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tharook

Do to colour confinement, scuits can never be found in isolation.

catchymemes

galaxys4-deactivated20180402

“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

twerkingwhiteboy-deactivated201

name all seven sports

galaxys4-deactivated20180402

ball throw

ball catch

ball run

ball kick

shoot ball

dong touch

memes

get fuckin wrecked

femcassidy

mamma mia is just what having other gay friends is like honestly

femcassidy

all your friends wont stop singing fucking ABBA and everything that happens to you is bonkers at all times. meryl streep is there

forsakenlouie

sonypraystation

mutuals please hmu if you change ya url’s. yall be goin from rainbows-and-muffins to traphousehomicide i cant keep up with this shit

catchymemes

wormspeddler

one time when i was like 6-7 i was hanging out with a friend on one of these

and he told me a joke so funny (god i wish i could remember) that i lost control and pissed myself. but i was on the up side and so my pee stream trickled down and wet his pants and i couldnt stop laughing as i watched it happened. even when he noticed i had peed his pants and got off, sobbing, i couldnt stop cackling. i hit the ground and rolled off, giggling and probably still pissing myself. i peed someone else’s pants…. i never saw that kid again. sorry kid.

terrapincentury-deactivated2018

thank you for sharing your story

hustlerose

yugirimistwalker

roses are red

violets are blue

dicaeopolis

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

spaceyalien

aliens stole yo fruit snacks

gingersaurus

That moment when you realize that Barney Stinson was probably not as much of a jerk or a womanizer as he was portrayed to be, but that the story was narrated by future Ted, trying to get his children to approve of him dating Robin again, so future Ted had to make the man Robin married look like the bad guy in the story.