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@aphlatino-blog
But??? But what if it stains? Forever- you’ll have a big ol’ grease stain on your shirt because of me!
I can just say it’s my newest modern art shirt.
> v o )
….. o ^ o
[ STILL FEELS SO BAD ] Are you sure???
You know what we should do?
Get some- more burritos from Chipotle.
u // v // u )
But I dropped it,
[ stress ] and now I have to buy you a new shirt, too! [ Q ^ Q ]
[ sn orts ]
No? I can wash this out in no time with Tide.
But??? But what if it stains? Forever- you’ll have a big ol’ grease stain on your shirt because of me!
I can just say it’s my newest modern art shirt.
> v o )
[ HAS NEVER BEEN MORE UPSET IN HIS WHOLE LIFE????? ]
[ and now his friend’s shirt is covered in his now deceased burrito. GREAT ]
[ pulls out the napkins that came w/ the thing, and starts trying to????? help ] I’m so sorry, oh my god.
No te preocupes- I tried to catch it.
[ Kind of- tries to wipe burrito insides off his shirt with Daniel ]
[ u v u ;; ]
But I dropped it,
[ stress ] and now I have to buy you a new shirt, too! [ Q ^ Q ]
[ sn orts ]
No? I can wash this out in no time with Tide.
[ INSTINCTIVELY TRIED TO CATCH THE DAMN THING AND ENDED UP WITH MASHED BURRITO ON HIS SHIRT ]
oops.
[ HAS NEVER BEEN MORE UPSET IN HIS WHOLE LIFE????? ]
[ and now his friend’s shirt is covered in his now deceased burrito. GREAT ]
[ pulls out the napkins that came w/ the thing, and starts trying to????? help ] I’m so sorry, oh my god.
No te preocupes- I tried to catch it.
[ Kind of- tries to wipe burrito insides off his shirt with Daniel ]
[ u v u ;; ]
[ was walkin down the street, just chillin, eating a burrito ]
[ TRIPS ] [ tiny scream- ] [ & drops his burrito ]
[ HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND ]
[ INSTINCTIVELY TRIED TO CATCH THE DAMN THING AND ENDED UP WITH MASHED BURRITO ON HIS SHIRT ]
oops.
Can I get a rating? q v q )
[lowkey chokes on his coffee-] er- that’d… that’d be a ten.. for sure..
!!!
Thank you! You’re very sweet.
[ q // v // q ]
aphlatino reblogged your photoset and added:
YOU HAVE TO BRING IT AROUND TOWN-
I’M TRYING????? IM SO BAD AT THIS
[ Casually grabs Daniel’s hips and forces them to move correctly- well, almost correctly ]
W E HAVE A DEADLINE, COME ON DANIEL, BRING IT AROUND TOWN.
Dance lessons
YOU HAVE TO BRING IT AROUND TOWN-
Love-ly sentence starters
The obligatory Valentine theme. Various lyrics and sayings!
“Love’s a luxury I can’t afford.” “Who needs love when you have a full fridge?” “’I love you’. Why’s that so hard to say?” “I think you’ve practiced enough in front of the mirror.” “Maybe it’s time for me to fall in love… but no, no. I want to make money first.” “You’re more awkward than a mannequin in front of them.” ”You are beautiful.” ”You’re my universe.” “It’s such a lovely scenery.. I wish you could be here.” ”I just wanted to hear your voice.” “When you do that it makes me want to hug tightly and never let go.” “I miss you so much.” ”You’re so warm. Can I stay here for a bit longer?” “I just wanna fall in love.” ”Stay the night.” ”We’re all worried over how lovestruck you are.” ”You’re such a beautiful view.” “I’m waiting for someone who can make me feel something like never before.” “You turned so red.” “Did they say yes?” “I’ve been thinking about you all day.” “I thought this would look nice on you.” “I call dibs on you.” ”I want to be more than friends.” “You- you’re like- from head to toe- wow.” “You’re the only who didn’t know about this.” “Let’s buy a shit ton of chocolate after Valentine’s.” “Are you alright? You look nervous.” “Can I tell you something?” “I’m so lucky to have met you.” “I’ve got a special delivery for you. Let’s just say those roses won’t be the only thing that’s coming tonight.”
bye bye bye (bye bye) @foreverincontempt @aphlatino
FC- I thought the shirt was appropriate for the au -3-
How many days of surviving on coffee is too many days? Is there like. an unlimited number?
That is not healthy-
Don't count your chickens before the eggs have hatched!
“What the fuck.” slumps down on her chair. “… but I live in New York. I don’t own… chickens… am I missing something here?”
[ sn o r ts ]
Nonononono! It means, don’t count on possibilities that aren’t certain! It’s a saying.
Have you ever had sex in an place you weren't suppose too?
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yes
send me “have you evers” and I can only reply with “yes” or “no”
When I was little, I used to think speaking korean just meant adding K to everything. “ I want some K-Juice and some K-Ceviche. “ “ Turn on the damn K-TV “
Surprisingly enough, it’s not. I’d know first hand.
[ O V O ;;;;; ]
[ well hello there ]
I know that now! [ U // v // U ;;; ]
When I was little, I used to think speaking korean just meant adding K to everything. “ I want some K-Juice and some K-Ceviche. “ “ Turn on the damn K-TV “
