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Welcome to apocalopalyptic, a multifandom multimuse sideblog run by Joyous. Mainblog is muse-bs. Low-activity. Established June 27, 2022. Remade April 6, 2026.
Rules & Muses
Keni
$LAYYYTER
One Nice Bug Per Day
Cosimo Galluzzi
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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will byers stan first human second
dirt enthusiast

@theartofmadeline

Love Begins
tumblr dot com
YOU ARE THE REASON
we're not kids anymore.
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Discoholic 🪩
Misplaced Lens Cap
AnasAbdin
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Mike Driver

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@apocalopalyptic
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Welcome to apocalopalyptic, a multifandom multimuse sideblog run by Joyous. Mainblog is muse-bs. Low-activity. Established June 27, 2022. Remade April 6, 2026.
Rules & Muses
@apocalopalyptic said: ' I don’t want to say it but we’re fucked. ' Angel Dust to Amira Rashid
Literally one of the best movies ever made
Hell is hardly Amira's USUAL territory, which is to say, she has NO IDEA what about their situation exactly is causing Angel's current panic. IF it has anything to do with their situation at all— maybe he's just being dramatic?
"Only if it's something we can't BURN or BLOW UP our way out of," she adds, potentially helpfully, potentially not. "...is it? 'Cause if not then, yeah, we're probably fucked."
Bottoms 2023
' Tonight is the fucking night, okay? '
' We’re finally hot. '
' That made me so sad. '
' I don’t need this negative, really sad attitude. '
' You got suspenders over your nipples like a goddamn freak. '
' I think you want to be here. '
' Everyone hates us for being gay, untalented, and ugly. '
' You look like a little Dutch boy. '
' You look super religious. '
' I don’t want to say it but we’re fucked. '
' You’re attacking me and it’s giving me a migraine and it’s giving me PTSD to all the other times I’ve had migraines! '
' Okay, I might be ugly but these aren’t overalls. '
' You’re the sidekick, not me. '
' Nice try, [NAME], but my vagina belongs to the government. '
' Maybe I should buy a gun. '
' Listen, self-defense is instinctual common sense. '
' We are literally at the bottom, we’re the lowest of the low. '
' Maybe we should go before someone cool comes up? Before I die? Pick one. '
' Once a girl tried to kill me with rat poison, so I took her outside and punched her ‘til she died. '
' Punch me. Just punch me. '
' Fuck, when did you show up!? '
' Can I be honest? You’re a man who’s not coping with what’s going on. '
' Sometimes, when you have a new hobby, don’t show up. '
' That’s my favorite way to be an ally, you just say you’re doing something and then you don’t do any of those things. '
' Are you stressed? Because I’m stressed. '
' My dad left me and I’m incredibly punctual. '
' I’m gonna finally reverse-stalk my stalker. '
' Stop smiling, I’m kicking your ass. '
' You little bitch, it’s actually working. '
' I literally jack off after every single therapy session. '
' All women are hot to me. '
' I feel like I kinda killed the vibe. '
' We’re having fun, we’re selling panties. '
' You’re really, really brave. '
' I can’t answer that question ‘cause I don’t know how to read. '
' I’m getting revenge. I’m gonna fuck up some football players and I’m buying a gun. '
' Don’t get distracted ‘cause we could be fined, like, two dollars for this. '
' I really value when people use violence and raise their voices for me. It’s actually one of my love languages. '
' I don’t really see how we recover from this. '
' Well, you have no friends and a skank as a mom. '
' This doesn’t mean it wasn’t worth it. '
' I’m just concerned cause, like, your wrists are so small and the pen is so heavy. '
' You’re pathetic, [NAME]. '
' I’m not a fucking idiot, I just look like this. '
' Is this about the time I said Amelia Earheart was a fake hero? '
' Man, I knew women were evil. '
' Do you care about anyone other than yourself? '
' If you don’t wanna borrow firearms then why are you here? '
' I’m not your gay yoda, [NAME]. You’re too old for this shit. '
' Invest in yourself, teach people to fear you instead of love you. '
' I never had many friends and that’s… that’s sad. '
' How old are you? I put whiskey in that. '
' It’s bloodlust, man, that’s not the point. '
' Circle of bad vibes. '
' This is the most important day of your life. Forget your wedding, forget your funeral, fuck your bar mitzvah, this is what matters. '
' You scaring the shit out of me, boy, you alright? '
' Do the apology, instead. '
' Well, that is obviously a red flag. Are we not reading that as a red flag, that’s crazy! '
' In your fucking dreams, [NAME]. Which you don’t deserve to have. When you sleep it should be, like, total darkness. '
' Oh wait, I’m gay! '
' Is porn even real? '
' I feel like I have asthma now. '
' I do wanna say, I feel like you killed that guy. '
' The sheer amount of lies I told is… shocking. '
//Amira tag drop
//Toralei tag drop
//Elle tag drop
//Jhudora tag drop
//Pauline tag drop
//Bon bon tag drop
//General tag drop
insofar as many of them as I have rn, but that's what post editing is for