Grungy Space Pirate

30s; she/her; bad at tagging; Sometimes I write things. Sometimes they're NSFW.

[unearthlydust]

[punkrock-bottom]

It’s important to occasionally be a horny pervert on main so your mutuals know it’s okay to be a horny pervert with you

[blignick]

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[grungyspacepirate]

Just realized Molly from Hazbin Hotel is named that because a "Moll" is the female accomplice/gf/companion to a mob boss. AKA the girl in the mob family. Of course her name is Molly.

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[writingdose]

this used to be a common knowledge

via AO3Tikli 2022

[elismor]

Reblogging again for @brokenphoenix99's tags:

YOU SHOULD WANT PROSHIPPERS TO INTERACT BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY ARE NOT GOING TO HARASS YOU!

I have seen antis with secret accounts, worried about their "friends" harassing them for liking something the Purity Police have deemed problematic.

A) Friends do not to that.

B) Come sit by us over here in Hell's waiting room. We honestly do not care what you like or how dirty your kinks might be. (They might awaken something in us.)

[animentality]

[botaurus-exilis]

the miracle of flight

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[outromoony]

I don’t choose ships. They choose me, and then destroy my life.

[aistobascistod]

Pick a lock : Lockpick :: Cut a hair : Haircut :: Reuse a chart : Chartreuse

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

[cryptotheism]

okay but the American education system literally didn't tell us how to defend against horse archers

[cryptotheism]

I'm sorry but the comments being full of people confidently proclaiming that a shield wall or a counter-charge would totally work is the most Tumblr thing ever.

[cryptotheism]

I love my council of useless blue haired pronoun eunuchs but you are going to get us murdered by parthian cataphracts.

[playwrongs]

[weirdness-is-good]

People on Instagram got mad at this take, but I think Hole is way better than Nirvana.

[zhongli-lover-69]

[fatsexybitch]

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

[linequantity]

grazing on rebar

[linequantity]

[grungyspacepirate]

That’s one beautiful drawing right there.