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Global superstar APJVFF praises American actor Timothée Chalamet for his performance in the latest Bleu De Chanel advertisement

On June 3rd, APJVFF made a series of posts on X.com praising Timothée Chalamet for his performance in the latest Bleu De Chanel advertisement, directed by Martin Scorsese.

APJVFF praised the actor, calling him "sexy" and expressed fondness for him in a late night post.

APJVFF also revealed that she was almost cast in the commercial with Timothée Chalamet, but due to her busy schedule, the part went to actress Havana Rose Liu.

Our sources have yet to confirm that, but we would love to see the two collaborating on a future project.

Bleu De Chanel is available worldwide and retails for $160.

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APJVFF makes a series of posts defending actor Timothée Chalamet on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter.

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i’ve been watching you guys blog in scout mode and i must say… i’m impressed! you guys really know how to be heartfelt and raw, which is what blogging is all about.

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posting in title = authority voice

posting in body = cute voice

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It's slowly starting to get dark earlier. For people with the winter blues, drink some hot tea, eat more salad and tomato, sip coke to release MSG... we gonna be ok 👍

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this site seems strangely familiar... like i've been here before

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“apjvff’s not gonna fuck u bro”

i will.

thank you for defending me.

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my four “modes” of blogging:

1. active mode: i’m present. absorbing and “feeling” the dashboard. interacting with people in real time. create new posts.

2. drone mode: no emotion. my mind is detached. i’m reblogging. not much interaction.

3. scout mode: reading and liking posts. don’t make any noise (no posting).

4. inactive mode: hiatus

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20 years in the future, you and your teenage son looking through a memory book you made…

son: *sees an APJVFF post printed out on paper*

son: what the fuck is this? that don’t even make sense lol

you: show some respect man… that’s APJVFF… *reminisces and smiles*

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you know in the movie “almost famous” when the girl says “show some respect man, that’s penny lane”

i hope you guys say that about me one day ^_^

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this is the beauty standard next year → (-_-)

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*shy girl quiet voice*

ˢᵒ ʰᵒʷ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵘʸˢ

*nobody hears me*

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*walks away*

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i used to be too embarrassed to even say the word “tumblr”

but now i am a proud tumblr girl.

this site truly ain’t so bad! thanks for creating it david karp.

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reblog if you are suffering from HPD (hoe personality disorder)

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when u high as fuck off green tea and don’t even notice u made a typing error

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don't smoke weed. i've seen people explode right in front of my eyes after taking a hit from a bong