Gordon Freeman

I'm Gordon Freeman. I have a Ph.D. in Theoretical Physics. I'm 27. I'm not deaf anymore. I got my hearing fixed.

[snaxle-archive-deactivated20251]

people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes

[snaxle-archive-deactivated20251]

yes this includes fanfiction, gif sets, edits, etc.

[snaxle-archive-deactivated20251]

theres this one person who reblogs this post like 20 times a day and then sometimes will also reblog it like 200 times at once and also anytime it appears on their dash they apparently will queue it again too and i just want you all to know that you pissed them off real bad and that should be your sign to reblog art actually. for them

[blackmesa-official]

nobody say anything one of our vorts learned how to type were watching him on the security cameras

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

That's wild.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

H-Hello?

Where am I?

Why does it look like a maze-

Oh. I'm in Aperture 😞.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

I wonder if Apollo is doing alright. I would love to talk to the kid again!

[officer-sebastian]

Y’mean that tall, lanky fella? Now that ya mention it, ah haven’t heard squat from ‘im fer a’while. Ah hope he’s doin’ alright...

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Me too! He was always so sweet and kind!

[aperture-intern-apollo]

oh shit you guys remember me? for reals??

sorry for my dissappearance, i was forced into cryosleep without my consent

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Hey kid! How are you? How've you been?? Are you doing well?

[aperture-intern-apollo]

i've been alright, haven't been conscious for most of the time i was gone but before i got thrown into cryosleep i was doing fine.

nothing's really wrong, no injuries no nothing so yeah i guess i'm doing alright

how have you and the guys been?

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

I've been good! Some stuff has been happening here I don't entirely know what but stuff has been happening here!

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

I wonder if Apollo is doing alright. I would love to talk to the kid again!

[officer-sebastian]

Y’mean that tall, lanky fella? Now that ya mention it, ah haven’t heard squat from ‘im fer a’while. Ah hope he’s doin’ alright...

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Me too! He was always so sweet and kind!

[aperture-intern-apollo]

oh shit you guys remember me? for reals??

sorry for my dissappearance, i was forced into cryosleep without my consent

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Hey kid! How are you? How've you been?? Are you doing well?

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

I wonder if Apollo is doing alright. I would love to talk to the kid again!

[officer-sebastian]

Y’mean that tall, lanky fella? Now that ya mention it, ah haven’t heard squat from ‘im fer a’while. Ah hope he’s doin’ alright...

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Me too! He was always so sweet and kind!

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

I wonder if Apollo is doing alright. I would love to talk to the kid again!

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Aperture is almost exactly like HYDRA and I can't explain my thought process on that.

[aperture-laboratories-official]

What are you talking about? We are not HYDRA. We care about our employees and Test Subjects' worth!

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about you living OSHA Violation!

[aperture-laboratories-official]

You're one to talk. You work at Black Mesa which, need I remind you, caused an inter-dimensional rift in the fabric of reality? If anything Black Mess is more like HYDRA than we ever could be.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Is that seriously the best thing you could use against us? You use that example so many times that it's become a joke here.

[aperture-laboratories-official]

That doesn't matter. What matters is that you know that we are NOT HYDRA, you guys are.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Give me one good example, other than the Resonance Cascade incident, how we are HYDRA and not you guys.

[aperture-laboratories-official]

You are HYDRA because all you care about is world domination.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

The lies you tell yourselves- we don't care about world domination!

We care about making scientific discoveries while you guys are the ones hell-bent on world domination and using humans, living beings, as guinea pigs for whatever scientific endeavor you brainwash yourselves into believing. You guys, cannot win. You cannot be the good guys for as long as you treat humans as things that can be expendable!

Now get on with your lives while you still can.

[aperture-laboratories-official]

Awwwwww. How cute. You're trying to threaten us? Heh, who knew that sweet, kind Gordon Jeremy Freeman could attempt to threaten.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

I'm not threatening, I'm promising. Don't misconstrue what I say.

[aperture-laboratories-official]

Alright alright. We get it. You're big and scary and we should cower in fear. Is that all or is there anything else?

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

That's it, for now.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Aperture is almost exactly like HYDRA and I can't explain my thought process on that.

[aperture-laboratories-official]

What are you talking about? We are not HYDRA. We care about our employees and Test Subjects' worth!

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about you living OSHA Violation!

[aperture-laboratories-official]

You're one to talk. You work at Black Mesa which, need I remind you, caused an inter-dimensional rift in the fabric of reality? If anything Black Mess is more like HYDRA than we ever could be.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Is that seriously the best thing you could use against us? You use that example so many times that it's become a joke here.

