Aperture Laboratories Janitor

I'm just a janitor here. I don't do much besides clean the place so if you see me, I'm heading to dead bodies. Also, leave me alone. I'm sensitive. The name's Carl by the way.

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

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people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes

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yes this includes fanfiction, gif sets, edits, etc.

[snaxle-archive-deactivated20251]

theres this one person who reblogs this post like 20 times a day and then sometimes will also reblog it like 200 times at once and also anytime it appears on their dash they apparently will queue it again too and i just want you all to know that you pissed them off real bad and that should be your sign to reblog art actually. for them

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I just finished playing Flight of the Bumblebee! It was rather easy!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

On what? If it was on the guitar than I'm impressed!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

It was on the Harp! I didn't really need to practice at all. I just heard it and I decided to go for it!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

You- ON THE HARP?!? Babe that is really impressive!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

You really think so? I find it a little weird and funky. But it's rather simple and easy to do!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Carl, I can't play any instrument. I'm not.. musically inclined. So, how long have you been playin'?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I've been playing for about... 15 years? Give or take. I play by sound, meaning I don't need to practice for hours or days on end to play a song. I just hear it and I can just.. do it. I don't really know how to explain it any better heh.

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Well hot damn Carl. You have some talent there! What prompted your desire to play the harp?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Well, there was this guy in my... I forgot what grade hehe, but anyway, there was this guy who I knew and I learned the harp to kinda.. impress him?? Impress is the wrong word but you get the idea. He was so star struck that he and I became friends that day!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Well that's really sweet of him! What was his name?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I want to say it was Finnegan but it could've been James. He was really really kind and sweet to me. I didn't care if I had no friends. I was perfectly happy on my own but he saw me and thought to himself "I want to be his friend!" and so we became friends and went on a few dates! He broke it off, though, but he and I stayed best friends!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Why did he break it off? if I may ask.

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

He broke it off because he couldn't handle being in a relationship anymore. We dated for a year I believe. I do wonder how he is from time to time. I hope he's ok.

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Me too! Anyone who is nice and kind to a guy like you should be doing absolutely splendid!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Awww! Thanks David! I best be going now. Got place to clean! See you later!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I just finished playing Flight of the Bumblebee! It was rather easy!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

On what? If it was on the guitar than I'm impressed!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

It was on the Harp! I didn't really need to practice at all. I just heard it and I decided to go for it!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

You- ON THE HARP?!? Babe that is really impressive!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

You really think so? I find it a little weird and funky. But it's rather simple and easy to do!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Carl, I can't play any instrument. I'm not.. musically inclined. So, how long have you been playin'?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I've been playing for about... 15 years? Give or take. I play by sound, meaning I don't need to practice for hours or days on end to play a song. I just hear it and I can just.. do it. I don't really know how to explain it any better heh.

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Well hot damn Carl. You have some talent there! What prompted your desire to play the harp?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Well, there was this guy in my... I forgot what grade hehe, but anyway, there was this guy who I knew and I learned the harp to kinda.. impress him?? Impress is the wrong word but you get the idea. He was so star struck that he and I became friends that day!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Well that's really sweet of him! What was his name?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I want to say it was Finnegan but it could've been James. He was really really kind and sweet to me. I didn't care if I had no friends. I was perfectly happy on my own but he saw me and thought to himself "I want to be his friend!" and so we became friends and went on a few dates! He broke it off, though, but he and I stayed best friends!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Why did he break it off? if I may ask.

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

He broke it off because he couldn't handle being in a relationship anymore. We dated for a year I believe. I do wonder how he is from time to time. I hope he's ok.

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I just finished playing Flight of the Bumblebee! It was rather easy!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

On what? If it was on the guitar than I'm impressed!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

It was on the Harp! I didn't really need to practice at all. I just heard it and I decided to go for it!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

You- ON THE HARP?!? Babe that is really impressive!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

You really think so? I find it a little weird and funky. But it's rather simple and easy to do!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Carl, I can't play any instrument. I'm not.. musically inclined. So, how long have you been playin'?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I've been playing for about... 15 years? Give or take. I play by sound, meaning I don't need to practice for hours or days on end to play a song. I just hear it and I can just.. do it. I don't really know how to explain it any better heh.

