it. I don't really know how to explain it any better heh.

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Well hot damn Carl. You have some talent there! What prompted your desire to play the harp?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Well, there was this guy in my... I forgot what grade hehe, but anyway, there was this guy who I knew and I learned the harp to kinda.. impress him?? Impress is the wrong word but you get the idea. He was so star struck that he and I became friends that day!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Well that's really sweet of him! What was his name?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I want to say it was Finnegan but it could've been James. He was really really kind and sweet to me. I didn't care if I had no friends. I was perfectly happy on my own but he saw me and thought to himself "I want to be his friend!" and so we became friends and went on a few dates! He broke it off, though, but he and I stayed best friends!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Why did he break it off? if I may ask.

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

He broke it off because he couldn't handle being in a relationship anymore. We dated for a year I believe. I do wonder how he is from time to time. I hope he's ok.

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Me too! Anyone who is nice and kind to a guy like you should be doing absolutely splendid!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Awww! Thanks David! I best be going now. Got place to clean! See you later!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Bye Hun!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I just finished playing Flight of the Bumblebee! It was rather easy!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

On what? If it was on the guitar than I'm impressed!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

It was on the Harp! I didn't really need to practice at all. I just heard it and I decided to go for it!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

You- ON THE HARP?!? Babe that is really impressive!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

You really think so? I find it a little weird and funky. But it's rather simple and easy to do!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Carl, I can't play any instrument. I'm not.. musically inclined. So, how long have you been playin'?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I've been playing for about... 15 years? Give or take. I play by sound, meaning I don't need to practice for hours or days on end to play a song. I just hear it and I can just.. do it. I don't really know how to explain it any better heh.

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Well hot damn Carl. You have some talent there! What prompted your desire to play the harp?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Well, there was this guy in my... I forgot what grade hehe, but anyway, there was this guy who I knew and I learned the harp to kinda.. impress him?? Impress is the wrong word but you get the idea. He was so star struck that he and I became friends that day!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Well that's really sweet of him! What was his name?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I want to say it was Finnegan but it could've been James. He was really really kind and sweet to me. I didn't care if I had no friends. I was perfectly happy on my own but he saw me and thought to himself "I want to be his friend!" and so we became friends and went on a few dates! He broke it off, though, but he and I stayed best friends!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Why did he break it off? if I may ask.

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

He broke it off because he couldn't handle being in a relationship anymore. We dated for a year I believe. I do wonder how he is from time to time. I hope he's ok.

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Me too! Anyone who is nice and kind to a guy like you should be doing absolutely splendid!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I just finished playing Flight of the Bumblebee! It was rather easy!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

On what? If it was on the guitar than I'm impressed!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

It was on the Harp! I didn't really need to practice at all. I just heard it and I decided to go for it!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

You- ON THE HARP?!? Babe that is really impressive!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

You really think so? I find it a little weird and funky. But it's rather simple and easy to do!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Carl, I can't play any instrument. I'm not.. musically inclined. So, how long have you been playin'?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I've been playing for about... 15 years? Give or take. I play by sound, meaning I don't need to practice for hours or days on end to play a song. I just hear it and I can just.. do it. I don't really know how to explain it any better heh.

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Well hot damn Carl. You have some talent there! What prompted your desire to play the harp?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Well, there was this guy in my... I forgot what grade hehe, but anyway, there was this guy who I knew and I learned the harp to kinda.. impress him?? Impress is the wrong word but you get the idea. He was so star struck that he and I became friends that day!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Well that's really sweet of him! What was his name?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I want to say it was Finnegan but it could've been James. He was really really kind and sweet to me. I didn't care if I had no friends. I was perfectly happy on my own but he saw me and thought to himself "I want to be his friend!" and so we became friends and went on a few dates! He broke it off, though, but he and I stayed best friends!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Why did he break it off? if I may ask.

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I just finished playing Flight of the Bumblebee! It was rather easy!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

On what? If it was on the guitar than I'm impressed!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

It was on the Harp! I didn't really need to practice at all. I just heard it and I decided to go for it!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

You- ON THE HARP?!? Babe that is really impressive!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

You really think so? I find it a little weird and funky. But it's rather simple and easy to do!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Carl, I can't play any instrument. I'm not.. musically inclined. So, how long have you been playin'?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I've been playing for about... 15 years? Give or take. I play by sound, meaning I don't need to practice for hours or days on end to play a song. I just hear it and I can just.. do it. I don't really know how to explain it any better heh.

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Well hot damn Carl. You have some talent there! What prompted your desire to play the harp?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Well, there was this guy in my... I forgot what grade hehe, but anyway, there was this guy who I knew and I learned the harp to kinda.. impress him?? Impress is the wrong word but you get the idea. He was so star struck that he and I became friends that day!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Well that's really sweet of him! What was his name?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I just finished playing Flight of the Bumblebee! It was rather easy!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

On what? If it was on the guitar than I'm impressed!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

It was on the Harp! I didn't really need to practice at all. I just heard it and I decided to go for it!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

You- ON THE HARP?!? Babe that is really impressive!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

You really think so? I find it a little weird and funky. But it's rather simple and easy to do!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Carl, I can't play any instrument. I'm not.. musically inclined. So, how long have you been playin'?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I've been playing for about... 15 years? Give or take. I play by sound, meaning I don't need to practice for hours or days on end to play a song. I just hear it and I can just.. do it. I don't really know how to explain it any better heh.