[aperture-laboratories-official]

That doesn't matter. What matters is that you know that we are NOT HYDRA, you guys are.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Give me one good example, other than the Resonance Cascade incident, how we are HYDRA and not you guys.

[aperture-laboratories-official]

You are HYDRA because all you care about is world domination.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

The lies you tell yourselves- we don't care about world domination!

We care about making scientific discoveries while you guys are the ones hell-bent on world domination and using humans, living beings, as guinea pigs for whatever scientific endeavor you brainwash yourselves into believing. You guys, cannot win. You cannot be the good guys for as long as you treat humans as things that can be expendable!

Now get on with your lives while you still can.

[aperture-laboratories-official]

Awwwwww. How cute. You're trying to threaten us? Heh, who knew that sweet, kind Gordon Jeremy Freeman could attempt to threaten.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

I'm not threatening, I'm promising. Don't misconstrue what I say.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Aperture is almost exactly like HYDRA and I can't explain my thought process on that.

[aperture-laboratories-official]

What are you talking about? We are not HYDRA. We care about our employees and Test Subjects' worth!

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about you living OSHA Violation!

[aperture-laboratories-official]

You're one to talk. You work at Black Mesa which, need I remind you, caused an inter-dimensional rift in the fabric of reality? If anything Black Mess is more like HYDRA than we ever could be.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Is that seriously the best thing you could use against us? You use that example so many times that it's become a joke here.

[aperture-laboratories-official]

That doesn't matter. What matters is that you know that we are NOT HYDRA, you guys are.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Give me one good example, other than the Resonance Cascade incident, how we are HYDRA and not you guys.

[aperture-laboratories-official]

You are HYDRA because all you care about is world domination.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

The lies you tell yourselves- we don't care about world domination!

We care about making scientific discoveries while you guys are the ones hell-bent on world domination and using humans, living beings, as guinea pigs for whatever scientific endeavor you brainwash yourselves into believing. You guys, cannot win. You cannot be the good guys for as long as you treat humans as things that can be expendable!

Now get on with your lives while you still can.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Aperture is almost exactly like HYDRA and I can't explain my thought process on that.

[aperture-laboratories-official]

What are you talking about? We are not HYDRA. We care about our employees and Test Subjects' worth!

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about you living OSHA Violation!

[aperture-laboratories-official]

You're one to talk. You work at Black Mesa which, need I remind you, caused an inter-dimensional rift in the fabric of reality? If anything Black Mess is more like HYDRA than we ever could be.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Is that seriously the best thing you could use against us? You use that example so many times that it's become a joke here.

[aperture-laboratories-official]

That doesn't matter. What matters is that you know that we are NOT HYDRA, you guys are.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Give me one good example, other than the Resonance Cascade incident, how we are HYDRA and not you guys.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Aperture is almost exactly like HYDRA and I can't explain my thought process on that.

[aperture-laboratories-official]

What are you talking about? We are not HYDRA. We care about our employees and Test Subjects' worth!

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about you living OSHA Violation!

[aperture-laboratories-official]

You're one to talk. You work at Black Mesa which, need I remind you, caused an inter-dimensional rift in the fabric of reality? If anything Black Mess is more like HYDRA than we ever could be.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Is that seriously the best thing you could use against us? You use that example so many times that it's become a joke here.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Aperture is almost exactly like HYDRA and I can't explain my thought process on that.

[aperture-laboratories-official]

What are you talking about? We are not HYDRA. We care about our employees and Test Subjects' worth!

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about you living OSHA Violation!

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Aperture is almost exactly like HYDRA and I can't explain my thought process on that.

[black-mesa-announcement-system]

[USER: Dr.Richardson]

ATTENTION security personnel, if you see a large robot trying to walk the the Anomalous Materials department please attempt to apprehend it. Stevens is attempting to hurt my reputation by going after priceless samples.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Why is there always something at Black Mesa?

[dr-stevens-research]

I’m in a computer teehee

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

*Gordon sighs* It's always something with you.

[black-mesa-announcement-system]

[USER: Dr.Richardson]

ATTENTION security personnel, if you see a large robot trying to walk the the Anomalous Materials department please attempt to apprehend it. Stevens is attempting to hurt my reputation by going after priceless samples.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Why is there always something at Black Mesa?

[a-fellow-scientist]

Currently working on a new version of H.E.V. reactive armour for an upcoming prototype.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

Oh wow! We have quite a few H.E.V. suits now! Very excited to see how these ones will turn out!

[a-fellow-scientist]

These suits will be designed specifically with xen wildlife in mind. Maybe i'll finally be able to walk into the bio department without a shotgun.

[dr-gordon-freem4n]

That will be very useful. After what happened what feels likes months ago I will feel a lit more safe.