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Well hot damn Carl. You have some talent there! What prompted your desire to play the harp?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Well, there was this guy in my... I forgot what grade hehe, but anyway, there was this guy who I knew and I learned the harp to kinda.. impress him?? Impress is the wrong word but you get the idea. He was so star struck that he and I became friends that day!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Well that's really sweet of him! What was his name?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I want to say it was Finnegan but it could've been James. He was really really kind and sweet to me. I didn't care if I had no friends. I was perfectly happy on my own but he saw me and thought to himself "I want to be his friend!" and so we became friends and went on a few dates! He broke it off, though, but he and I stayed best friends!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I just finished playing Flight of the Bumblebee! It was rather easy!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

On what? If it was on the guitar than I'm impressed!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

It was on the Harp! I didn't really need to practice at all. I just heard it and I decided to go for it!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

You- ON THE HARP?!? Babe that is really impressive!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

You really think so? I find it a little weird and funky. But it's rather simple and easy to do!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Carl, I can't play any instrument. I'm not.. musically inclined. So, how long have you been playin'?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I've been playing for about... 15 years? Give or take. I play by sound, meaning I don't need to practice for hours or days on end to play a song. I just hear it and I can just.. do it. I don't really know how to explain it any better heh.

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Well hot damn Carl. You have some talent there! What prompted your desire to play the harp?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Well, there was this guy in my... I forgot what grade hehe, but anyway, there was this guy who I knew and I learned the harp to kinda.. impress him?? Impress is the wrong word but you get the idea. He was so star struck that he and I became friends that day!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I just finished playing Flight of the Bumblebee! It was rather easy!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

On what? If it was on the guitar than I'm impressed!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

It was on the Harp! I didn't really need to practice at all. I just heard it and I decided to go for it!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

You- ON THE HARP?!? Babe that is really impressive!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

You really think so? I find it a little weird and funky. But it's rather simple and easy to do!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

Carl, I can't play any instrument. I'm not.. musically inclined. So, how long have you been playin'?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I've been playing for about... 15 years? Give or take. I play by sound, meaning I don't need to practice for hours or days on end to play a song. I just hear it and I can just.. do it. I don't really know how to explain it any better heh.

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I just finished playing Flight of the Bumblebee! It was rather easy!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

On what? If it was on the guitar than I'm impressed!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

It was on the Harp! I didn't really need to practice at all. I just heard it and I decided to go for it!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

You- ON THE HARP?!? Babe that is really impressive!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

You really think so? I find it a little weird and funky. But it's rather simple and easy to do!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I just finished playing Flight of the Bumblebee! It was rather easy!

[aperture-laboratories-service]

On what? If it was on the guitar than I'm impressed!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

It was on the Harp! I didn't really need to practice at all. I just heard it and I decided to go for it!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I just finished playing Flight of the Bumblebee! It was rather easy!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh woah! What is this red stuff all over the walls?

Hey Mel, @mel-space , do you wanna take a gander on what this stuff is?

[mel-space]

Hm? Uhh....I’m gunna be honest and tell you I do not want to be involved in whatever Aperture is concocting next. It may seem ignorant but I’m much happier looking away... 

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Well, you aren't ignorant and you are absolutely right. Maybe... *Carl sees the red thing moving and he notices that the room is slowly wrapping around it*

Hey uh- Mel? Maybe we should run? That doesn't look to good.

[mel-space]

Fuckin’ knew it... *She hisses the words before grabbing Carl by the arm and running.* Come on! And don’t look back-!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

AH! *He tumbles forwards a little bit but gets back up and runs with her* What is this thing? How'd it get here? What's its purpose?

[mel-space]

Don’t know, don’t care! Best option is finding safety before we’re too late in finding out.

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Alrighty! I'm with you on that one!

God the sound it makes hurts. It's like a graining noise. Like tv static. Oh! There's the name for this weird thing! Static! Whadya think?

[mel-space]

Great! Perfect! Wonderful! You should get a job in naming conventions! *Mel notices a stray hallway.* Let’s get in here, it looks...less infected..

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh schnitzel! The Static is-mmm no. it doesn't feel right. More like, Shrill. Yeah, Shrill. Shrill Static could also work. Anyway, The Shrill Static is gaining on us faster than I expected. We have to get topside.

