“You know me now. I’m only good at beginnings.”

I'm a fan of making slutty but heart breaking things on the internet.

[enfermizada]

Skipping the storyline and going straight into the fucking part..

[wardengrill]

hotch only knew 5 minutes of peace in his entire life and it was when morgan and reid were stuck in that elevator (x)

[shay-j-scribbles]

Inside Out 2 if it was filmed inside my head

[luveline]

𝗕𝗢𝗠𝗕𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗔𝗨 ᥫ᭡ 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗥 𝗥𝗘𝗜𝗗

˗ˋˏ ʚ♡ɞ ˎˊ˗ Spencer thinks you’re a total bombshell —confident, high maintenance, and so, so pretty. you find yourself similarly obsessed with your dorky, handsome genius.

you meet Spencer and call him beautiful you witness Spencer and Lila Archer you make Spencer jealous you hold Spencer’s hand after his abduction you come for a teasing visit your drunken flirting almost kills him you invite a struggling Spencer over for dinner your motorcycle jacket winds Spencer you and Spencer share a room in Alaska Spencer comforts you after a hard case Spencer gets his boyband haircut Spencer stands you up you take Spencer’s hand when he’s distracted you comfort Spencer on the brink of tears you’re jealous of Spencer and a girl at the bar Spencer reassures you that he likes your flirting Spencer loses his mind over your dress it’s Spencer’s fault when you get hurt Spencer tends to a bad wound you assure Spencer he’s your type you’re hurt by a rude police officer Spencer realises you really truly like him Spencer tortures you, for once don’t think I don’t like you you and Spencer have your first kiss Spencer calms you down when you’re nervous you and Spencer miss you first date Spencer sees you undone for the first time you freak out after being held hostage you’re obsessed with Spencer and his glasses Spencer takes care of you when you’re sick Derek catches you at Spencer’s apartment Spencer calls you a pet name for the first time you and Spencer are interrupted good luck Emily catches you and Spencer in a heated kiss you drunk brag about your new boyfriend you’re secure in your relationship you get your period Spencer likes that you’re high maintenance you get very hurt in the field Spencer watches over your recovery you have your first big fight, you can’t sleep Spencer allots time for your morning kisses you take the leap and ask the big question Spencer returns from prison Spencer struggles to adjust after prison you and Spencer talk about JJ

you comfort Spencer after Maeve

you find out that you’re pregnant together you show Spencer your new necklace you tell the team that you’re pregnant Hotch gives Spencer some paternal advice pregnant!you feel like you’re not yourself you have an angry hormonal meltdown pregnant!you falls down Hotch checks in on pregnant!you and Spencer your daughter is just like you, Spencer loves it Amy video calls you on a case Spencer is wrapped around Amy’s little finger Spencer and Amy take care of sick!you you and Amy visit Spencer in prison

[sxptember-s-deactivated20230222]

GUILT-FREE!!!! DO U HEAR ME!!!! GUILT-FREE!!!!!!

[spenciebabie]

Updated 19 | mar | 2021

So far there’s 84 on this list and I’m gonna update as I go! I know there’s probably a specific length that counts as a blurb but mine are all somewhere between 300 and 2000 words 

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1. Shy season ½ Spencer gets gets a lap dance from his co-worker he’s had a crush on forever (no explicit smut) (1000 words)

2. Spencer and Y/N get into a fight after the events of a case (soft angst and shower smut, fingering) (1100 words)

3. Spencer’s had a crush on his next door neighbor forever (implied smut and some descriptions of masturbation) (1600 words)

4. Sub-Spencer sucking on soft domme reader’s titties (tit sucking, hand job) (1100 words)

5. Reader cock-warms Spencer while he goes over files (cockwarming) (960 words)

Keep reading

[m1ndbrand]

*Aegon and Y/N sitting in jail together*

Y/N: So who should we call?

Aegon: I’d call Aemond, but I feel safer in jail.

[sirenittta]

Aegon when Aemond said he heard it from him

[aphroditetemple]

please accept my doordash order before I start crying

[alicenthightcwer]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Shrek Edition *:･ﾟ✧

[tonitart]

For Nanamin💖

[gotterhag]

She sitting there like "shit I forgot I wrote that".

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

[idontlikedicktionaries]

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

[xiaoap]

tastefully ignoring shibuya arc by drawing happy and healthy jjk 👍

[astronoxx55]

Thinking about Itadori being selfish as ever since Sukuna possessed him, he stopped having sex with his gf, I mean how dare he, she prances around in her nightwear that exposes her cute tummy and Itadori won’t even kiss her because of Sukuna! Itadori even made her sleep in a different room than him because Sukuna is a fucking Perv. Why cant Itadori share? He’s such a selfish brat.

[phaxes]

via weheartit

[hinamie]

you get a yuuji and you get a yuuji and you get a yuuji an-