Really Bad Hetalia Content

You may address me as "op" and "op" only (they/them pronouns). I am a local cryptid and an hws Romania kinnie. I post, as my title suggests, really shitty Hetalia content; stuff like memes, incorrect quotes, headcanons, and the once-in-a-blue-moon fanfic.

[aph-headcanons-and-stuff]

for u, eesti tumblr, a language shitpost

[lesalysscamps]

hmmm i’m very partial on this one

[ic3pop]

Screenshot redraw ... but I changed their clothes because I swear if I have to draw another sweater or button up I WILL commit arson

Screenshot under the cut, it's from season 1 episode 43

[hetaliastoriis]

alfred has a worm on a string he carries around

[aph-headcanons-and-stuff]

aaaaand i think i have an idea for an ameliet fic thanks

[lillystarreds]

Im so happy^^❤️❤️❤️

[aph-headcanons-and-stuff]

[ic3pop]

How to know if ic3pop likes a character: the character is headcanoned as ace/aro and they have at least two piercings

[gothtalia]

Hey, uh, my trans and nonbinary Hetalia enjoyers. Just curious, have you ever used/considered using the name of one of the characters? If yeah which one?

[aph-headcanons-and-stuff]

i have 3 names i use.....raivis is the masc name i use.......

[aph-headcanons-and-stuff]

uh oops i kinda left tumblr 😭

im active on tiktok tho, my user is @helltalia.cos

im very sorry tumblr

[aph-headcanons-and-stuff]

,,,so,,,,,,i fucked up,,,,,,i took the abo test from the perspective of the hws baltics and

latvia: true omega

estonia: beta-passing alpha

lithuania: true beta

wh,,,,why does that make so much sense,,,,,,

[aph-headcanons-and-stuff]

heyo, so i kinda wanted to do a shameless self promo here and plug my tiktok! its @alto.cosplay and while its not specifically a hetalia account, i post a lot of hws stuff there! so if u wanna see more hetalia content from me, go check out my tiktok! thanks and have a good day! :)

[aph-headcanons-and-stuff]

@hws-baltics-headcanons​ bro i got the one eye hc from u! ur baltic content is awesome! and trans latvia means everything to me, as an enby. im really glad u like that post! although, now that i think about it, im gonna go credit u for that idea, cause i did get it from u mb for not doing that before ^^;

[aph-headcanons-and-stuff]

Do you have any body type hcs for the baltics?

uh, kind of! estonia is a tall, tall man and hes pretty slim, but he has pretty strong hands. according to latvia, his hugs make short people feel safe

i hc that lithuania is blind in one eye (idea from @hws-baltics-headcanons )! he has a fair amount of muscle because he works out a lot as a coping strategy, but its not obvious unless you really look

latvia is a little bby. hes pretty short because his growth was stunted when he was a kid. he has pretty prominent hips, and they used to make him dysphoric, but he doesnt really mind them anymore, especially since hes been exploring his gender identity more thoroughly recently. he does, being afab, have a bust, but he wears a binder most of the time. hes pretty thin, too. he never really had enough food growing up, so he ended up pretty small

body type hcs arent really a thing i get asked a lot, and its not something i think about too often, so thanks for makin me think a little on this one, anon!

[aph-headcanons-and-stuff]

I really love the EstLat fic idea you made... •///•

oh my goodness, thank you!!! theres really not a whole lot of content for estlat, so i figured it wouldnt get much attention, but u, anon, might single-handedly become my reason for finishing that fic! im really glad u enjoyed it! :D

[aph-headcanons-and-stuff]

𝚑𝚠𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚊 - 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝

Painkiller by Beach Bunny

Saint Bernard by Lincoln

Cult of Dionysus by The Orion Experience

Take Me To Church by Hozier

Sweater Weather by The Neighborhood

falling for you ♥ by mxmtoon

Deceptacon by Le Tigre

I Do Adore by Mindy Gledhill

Oh Ana by Mother Mother

Monster by dodie

Soldier, Poet, King by The Oh Hellos

Моя голова винтом by kostromin

[aph-headcanons-and-stuff]

𝚑𝚠𝚜 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚟𝚒𝚊 - 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝

Pretty Girl by Clario

Omae Wa Mou by deadman 死人

Prom Queen by Beach Bunny

Chemie Chemie Ya by Kraftklub

Wie ich by Kraftklub

Melancholie by Kraftklub

Airplane Mode (Acoustic Version) by Limbo

Cloud 9 by Beach Bunny

Strawberry Blonde by Mitski

Sports by Beach Bunny

SugarCrash! By ElYotto

Sweet Hibiscus Tea by Penelope Scott

Плак-Плак by Ic3peak

[aph-headcanons-and-stuff]

i just want someone to look at me the way hws estonia looks at hws latvia. just, “i love u so much u dumbass fuckin crybaby bitch.” like, “oh you terrible little thing, why do i love you so?” affection mixed with vague repulsion

[aph-headcanons-and-stuff]

fic idea ig

Eduard had everything for that day planned to a T. He knew exactly what he would be doing every minute of every hour for the whole day. He had tests in four classes, and a teacher to talk to after school. And most importantly, he had homework to do at lunch. So why in the world was he sitting here flirting with Tolys’s brother? And why was Tolys's brother flirting back?