[mel-space]

Topside, huh? I ain’t good with directions, bud, who do you think can get us up there and fast?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I know this place like the back of my own hand. It's through this hallway. *He points in the opposite direction of The Shrill Static and takes Mels hand and tuns like hell* Do you need anything important before we head topside? I have a feeling that we aren't going to be back for a while.

[mel-space]

Oh? Alright, sick! Good to know I’ve got a gui-wait....OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT! MY BABYGIRL! Carl we have to grab Skarlet!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh god! Chiefs office is a little farther down! You go and get her real heckin' quick while I stay here monitoring The SS!

[mel-space]

You got it! In case something goes amiss, where should we rendevouz?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

There's a second way up but it does take a little longer. We have to go through the Maintenance Areas then go through the Reactor levels. It's highly dangerous. But to answer your question, we should meet a couple levels down, about Sector 15GH.

[mel-space]

Okay, alright. Skarlet might be able to lead us both down there in case worst comes to worst. Damn, this fuckin’ noise is giving me a headache...

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Should we warn anyone else about this? Or escape with what we have on our backs?

[mel-space]

Well...that David guy is a good fella, I don’t think he’d appreciate being left behind. If you have a means of communicating to him without getting yourself in any danger, do so. 

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I've got his and Danielle's number. I'll tell both of them. And maybe Ashley since Chief wouldn't like her being in a coma or dead. So I'll get right on that. Go and get your girlfriend.

*He calls David and Danielle and tells them what's going on and tell them to meet them at Sector 15GH*

[mel-space]

Sweet! *She salutes and runs off.*

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

*Carl looks on while The SS creeps closer towards him. His head is splitting in two and his nose is bleeding from the stress and he tries to stay conscious. He decides to head on down to Sector 15GH.*

[mel-space]

*Mel runs back, huffing.* Carl! Okay, I actually found Skarley faster than I thought, and told her our plan! She says it might be better we just head separately into Secto- oh whoa whoa! Hey hey are you ok?!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

*Carl looks up with blood dripping down his nose like it's a waterfall during summer* M-Mel? I've experienced some shit here. Some major shit. But nothing like this. My head is splitting in ten. It feels like somethings talking to me in my head. I think-I think you guys would have better chances if I stayed here while you guys head on.

[mel-space]

Oh no! NOnono, NOPE! *Mel picks him up in a crude piggy-back.* You’re comin’ with me, bud...

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Mel I can walk. My head is just killing me. Just-Just put me down alright? I'll be f-fine. Carry someone else.

[mel-space]

Uh-Huh? And when you pass out? You can no longer walk. I got this man, its fine. 

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I won't passssss ouuuuut-*he proceeds to pass out momentarily*

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh woah! What is this red stuff all over the walls?

Hey Mel, @mel-space , do you wanna take a gander on what this stuff is?

[mel-space]

Hm? Uhh....I’m gunna be honest and tell you I do not want to be involved in whatever Aperture is concocting next. It may seem ignorant but I’m much happier looking away... 

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Well, you aren't ignorant and you are absolutely right. Maybe... *Carl sees the red thing moving and he notices that the room is slowly wrapping around it*

Hey uh- Mel? Maybe we should run? That doesn't look to good.

[mel-space]

Fuckin’ knew it... *She hisses the words before grabbing Carl by the arm and running.* Come on! And don’t look back-!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

AH! *He tumbles forwards a little bit but gets back up and runs with her* What is this thing? How'd it get here? What's its purpose?

[mel-space]

Don’t know, don’t care! Best option is finding safety before we’re too late in finding out.

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Alrighty! I'm with you on that one!

God the sound it makes hurts. It's like a graining noise. Like tv static. Oh! There's the name for this weird thing! Static! Whadya think?

[mel-space]

Great! Perfect! Wonderful! You should get a job in naming conventions! *Mel notices a stray hallway.* Let’s get in here, it looks...less infected..

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh schnitzel! The Static is-mmm no. it doesn't feel right. More like, Shrill. Yeah, Shrill. Shrill Static could also work. Anyway, The Shrill Static is gaining on us faster than I expected. We have to get topside.

