50% sea, 50% weed

[aphnetherlandsgooglehistory]

12 + 6 please

[aphnetherlandsgooglehistory]

Epic mafia .com

[aphnetherlandsgooglehistory]

Where did my 2kg garden gnome go?

[aphnetherlandsgooglehistory]

How to make my big smart man brain come up with a witty response on command

[lilabard]

reblog and put in the tags what your total number of notes across all original posts are from this site. it also gives you your top 9 posts.

[veneziano-googles]

Can I eat your tulips?

i dont have any ve~ i think you have the wrong person!

[aphnetherlandsgooglehistory]

There’s gonna be a €10 fee for that

[germanysgooglehistory]

Google Search

Is Coffee technically just coffee bean tea

[imaginaryskeleton]

*softly* fuck

[germanysgooglehistory]

I mean. Is it now? So far we got one yes

[imaginaryskeleton]

@englands-googlehistory Bringing in the tea expert

[englands-googlehistory]

Would you then say that hot chocolate is cocoa powder tea? Simply being made from something added to boiling water doesn’t make it tea

[germanysgooglehistory]

If you make hot chocolate with water you don’t deserve an opinion

[aphnetherlandsgooglehistory]

Hot chocolate is also bean tea, that is correct

[veneziano-googles]

You. Me. Date. Today.-germanysgooglehistory

*confused Italian noises*

@germanysgooglehistory

[germanysgooglehistory]

I mean, uhm… If you want to?

[veneziano-googles]

Do you want to?

[germanysgooglehistory]

I mean… I would want to if you want to. I would really want to though…

[veneziano-googles]

Ve~ Okay then! Where do you want to go?

[germanysgooglehistory]

Uhm… Park? Maybe a walk, dogs, flowers. Park sounds kinda nice.

[veneziano-googles]

Sure! Ve~

[germanysgooglehistory]

So, I’ll come pick you up? This afternoon? I’ll bring the dogs.

[veneziano-googles]

Ve~ sure!

dOGGY

[germanysgooglehistory]

Gut. I’ll be there at 3.

[veneziano-googles]

At 3? Pm? Today?

Hmm

Can you bring dogs on planes though?

[germanysgooglehistory]

I’m in Munich and I have a private plane. If I say three I mean three.

[veneziano-googles]

Ve~ Sì Germany~

[finlandsgooglesearch]

is it gay

[the-other-scared-bear]

what is gay???

[finlandsgooglesearch]

the ring on my finger that Sve just gave me

[the-other-scared-bear]

i’m not an expert but that sounds gay…

[finlandsgooglesearch]

hhe just called me wife and handed me the ring i;m so confused

[ripetrash-deactivated20201209]

I am an expert and can confirm this.

That is gay

[finlandsgooglesearch]

[swedensgooglehistory]

[ripetrash-deactivated20201209]

I mean you guys already had a kid so..

[swedensgooglehistory]

two

[ripetrash-deactivated20201209]

Oh yeah.

That’s pretty gay.

[finlandsgooglesearch]

i’m so conffused i diddnt realize that it was ggay

[ripetrash-deactivated20201209]

You didn’t realise..Having 2 children..With another man…is gay?

[neko-mancy]

wow what a genius

[finlandsgooglesearch]

[aphnetherlandsgooglehistory]

[aphnetherlandsgooglehistory]

Geography Now! NETHERLANDS

Who knew that being so low could keep your head held up so high? Follow the crew on their Instagrams here: Ken - https://bit.ly/2VMRs1I Noah

[romano-googles]

What the actual fuck does OwO and UwU mean?

[itsprussiasgooglehistory]

looks like someone’s got their uwus in a twist

[romano-googles]

I can and will fight you

[aphnetherlandsgooglehistory]

I would record that

[aphnetherlandsgooglehistory]

How to learn how to video edit in less than 2 weeks for a school project

[did-you-know]

The ‘Double Tree of Casorzo’ near Piemonte, Italy, is unique because it’s actually two trees in one: a cherry tree growing on top of a mulberry tree. Source Source 2 Source 3

[aphnetherlandsgooglehistory]

Since when does coke have a blueberry flavor?

[aphnetherlandsgooglehistory]

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Sorry I just really wanted to scream for a bit

[aphnetherlandsgooglehistory]

Those wriggly things are attracted to paper and other tree stuff, and you kill them by stepping on them smacking them with a giant book or burn the entire place down.

I like that last suggestion