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Well hot damn Carl. You have some talent there! What prompted your desire to play the harp?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I just finished playing Flight of the Bumblebee! It was rather easy!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

On what? If it was on the guitar than I'm impressed!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

It was on the Harp! I didn't really need to practice at all. I just heard it and I decided to go for it!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

You- ON THE HARP?!? Babe that is really impressive!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

You really think so? I find it a little weird and funky. But it's rather simple and easy to do!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Carl, I can't play any instrument. I'm not.. musically inclined. So, how long have you been playin'?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I just finished playing Flight of the Bumblebee! It was rather easy!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

On what? If it was on the guitar than I'm impressed!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

It was on the Harp! I didn't really need to practice at all. I just heard it and I decided to go for it!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

You- ON THE HARP?!? Babe that is really impressive!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I just finished playing Flight of the Bumblebee! It was rather easy!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

On what? If it was on the guitar than I'm impressed!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I need me some good heckin' coffee.

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Oh I can he- Oh hey Carl! How's-How's life been treatin' ya?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Hey David! Life has been pretty shnazzy! I got to see my family for a few months! They have remodeled the house a lot so it took a little getting used to! But other than that everything's been absolutely splendid!

What about you? How has life been treating you since we last spoke?

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Well that is really cute and sweet Carl! How is your family?

I've just been here doin' work. Nothin' special. We got a new Test Subject named Bell. She's from Virginia and she is really sweet!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

They're doing pretty great! It was nice visiting them for the first time in a few years!

How is getting a new person here "nothin' special"! We almost never get a new person here! I'll have to go meet her in a few minutes!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

It's been a few years since you've seen you're family?! Man, you gotta go see them more often!

Well, when you put it like that... it does sound insensitive. Well, go on and meet Bell! She's very sweet and very kind and I think you two would click immediately!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Well thank you David! I will go meet her! Do you know where she is? It's Testing hours at the moment so she could be busy.

[aperture-laboratories-service]

She's currently settling in at her dorm, last I checked. So you could try dorm TS-2616. She might be there.

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Thank you! I'll go check there!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

No problem!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I need me some good heckin' coffee.

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Oh I can he- Oh hey Carl! How's-How's life been treatin' ya?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Hey David! Life has been pretty shnazzy! I got to see my family for a few months! They have remodeled the house a lot so it took a little getting used to! But other than that everything's been absolutely splendid!

What about you? How has life been treating you since we last spoke?

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Well that is really cute and sweet Carl! How is your family?

I've just been here doin' work. Nothin' special. We got a new Test Subject named Bell. She's from Virginia and she is really sweet!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

They're doing pretty great! It was nice visiting them for the first time in a few years!

How is getting a new person here "nothin' special"! We almost never get a new person here! I'll have to go meet her in a few minutes!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

It's been a few years since you've seen you're family?! Man, you gotta go see them more often!

Well, when you put it like that... it does sound insensitive. Well, go on and meet Bell! She's very sweet and very kind and I think you two would click immediately!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Well thank you David! I will go meet her! Do you know where she is? It's Testing hours at the moment so she could be busy.

[aperture-laboratories-service]

She's currently settling in at her dorm, last I checked. So you could try dorm TS-2616. She might be there.

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I need me some good heckin' coffee.

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Oh I can he- Oh hey Carl! How's-How's life been treatin' ya?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Hey David! Life has been pretty shnazzy! I got to see my family for a few months! They have remodeled the house a lot so it took a little getting used to! But other than that everything's been absolutely splendid!

What about you? How has life been treating you since we last spoke?

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Well that is really cute and sweet Carl! How is your family?

I've just been here doin' work. Nothin' special. We got a new Test Subject named Bell. She's from Virginia and she is really sweet!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

They're doing pretty great! It was nice visiting them for the first time in a few years!

How is getting a new person here "nothin' special"! We almost never get a new person here! I'll have to go meet her in a few minutes!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

It's been a few years since you've seen you're family?! Man, you gotta go see them more often!

Well, when you put it like that... it does sound insensitive. Well, go on and meet Bell! She's very sweet and very kind and I think you two would click immediately!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I need me some good heckin' coffee.

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Oh I can he- Oh hey Carl! How's-How's life been treatin' ya?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Hey David! Life has been pretty shnazzy! I got to see my family for a few months! They have remodeled the house a lot so it took a little getting used to! But other than that everything's been absolutely splendid!

What about you? How has life been treating you since we last spoke?

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Well that is really cute and sweet Carl! How is your family?

I've just been here doin' work. Nothin' special. We got a new Test Subject named Bell. She's from Virginia and she is really sweet!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I need me some good heckin' coffee.

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Oh I can he- Oh hey Carl! How's-How's life been treatin' ya?

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Swords are pretty neat. I have one! I used to know how to use it. I might find time to practice with it again.

[aperture-laboratories-service]

I also have a sword! Would you like to duel one day?

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Of course!

So, you are one of those Aperture workers? What is Aperture like?

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Aperture has its perks. The Testing Elements here are fun to watch while they're being made, fixing things is challenging, but it's very useful here! Aperture needs maintenance and I'm happy to oblige to help Aperture!

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

So, you are a maintenance worker? Why does Aperture need maintenance workers?

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Corporate is trying to right their wrongs so they hired some human workers. Cores are useful but they don't have the same emotional... connection as we humans do towards the things we take care of.