[mel-space]

Topside, huh? I ain’t good with directions, bud, who do you think can get us up there and fast?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I know this place like the back of my own hand. It's through this hallway. *He points in the opposite direction of The Shrill Static and takes Mels hand and tuns like hell* Do you need anything important before we head topside? I have a feeling that we aren't going to be back for a while.

[mel-space]

Oh? Alright, sick! Good to know I’ve got a gui-wait....OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT! MY BABYGIRL! Carl we have to grab Skarlet!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh god! Chiefs office is a little farther down! You go and get her real heckin' quick while I stay here monitoring The SS!

[mel-space]

You got it! In case something goes amiss, where should we rendevouz?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

There's a second way up but it does take a little longer. We have to go through the Maintenance Areas then go through the Reactor levels. It's highly dangerous. But to answer your question, we should meet a couple levels down, about Sector 15GH.

[mel-space]

Okay, alright. Skarlet might be able to lead us both down there in case worst comes to worst. Damn, this fuckin’ noise is giving me a headache...

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Should we warn anyone else about this? Or escape with what we have on our backs?

[mel-space]

Well...that David guy is a good fella, I don’t think he’d appreciate being left behind. If you have a means of communicating to him without getting yourself in any danger, do so. 

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I've got his and Danielle's number. I'll tell both of them. And maybe Ashley since Chief wouldn't like her being in a coma or dead. So I'll get right on that. Go and get your girlfriend.

*He calls David and Danielle and tells them what's going on and tell them to meet them at Sector 15GH*

[mel-space]

Sweet! *She salutes and runs off.*

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

*Carl looks on while The SS creeps closer towards him. His head is splitting in two and his nose is bleeding from the stress and he tries to stay conscious. He decides to head on down to Sector 15GH.*

[mel-space]

*Mel runs back, huffing.* Carl! Okay, I actually found Skarley faster than I thought, and told her our plan! She says it might be better we just head separately into Secto- oh whoa whoa! Hey hey are you ok?!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

*Carl looks up with blood dripping down his nose like it's a waterfall during summer* M-Mel? I've experienced some shit here. Some major shit. But nothing like this. My head is splitting in ten. It feels like somethings talking to me in my head. I think-I think you guys would have better chances if I stayed here while you guys head on.

[mel-space]

Oh no! NOnono, NOPE! *Mel picks him up in a crude piggy-back.* You’re comin’ with me, bud...

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Mel I can walk. My head is just killing me. Just-Just put me down alright? I'll be f-fine. Carry someone else.

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh woah! What is this red stuff all over the walls?

Hey Mel, @mel-space , do you wanna take a gander on what this stuff is?

[mel-space]

Hm? Uhh....I’m gunna be honest and tell you I do not want to be involved in whatever Aperture is concocting next. It may seem ignorant but I’m much happier looking away... 

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Well, you aren't ignorant and you are absolutely right. Maybe... *Carl sees the red thing moving and he notices that the room is slowly wrapping around it*

Hey uh- Mel? Maybe we should run? That doesn't look to good.

[mel-space]

Fuckin’ knew it... *She hisses the words before grabbing Carl by the arm and running.* Come on! And don’t look back-!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

AH! *He tumbles forwards a little bit but gets back up and runs with her* What is this thing? How'd it get here? What's its purpose?

[mel-space]

Don’t know, don’t care! Best option is finding safety before we’re too late in finding out.

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Alrighty! I'm with you on that one!

God the sound it makes hurts. It's like a graining noise. Like tv static. Oh! There's the name for this weird thing! Static! Whadya think?

[mel-space]

Great! Perfect! Wonderful! You should get a job in naming conventions! *Mel notices a stray hallway.* Let’s get in here, it looks...less infected..

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh schnitzel! The Static is-mmm no. it doesn't feel right. More like, Shrill. Yeah, Shrill. Shrill Static could also work. Anyway, The Shrill Static is gaining on us faster than I expected. We have to get topside.

[mel-space]

Topside, huh? I ain’t good with directions, bud, who do you think can get us up there and fast?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I know this place like the back of my own hand. It's through this hallway. *He points in the opposite direction of The Shrill Static and takes Mels hand and tuns like hell* Do you need anything important before we head topside? I have a feeling that we aren't going to be back for a while.

[mel-space]

Oh? Alright, sick! Good to know I’ve got a gui-wait....OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT! MY BABYGIRL! Carl we have to grab Skarlet!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh god! Chiefs office is a little farther down! You go and get her real heckin' quick while I stay here monitoring The SS!

