aph

she/him | 🇵🇭 | 20+

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[valimulen]

[wolfinink]

on my LIFE i could never be as funny as this person. thank you for this masterpiece

[aphrolyxide]

it feels like with so many projects focusing on time sensitive audience involvement, too many people get so hung up on telling others that they simply "had to be there" instead of talking about why these projects were so highly regarded in the first place

[aphrolyxide]

the idea of iron lung showing in the philippines was so far away that i almost spoil myself by partially reading posts online, i genuinely cant fathom the idea of being able to see the movie in cinemas after a decade of being uninvolved in mark's projects the 15yr old who couldnt see mark's youre welcome tour is now a 22 year old seeing his theatrical debut soon

[aphrolyxide]

it really is just so hard to believe.

[aphrolyxide]

the idea of iron lung showing in the philippines was so far away that i almost spoil myself by partially reading posts online, i genuinely cant fathom the idea of being able to see the movie in cinemas after a decade of being uninvolved in mark's projects the 15yr old who couldnt see mark's youre welcome tour is now a 22 year old seeing his theatrical debut soon

[aphrolyxide]

lantern rite is xiaolumi's time to shine

[aphrolyxide]

when liyue characters get buffed, we're going to see xiangling go beastmode and be THE support x subdps hybrid she was always meant to be TRUST

[enchanthings]

◦˚~ MAROON DIVIDERS ~˚◦

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[aphrolyxide]

Happy Birthday, Hu Tao! #GenshinImpact #HuTao As Wangsheng Funeral Parlor's director, my working hours are... "whenever"! Fresh from a nap. Time to get working! Free from the sweltering heat of day, free from the vendors hawking their wares... Why, it's the perfect time to seek out potential V.I.P. customers! Wanna come with me? Come on, the night shift's a novel experience, I promise!

15 July 2025 [source]

Fateful Day Merchandise

[ badge | shikishi | acrylic block ]

[aphrolyxide]

Happy Birthday, Zhongli! #GenshinImpact #Zhongli "Yo! Such a bright, breezy day, because it is your birthday! I've prepared a little gift, I hope you won't find it too modest!" "A jest, surely. How could I ever find a gift from the Director modest?"

15 July 2025 [source]

[aphrolyxide]

my little sweetie... shes just the absolute cutest i cant wait to see her again.. also guoba looks like a fat fucking chud hes so cutieful

[aphrolyxide]

anyone who only listens to eng songs and refers to themselves as a "professional yearner" has never felt true yearning once in their life

[aphrolyxide]

the lion no longer concerns himself with worldly attachments

[aphrolyxide]

discord n steam are graveyards of all the people ive ever loved despite my memory's failure to recognize them bc who the fuck are these people in my friendlists

[aphrolyxide]

"it's ok to admit u like hetships" is such a none issue bc why the hell are we still policing ppl's hcs for their favs' gender/sexuality. if a pairing is canonically hetship there is no harm in queering them up, thats literally the whole point of HEADCANONS. they are canon. in ur head. god u people are miserable

[aphrolyxide]

the difference btwn genshin and zzzero male protags are SO funny, heres aether and his bi harem meanwhile wise is fagging the eff out