[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[rioblitzle]

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

[sinnerenjoyer-deactivated202605]

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

[teaboot]

beg for your life, tennis boy

[daily-spooky]

source

[ruinedchildhood]

[anime--irl]

[unbotheredmuse]

[romcommunist]

front facing camera be like: heres you (derogatory)

[vrtlworld]

Muhammad Ali for Esquire Magazine (1968)

Instagram @vrtlworld

[jackalopetrope]

[nevver]

Barbie Dream Dumpster

[ohantom]

[requiem-on-water]

old abandoned railway located in Paris by Florian Olivo

[neenarchive]

characters recognising a doppelganger/evil twin/shapeshifting imposter because they know the original so well is such a good trope

[neenarchive]

extra sexy if they manage to trick them into saying or doing something the other would never do

[dissonant-aria]

[peerieweirdo]

the transition in the past two decades from family sitcoms and ‘friends all living together’ sitcoms to workplace comedies signifies a larger shift in how work dominates our lives and leaves no space for traditional family or community raising in this essay i will

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

[yoshida-midoriko]

[roseillith]

THE WIND RISES (2013) dir. Hayao Miyazaki