[mel-space]

You got it! In case something goes amiss, where should we rendevouz?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

There's a second way up but it does take a little longer. We have to go through the Maintenance Areas then go through the Reactor levels. It's highly dangerous. But to answer your question, we should meet a couple levels down, about Sector 15GH.

[mel-space]

Okay, alright. Skarlet might be able to lead us both down there in case worst comes to worst. Damn, this fuckin’ noise is giving me a headache...

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Should we warn anyone else about this? Or escape with what we have on our backs?

[mel-space]

Well...that David guy is a good fella, I don’t think he’d appreciate being left behind. If you have a means of communicating to him without getting yourself in any danger, do so. 

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I've got his and Danielle's number. I'll tell both of them. And maybe Ashley since Chief wouldn't like her being in a coma or dead. So I'll get right on that. Go and get your girlfriend.

*He calls David and Danielle and tells them what's going on and tell them to meet them at Sector 15GH*

[mel-space]

Sweet! *She salutes and runs off.*

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

*Carl looks on while The SS creeps closer towards him. His head is splitting in two and his nose is bleeding from the stress and he tries to stay conscious. He decides to head on down to Sector 15GH.*

[mel-space]

*Mel runs back, huffing.* Carl! Okay, I actually found Skarley faster than I thought, and told her our plan! She says it might be better we just head separately into Secto- oh whoa whoa! Hey hey are you ok?!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

*Carl looks up with blood dripping down his nose like it's a waterfall during summer* M-Mel? I've experienced some shit here. Some major shit. But nothing like this. My head is splitting in ten. It feels like somethings talking to me in my head. I think-I think you guys would have better chances if I stayed here while you guys head on.

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh woah! What is this red stuff all over the walls?

Hey Mel, @mel-space , do you wanna take a gander on what this stuff is?

[mel-space]

Hm? Uhh....I’m gunna be honest and tell you I do not want to be involved in whatever Aperture is concocting next. It may seem ignorant but I’m much happier looking away... 

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Well, you aren't ignorant and you are absolutely right. Maybe... *Carl sees the red thing moving and he notices that the room is slowly wrapping around it*

Hey uh- Mel? Maybe we should run? That doesn't look to good.

[mel-space]

Fuckin’ knew it... *She hisses the words before grabbing Carl by the arm and running.* Come on! And don’t look back-!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

AH! *He tumbles forwards a little bit but gets back up and runs with her* What is this thing? How'd it get here? What's its purpose?

[mel-space]

Don’t know, don’t care! Best option is finding safety before we’re too late in finding out.

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Alrighty! I'm with you on that one!

God the sound it makes hurts. It's like a graining noise. Like tv static. Oh! There's the name for this weird thing! Static! Whadya think?

[mel-space]

Great! Perfect! Wonderful! You should get a job in naming conventions! *Mel notices a stray hallway.* Let’s get in here, it looks...less infected..

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh schnitzel! The Static is-mmm no. it doesn't feel right. More like, Shrill. Yeah, Shrill. Shrill Static could also work. Anyway, The Shrill Static is gaining on us faster than I expected. We have to get topside.

[mel-space]

Topside, huh? I ain’t good with directions, bud, who do you think can get us up there and fast?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I know this place like the back of my own hand. It's through this hallway. *He points in the opposite direction of The Shrill Static and takes Mels hand and tuns like hell* Do you need anything important before we head topside? I have a feeling that we aren't going to be back for a while.

[mel-space]

Oh? Alright, sick! Good to know I’ve got a gui-wait....OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT! MY BABYGIRL! Carl we have to grab Skarlet!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh god! Chiefs office is a little farther down! You go and get her real heckin' quick while I stay here monitoring The SS!

[mel-space]

You got it! In case something goes amiss, where should we rendevouz?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

There's a second way up but it does take a little longer. We have to go through the Maintenance Areas then go through the Reactor levels. It's highly dangerous. But to answer your question, we should meet a couple levels down, about Sector 15GH.

[mel-space]

Okay, alright. Skarlet might be able to lead us both down there in case worst comes to worst. Damn, this fuckin’ noise is giving me a headache...

