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Love Begins
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$LAYYYTER
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@aphmauheritageposts
If you have a post that you think should be here please god send me the link. no guarantees ill add it but yknow. with our efforts combined we can make one (1) functional tumblr.
also if anyone has that post that went around a while ago of 2 people doing a tiktok duet thing where they were acting out a breakup except it had fcu audio in the background, please Please send it to me i need it on here but dont have it on hand. thank you.
WHAT THE FUCK
Ok, if you can't share the smutfics, can you at least tell us who they were about? *evil smile* I just really want to know
Oh…. uh….ermmmm, uhhhhh……
Heh…. well….
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….uh…. fine. I can at least reveal some of this. I’ve been a tease lately with this subject.
Yeah. Well… they follow the story-line of MCD. I mean, there are times you can tell something could have happened between characters given the context of their situation. I don’t share my smut-fics with anyone so I’m the only one who knows where these scenes are located in story.
They’re all NOT just with Aphmau either (god that would be weird and highly coincided).
It all really started around Dante’s introduction arc in S1 where the group went to Malachi’s Castle. I’ll let your imagination go from there.
The following is a list of characters who have smuts written about them but does NOT reflect their relationships in MCD (basically these are the only ones I feel comfortable revealing at the moment without spoiling anything).
Aphmau and Dante (S1)
Garroth and Laurance
Katelyn and Jeffory
Katelyn and Lilian
Zenix and Vylad
THERE ARE MORE HERE. But I’m only comfortable revealing these.
And that’s all I’m sayin’. Now I’m going to hide in a closet and cry because I feel weird postin’ about this. LOL.
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you cannot escape.
Ok context for everyone who ISNT fucking insane (because I know there are plenty of people who just havent watched s3 or dont have notifications on for the Aphmau Fantasy/Aphmau Stories channel):
The Aphmau Fantasy channel, now known as Aphmau Stories, is where things go to die.
It became the home of mcd for S3, which is infamously the season that jess herself hates, does not want to produce, and does not consider canon. she hates it so much that all of s3 is UNLISTED on youtube now. Shes stated that she has no interest in continuing s3 and that if/when mcd does continue it'll be with the rebirth remake.
The last time there has been a video uploaded there was five years ago, nearly six, on October 17 2017. This is the last published episode of MCD S3.
Randomly out of nowhere, a couple hours ago, a clip of MCD S3 EP30 was posted with no context, with all background music missing, scratch dialogue used for Kenmur instead of his actual VA, and the video cuts off randomly in the middle of the rest of the scene.
It was privated a little over an hour afterwards. (my good friend char reuploaded it so you can still go watch it.)
WHY.
Link to the (reuploaded) video:
and a link to the now privated original:
saved dante meets zane o7
this is what happened in the irene dimension
FUCK YOU RU'AUN! if you’re dumb enough to piss off Zane Ro'Meave, you’re a big enough idiot to move into our village. zero air conditioning! attempted murders once a week! baby’s that turn into fucking shadow knights! If you think you’re gonna enjoy yourself at our market you can kiss my ass! It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, that you’ll help us fuck over a nether dictatorship with almost no weapons GUARANTIED! If you think Scaleswind is better than us, shove it up your ugly ass! you heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your sword, bring your grudges, bring your Lord, WE’LL FUCK HER. That’s right, we’ll fuck your Lord! Because at Phoenix Drop, you’re fucked six ways from sunday. Take a horse to Phoenix Drop home of CHALLENGE DYING - that’s right - CHALLENGE DYING. How does it work? If you can die before we kill you, you won’t have to become a shadow knight! Don’t wait! Don’t delay! DON’T FUCK WITH US, or we’ll rip your nuts off. Only at Phoenix Drop: the only village that tells you to FUCK OFF! ESPECIALLY YOU ZANE! If you dont move right now, you’ll fucking die, and it better not be for zane, or Irene fucking help you. GO TO HELL! Phoenix Drop. From the most filthy and exclusive the meanest sons-of-bitches in the region of Ru'aun - GUARANTIED!
every character who has been in mystreet that i can think of in this moment that can tie a knot in a cherry stem with their tongue
aphmau: no
katelyn: no (secretly wishes she could)
laurance: yes
kc: yes
lucinda: no (she lies about it)
garroth: no (he has the potential but he doesn’t know cherries have stems)
vylad: yes (he is gay)
kim: no
zane: no (inferior genetics and is not gay)
dante: no
aaron: wild card depending on whether you’re horny or not
melissa: no
travis: yes (you know why)
teony: no
sasha: yes (she taught cadenza)
cadenza: yes
elizabeth: OH YES
blaze: yes
Always check food you get from trick or treating as there could be dangerous things inside. You can imagine the shock and horror I felt as I discovered AARMAU inside of a bag of skittles. Stay safe everyone.
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ever think about Irene’s pet ostrich?
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That’s not very heterosexual of you
hey epic minecraft diaries fans! garroth is trapped in the irene dimension and needs your help! to get out he needs: your parents credit card number, the expiration date, and the three wacky numbers on the back! hurry! he can’t hold his own against zane for long!
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