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🚨 DOUBLE VOTES UNTIL MIDNIGHT 🚨 Your favorite chaotic couple is still in the running for America’s Favorite Couple and it’s all down to our Beautiful Disaster crew (yes, that’s you). Voting is FREE w/ Facebook, once every 24 hours. Donations? Doubled. Chaos? Unlimited. Vote here ➡️ https://americasfavcouple.org/2025/shaun-and-peter Reblog, tag your ride-or-die, and let’s get messy. 🥑💚 #VoteShaunAndPeter #ApocalypseAndAvocados #PodcastChaos #CoupleGoals
It’s DOUBLE VOTE TIME, besties 🌈 For the next 33 hours you can vote once every 24 hours (free!) for Shaun & Peter as America’s Favorite Couple. If you’ve been side-eyeing that donate button, this is the time 👀.
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me: posts episode about flakiness
also me: staying home on july 4th
the irony is not lost and i'm here for it 🎆
anyway episode 27 is live and we're dragging everyone (including ourselves) for the commitment issues epidemic. perfect soundtrack for your 'i'm too tired for fireworks' energy.
listen if you want to feel seen:
Three queer millennials—a sarcastic fitness instructor, a stoner drag enthusiast, and his brutally honest boyfriend—tackle the chaos of mode
🎆✨ Happy Fourth of You-Might-Die-In-Debt 🎇🧨
Fireworks are legal. Healthcare is not.
Today we celebrate the freedom to spiral, the right to iced coffee, and the pursuit of vibey distractions.
Apocalypse & Avocados will be your emotionally unstable founding fathers now.
Why does everyone seem allergic to commitment these days? In this episode, Peter and Shaun dig into the new normal of canceled plans, RSVP l
me: I’m totally fine flaking on this event
also me: spiraling in my room wondering if anyone noticed I wasn’t there
🎧 New episode: “Main Character Syndrome & the Pandemic of Flakiness”
✨ now streaming
Why does everyone seem allergic to commitment these days? In this episode, Peter and Shaun dig into the new normal of canceled plans, RSVP l
It’s 3 AM. You’re spiraling. The group chat is dead. The party ended hours ago.
But guess what? YOU’RE STILL THE MAIN CHARACTER.
New episode just dropped:
🎭 Main Character Syndrome & the Pandemic of Flakiness
🎁 BYO damn gift bag
💔 Flakes, fake friends & inflated egos
Now streaming wherever you pretend to be okay.
🎧
Why does everyone seem allergic to commitment these days? In this episode, Peter and Shaun dig into the new normal of canceled plans, RSVP l
When did RSVPing become performance art? 🎭 Save this if you've ever shown up to your own disappointment because someone flaked AGAIN. New podcast episode tomorrow!
Catch up on our older episode while you wait for episode 27 to drop.
Three queer millennials—a sarcastic fitness instructor, a stoner drag enthusiast, and his brutally honest boyfriend—tackle the chaos of mode
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We made a playlist for surviving summer:
✅ BBQ trauma
✅ Rainbow capitalism
✅ Fireworks-induced identity crisis
✅ One (1) hot dog
✅ Queer rage, iced coffee edition
🎧 New episode: Pride, Pyrotechnics, and the Patriarchy
Now streaming wherever you spiral.
Pride, Pyrotechnics, and the Patriarchy: A Queer Guide to Surviving Summer Fireworks, family drama, rainbow capitalism, and an iced coffee m
💥 And yes, our old episodes are just as chaotic. Catch up now if you’re new here—we don’t judge, we just spiral together.
Three queer millennials—a sarcastic fitness instructor, a stoner drag enthusiast, and his brutally honest boyfriend—tackle the chaos of mode
Someone just asked us what we’re doing for the 4th of July and now we need to lie down.
✨ Fireworks? Emotional or literal?
✨ Hot dogs? Only if we don’t have to explain our pronouns first.
✨ Family BBQ? Only with an exit strategy and iced coffee in hand.
Our latest episode is basically that mood.
🎧 “Pride, Pyrotechnics, and the Patriarchy” is live now.
Listen while you prep your alibi for leaving the function early. 🌈💥
Pride, Pyrotechnics, and the Patriarchy: A Queer Guide to Surviving Summer Fireworks, family drama, rainbow capitalism, and an iced coffee m
🎧 New Podcast Episode:
“Pride, Pyrotechnics, and the Patriarchy”
✨ A chaotic queer survival guide for Pride burnout, family BBQs, disappearing rainbow capitalism, and the emotional whiplash of summer in America.
In this episode, Shaun and Peter unpack:
• The dangers of Jell-O shots and nationalism
• How to escape a family function with your sanity
• Rainbow capitalism’s flop era
• Why this summer feels like fireworks and therapy at the same time
• A very shady game of “BBQ or Bye-Bye”
🎆 Listen now wherever you get your podcasts.
💥 Be gay. Eat corn. Mentally spiral.
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Pride, Pyrotechnics, and the Patriarchy: A Queer Guide to Surviving Summer Fireworks, family drama, rainbow capitalism, and an iced coffee m
Friday morning: You? Crying into a Goldfish bag. Us? Dropping a new episode so you can feel seen while you spiral. 🎧 Snack Attack now streaming.
🎙️ Snack Attack: Millennial Food Trauma & Nutrition Glow-Ups Hosted by Carissa | Apocalypse & AvocadosIf you ever ate a rice cake and called
New Gag Order ep dropping soon purple bracket promo looks: ❓ entrances: 🫠 first two eps: 😬 us: lighting a lavender-scented candle and preparing for chaos.
Catch up on the first 2 episodes now!
💅 The Gag Order | A Drag Race Deep Dive Welcome to The Gag Order—our unapologetically queer, delightfully shady miniseries where we break do
me: I’ll have a productive morning also me: cries into toaster strudel while listening to millennial food trauma podcast new episode is up. it’s called Snack Attack. it’s unwell.
https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/25