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Should we warn anyone else about this? Or escape with what we have on our backs?

[mel-space]

Well...that David guy is a good fella, I don’t think he’d appreciate being left behind. If you have a means of communicating to him without getting yourself in any danger, do so. 

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I've got his and Danielle's number. I'll tell both of them. And maybe Ashley since Chief wouldn't like her being in a coma or dead. So I'll get right on that. Go and get your girlfriend.

*He calls David and Danielle and tells them what's going on and tell them to meet them at Sector 15GH*

[mel-space]

Sweet! *She salutes and runs off.*

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

*Carl looks on while The SS creeps closer towards him. His head is splitting in two and his nose is bleeding from the stress and he tries to stay conscious. He decides to head on down to Sector 15GH.*

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh woah! What is this red stuff all over the walls?

Hey Mel, @mel-space , do you wanna take a gander on what this stuff is?

[mel-space]

Hm? Uhh....I’m gunna be honest and tell you I do not want to be involved in whatever Aperture is concocting next. It may seem ignorant but I’m much happier looking away... 

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Well, you aren't ignorant and you are absolutely right. Maybe... *Carl sees the red thing moving and he notices that the room is slowly wrapping around it*

Hey uh- Mel? Maybe we should run? That doesn't look to good.

[mel-space]

Fuckin’ knew it... *She hisses the words before grabbing Carl by the arm and running.* Come on! And don’t look back-!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

AH! *He tumbles forwards a little bit but gets back up and runs with her* What is this thing? How'd it get here? What's its purpose?

[mel-space]

Don’t know, don’t care! Best option is finding safety before we’re too late in finding out.

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Alrighty! I'm with you on that one!

God the sound it makes hurts. It's like a graining noise. Like tv static. Oh! There's the name for this weird thing! Static! Whadya think?

[mel-space]

Great! Perfect! Wonderful! You should get a job in naming conventions! *Mel notices a stray hallway.* Let’s get in here, it looks...less infected..

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh schnitzel! The Static is-mmm no. it doesn't feel right. More like, Shrill. Yeah, Shrill. Shrill Static could also work. Anyway, The Shrill Static is gaining on us faster than I expected. We have to get topside.

[mel-space]

Topside, huh? I ain’t good with directions, bud, who do you think can get us up there and fast?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I know this place like the back of my own hand. It's through this hallway. *He points in the opposite direction of The Shrill Static and takes Mels hand and tuns like hell* Do you need anything important before we head topside? I have a feeling that we aren't going to be back for a while.

[mel-space]

Oh? Alright, sick! Good to know I’ve got a gui-wait....OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT! MY BABYGIRL! Carl we have to grab Skarlet!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh god! Chiefs office is a little farther down! You go and get her real heckin' quick while I stay here monitoring The SS!

[mel-space]

You got it! In case something goes amiss, where should we rendevouz?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

There's a second way up but it does take a little longer. We have to go through the Maintenance Areas then go through the Reactor levels. It's highly dangerous. But to answer your question, we should meet a couple levels down, about Sector 15GH.

[mel-space]

Okay, alright. Skarlet might be able to lead us both down there in case worst comes to worst. Damn, this fuckin’ noise is giving me a headache...

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Should we warn anyone else about this? Or escape with what we have on our backs?

[mel-space]

Well...that David guy is a good fella, I don’t think he’d appreciate being left behind. If you have a means of communicating to him without getting yourself in any danger, do so. 

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I've got his and Danielle's number. I'll tell both of them. And maybe Ashley since Chief wouldn't like her being in a coma or dead. So I'll get right on that. Go and get your girlfriend.

*He calls David and Danielle and tells them what's going on and tell them to meet them at Sector 15GH*

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh woah! What is this red stuff all over the walls?

Hey Mel, @mel-space , do you wanna take a gander on what this stuff is?

[mel-space]

Hm? Uhh....I’m gunna be honest and tell you I do not want to be involved in whatever Aperture is concocting next. It may seem ignorant but I’m much happier looking away... 

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Well, you aren't ignorant and you are absolutely right. Maybe... *Carl sees the red thing moving and he notices that the room is slowly wrapping around it*

Hey uh- Mel? Maybe we should run? That doesn't look to good.

