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mi art

yooo friends! i went ahead and made an art blog for my hetalia doodles if anyone is interested! i’m takin’ requests whenever (yes, i can do 2ps if you want) and even commissions in the near future! check it out if you’re interested in some Spicy Content: @vargasswhole ;)

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and thus ludwig’s top privileges were revoked :) 

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M’BOYS

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scribbly slavs!!! they’re watching a russian horror film n chillin. 

nat wants to be a bounty hunter. kat wants a farm. ivan wants to sleep.

(he’s an astrophysics major)

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EPICO

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I'm literally shaking and crying right now this is literally my favorite hetalua blog bless

surely one of the guys wouldn’t mind warmin’ ya up ;)

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may I please have some hcs of my baby boi 2p russia? He needs some love

⦁ dissociation central ⦁ poor guy is drifting ⦁ he's full of worries but he's compacted them quite a lot ⦁ enjoys the lute (?) ⦁ feels like sparrows don't get enough attention. he'd like a little house sparrow ⦁ low key wants a scooter ⦁ knows how to use a pogo stick quite well ⦁ once dated a librarian and had sex in the shelves behind the stacks of books ⦁ thinks that brown is a really pretty colour. likes brown hair and brown eyes on anything ⦁ has a small caramel addiction ⦁ thinks that taking ice baths for your health is a good idea but is kind of a pussy ⦁ thinks that coffee is blasphemous unless it's nearly white with cream ⦁ finds comfort in home depot... and hobby lobby ⦁ isn't quite sure why no one crochets enymore? what about cross-stitching? he has a lot of fabrics for quilts... ⦁ 'does anyone know the wifi password?' "yeah it's HFiipsdo7839JbdiHHH9" 'you know you can change it right, viktor?' "i did" ⦁ likes the rolling stones and is kind of a closeted groupie

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3  <3

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okay hi genderfluid anon here (the one who asked for 2p england's reaction to them coming out) and i am cRYING!!! YOU ARE SO SO SO KIND AND UNDERSTANDING AND AAAAAA I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH!!!! ♥♥♥

OHHHH MY LOVELY!!! I hope you’ve begun to feel more at peace with yourself :) <3

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Good to see you’re back uwu

uwu !!!!!!!! <3

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Shiiiiiit i almost forgot how much i love your blog !!! 💕 Can we have more of 2p japan please?

⦁ when he goes to the store, he only uses hand-held baskets ⦁ if he can't fit everything in the basket, he doesn't need it ⦁ he ends up buying only a handful of items and leaving ⦁ he likes limes ⦁ like raw limes ⦁ he bites into them like apples ⦁ francois is the only one who understands ⦁ his youtube recommends bee-keeping videos, brazilian jiu-jitsu, ancient sexual practices, and self-tattooists ⦁ has a small clothesline of different fabric swatches hung in his room -- they're pieces of xiao's boxers he's cut off ⦁ xiao,, doesn't seem to mind ⦁ is tired of people telling him he looks like prince zuko ⦁ does have a full cosplay waiting though,,,, ⦁ has a burn mark on his hand from grabbing a hot muffin tray in high school ⦁ staple mark on his neck from where luciano was a little tipsy

ehh?

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I literally can't get enough of your Lutz holy moly he's like a giant puppy I love him so much hhhhhh Can this poor starved child get some more randome hcs (sfw? nsfw???) of our favorite bodybuilder schnitzel German boy? 👉👉

⦁ oh poor lutz is a little whiny bitch⦁ he can stub his toe on a bean bag and be begging you to take him to the ER⦁ literally such a sensitive lamppost (in relation to cute things, of course)⦁ he could be shot in the chest and say uwu his way out of the pain⦁ like just imagine this big burly lumberjack lookin' piece of sheet metal with an uwu face plastered on⦁ curly haired tree lookin' ass⦁ don't even START⦁ recently found out he hates liquorice. recently admitted himself to the ICU⦁ is extremely into pro-wrestling!!!!!!! ⦁ he has a tattoo of a cat head that flavio messily doodled on a napkin aaaaages ago⦁ (it's on his ankle)⦁ likes the smell of fireworks -- it's one of the only reasons he likes the fourth of july⦁ those little pop confetti ones? the ones where you pull the string and rainbow streamers come out? he sticks his nose into them after you pop them  - once passed out doing that

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Not a request, but just wanted to say that after an emotionally, mentally and physically exhausting week and just finishing one of the last projects and practicing Chemistry for hOURS, seeing notifications from your blog just made my day❤️ keep doing what you are hun, and tbh, those inactivity periods are sooo worthwhile, because when you come back, your writing is even better. Jeg elsker deg 😊❤️

yOU..... STO P IM GONNA CRY ALL OG MY ANSWERS ARE SO LATE IM SORRY BUT :,))))))))))) BLESS JEG ELSKER DEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OMG ARE U ACTIVE

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I loved your 2p America hcs!

oh wow thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

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Hello. When will your next post be?

i want you to know that the blatancy of this made me cackle

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Are you alive??

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Hey, haven't heard from you in a while, just wondering if you're alright. Still love this page :)

goodness! how sweet!! absolutely -- i have had a wild ass ride since i’ve been on here! i appreciate your concern my friend :) <3

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How would Sweet Honeyboi™ (2p england ) react if his s/o came out to him as genderfluid?? also, the s/o is super duper nervous and probably panicking a bit?

((hi hii hello hi if this is about you then i want you to know i love you???? finding your identity is a stressful situation, i know, trust me, so listen!!!! it will be a process and a journey but there's no reason to think badly of yourself!! you're powerful and strong and so smart to the point that you've realized something isn't perfect yet, and you have the potential to reach your goal!! take ur time sweet bean! <3))oliver would have a v ery similar reaction as that^! he is surprised a bit at first, needs some explaining, but will immediately get excited that you're on the road to self-discovery!! will be super supportive of your actions and helps you out along the way in any fashion you desire. wont be offended by any claims or upsets! loves that you're courageous enough to come out to him and will probably cry! <3