Berry Macchiato

 Hetalia Sweden |  ‎Berwald Oxenstierna |  Art tag:  Fuck it's art- | Potential 18+ tagged #spicy art, #spicy ask, etc,  | Mun is 27, he/him | Sideblog to @2pcanadas-googlehistory  

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Sweden 🇸🇪

Sexuality Headcanon: GAY. not a headcanon, it is canon. GAYGender Headcanon: Cis maleA ship I have with said character: Finland uwuA BROTP I have with said character: Denmark, just think the dynamic would be hilariousssA NOTP I have with said character: Uhhhhhhh i’ll say Greece? once again not much coming to mind been a while since i thought about him-A random headcanon: Denmark once bet that Sweden couldn’t live inside of an Ikea for a week straight without getting caught and kicked out. Sweden lasted a full three weeks before Finland came in and retrieved him. You should have seen Sweden’s subtle, smug smirk when he next saw Denmark.General Opinion over said character: Big Boi. I really love him like lots, he cracks me up. Carry me into battle on your shoulders. Or just chuck me at the enemies. 

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How to get Lego out of foot

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the hell did you do?

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Icey!! you’ve gotta help me, I stepped on a Lego and now it’s stuck in my foot!!

[iceland-googles-shit]

hell no, im not helping you. you’re a moron.

[danish-googles]

Aww.. please??

[iceland-googles-shit]

it’s your own fault for stepping on it!

[danish-googles]

It’s not my fault it was on the floor!

[iceland-googles-shit]

really? then how did it get there?

[danish-googles]

..I bet sverige put it there!!

[iceland-googles-shit]

i bet he didn’t, because he’s not a fucking idiot.

[danish-googles]

*he shakes his head* of course not! It’s a very strategic move to place a Lego in the way of my path therefor hurting my foot.. *he taps his chin and nods* very smart sverige, very smart

[swedensgooglehistory]

‘did no such thing

[swedensgooglehistory]

Ladonia's planning on setting you on fire as protest over chores. Might wanna keep an eye out for that.

@hetalian-searchengine​​ help

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Bro don’t worry I got this

I’ll fuckin uh 

yeet him off a cliff if he does that

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wait no

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Ladonia's planning on setting you on fire as protest over chores. Might wanna keep an eye out for that.

@hetalian-searchengine​​  help

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can ya add friends on the fortnite

//if so, BerryMacchiato

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//I tried and it lagged so much I thought I was gonna die from falling off the bus

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can ya add friends on the fortnite

//if so, BerryMacchiato

[swedensgooglehistory]

what is sleep

[swedensgooglehistory]

How to do the fortnite without bein’ thrown into a ‘team’????

[swedensgooglehistory]

Figured it out

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How to do the fortnite without bein’ thrown into a ‘team’????

[swedensgooglehistory]

how’ta be a fortnite pacifist 

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No god please do not

[swedensgooglehistory]

‘m gonna, ya can’t stop me

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I’m gonna have a mental breakdown if you don’t stop

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You’re an embarrassment to this family I hate you so much why do I have to live you

[swedensgooglehistory]

Just wanted’ta have a common hobby ‘n understand your references

[ladonias-google-history]

This is so godamn sad, Alexa play despacito

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why is m’son so mean

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how’ta be a fortnite pacifist 

[swedensgooglehistory]

Very nervous about links/videos in the inbox. If you want me to see a video, just suggest it so I can look it up myself. 

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Things t’do on your birthday

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how to be a cool dad

[2pengland-googlehistory]

I learned this from Allen! There is something called shooting. Don’t worry it’s a dance. Mabey then you’ll be a cool dad!

[swedensgooglehistory]

never heard of’a dance called ‘shooting’

how’s it done?

[2pengland-googlehistory]

You kick your leg out while moving one arm forward and back. Like you’re hitting a hammer!

[swedensgooglehistory]

… if it’s like’a hammer, why’s it ‘shooting’?  hittin’ a hammer ‘n shootin a gun are very different

[2pengland-googlehistory]

I don’t know.. you may have to ask ladonia or sealand about it

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@ladonias-google-history @sealandssearchhistory

boys, please explain

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fortnite download

[lithuaniasgooglehistory]

Can

Can you not?

[swedensgooglehistory]

just want to understand m’sons’ references

[lithuaniasgooglehistory]

Fortnite is strange, trust me. Once I walked in to Estonia playing it, and it was just weird.

[swedensgooglehistory]

.. don’t have enough space on my computer ‘pparently.

hmn. 

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fortnite download