[mel-space]

Fuckin’ knew it... *She hisses the words before grabbing Carl by the arm and running.* Come on! And don’t look back-!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

AH! *He tumbles forwards a little bit but gets back up and runs with her* What is this thing? How'd it get here? What's its purpose?

[mel-space]

Don’t know, don’t care! Best option is finding safety before we’re too late in finding out.

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Alrighty! I'm with you on that one!

God the sound it makes hurts. It's like a graining noise. Like tv static. Oh! There's the name for this weird thing! Static! Whadya think?

[mel-space]

Great! Perfect! Wonderful! You should get a job in naming conventions! *Mel notices a stray hallway.* Let’s get in here, it looks...less infected..

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh schnitzel! The Static is-mmm no. it doesn't feel right. More like, Shrill. Yeah, Shrill. Shrill Static could also work. Anyway, The Shrill Static is gaining on us faster than I expected. We have to get topside.

[mel-space]

Topside, huh? I ain’t good with directions, bud, who do you think can get us up there and fast?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I know this place like the back of my own hand. It's through this hallway. *He points in the opposite direction of The Shrill Static and takes Mels hand and tuns like hell* Do you need anything important before we head topside? I have a feeling that we aren't going to be back for a while.

[mel-space]

Oh? Alright, sick! Good to know I’ve got a gui-wait....OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT! MY BABYGIRL! Carl we have to grab Skarlet!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh god! Chiefs office is a little farther down! You go and get her real heckin' quick while I stay here monitoring The SS!

[mel-space]

You got it! In case something goes amiss, where should we rendevouz?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

There's a second way up but it does take a little longer. We have to go through the Maintenance Areas then go through the Reactor levels. It's highly dangerous. But to answer your question, we should meet a couple levels down, about Sector 15GH.

[mel-space]

Okay, alright. Skarlet might be able to lead us both down there in case worst comes to worst. Damn, this fuckin’ noise is giving me a headache...

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Should we warn anyone else about this? Or escape with what we have on our backs?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh woah! What is this red stuff all over the walls?

Hey Mel, @mel-space , do you wanna take a gander on what this stuff is?

[mel-space]

Hm? Uhh....I’m gunna be honest and tell you I do not want to be involved in whatever Aperture is concocting next. It may seem ignorant but I’m much happier looking away... 

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Well, you aren't ignorant and you are absolutely right. Maybe... *Carl sees the red thing moving and he notices that the room is slowly wrapping around it*

Hey uh- Mel? Maybe we should run? That doesn't look to good.

[mel-space]

Fuckin’ knew it... *She hisses the words before grabbing Carl by the arm and running.* Come on! And don’t look back-!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

AH! *He tumbles forwards a little bit but gets back up and runs with her* What is this thing? How'd it get here? What's its purpose?

[mel-space]

Don’t know, don’t care! Best option is finding safety before we’re too late in finding out.

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Alrighty! I'm with you on that one!

God the sound it makes hurts. It's like a graining noise. Like tv static. Oh! There's the name for this weird thing! Static! Whadya think?

[mel-space]

Great! Perfect! Wonderful! You should get a job in naming conventions! *Mel notices a stray hallway.* Let’s get in here, it looks...less infected..

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh schnitzel! The Static is-mmm no. it doesn't feel right. More like, Shrill. Yeah, Shrill. Shrill Static could also work. Anyway, The Shrill Static is gaining on us faster than I expected. We have to get topside.

[mel-space]

Topside, huh? I ain’t good with directions, bud, who do you think can get us up there and fast?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

I know this place like the back of my own hand. It's through this hallway. *He points in the opposite direction of The Shrill Static and takes Mels hand and tuns like hell* Do you need anything important before we head topside? I have a feeling that we aren't going to be back for a while.

[mel-space]

Oh? Alright, sick! Good to know I’ve got a gui-wait....OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT! MY BABYGIRL! Carl we have to grab Skarlet!

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

Oh god! Chiefs office is a little farther down! You go and get her real heckin' quick while I stay here monitoring The SS!

[mel-space]

You got it! In case something goes amiss, where should we rendevouz?

[aperture-laboratories-janitor]

There's a second way up but it does take a little longer. We have to go through the Maintenance Areas then go through the Reactor levels. It's highly dangerous. But to answer your question, we should meet a couple levels down, about Sector 15GH.