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themessangerpigeons

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Tears

guooey

Hehe :)

melynnwaters

the joyous giggler here at last to spread merry mirth ^_^

littleguysdaily

cykelops

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

cykelops

found it

solvatochrome

unpopular cookie opinions

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

oldeytancragg

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

solvatochrome

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

solvatochrome

its almost been 14 years. i could have birthed a child and it would be 13 now. i could have done anything with my life but i’m still just on this website

on the bright side, i stopped trying to kill myself since then lol

#using this post as an excuse to post my oreo opinions #double stuff should be the standard. thats the balance I find perfect.#normal flavor oreos are best for eating WITH milk #Vanilla oreos go SUPER FUCKING HARD when dipped in milk #my technique is as follows #dunk whole cookie. full coverage.#gently squeeze while it soaks.#when the designs on the outside of the cookie begin to give way under your fingertips? remove the cookie #leaves you with the perfect in-between of soft & crunchy cookie #place entire cookie into mouth. No bites. just whole thing in one go.#have a specific number of oreos you intend to eat. i usually go 4-6.#set them aside. don't just take them from the... box? tray? package? whatever the fuck its called.#once you've eaten half the cookies you've set aside? drink half the milk.#maybe less than half. make sure you still have enough for full cookie coverage.#if you use milk straight out of the fridge for this technique your fingers will get really fucking cold #sometimes this is worth it. other times? just like. wait a bit. let the temperature rise a lil' bit lol #thus concludes my oreo opinions.#I am objectively right. John Oreo is my uncle and he told me that this was the intended way ever since the beginning.

solvatochrome

unpopular cookie opinions

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

oldeytancragg

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

solvatochrome

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

solvatochrome

its almost been 14 years. i could have birthed a child and it would be 13 now. i could have done anything with my life but i’m still just on this website

on the bright side, i stopped trying to kill myself since then lol

#using this post as an excuse to post my oreo opinions #double stuff should be the standard. thats the balance I find perfect.#normal flavor oreos are best for eating WITH milk #Vanilla oreos go SUPER FUCKING HARD when dipped in milk #my technique is as follows #dunk whole cookie. full coverage.#gently squeeze while it soaks.#when the designs on the outside of the cookie begin to give way under your fingertips? remove the cookie #leaves you with the perfect in-between of soft & crunchy cookie #place entire cookie into mouth. No bites. just whole thing in one go.#have a specific number of oreos you intend to eat. i usually go 4-6.#set them aside. don't just take them from the... box? tray? package? whatever the fuck its called.#once you've eaten half the cookies you've set aside? drink half the milk.#maybe less than half. make sure you still have enough for full cookie coverage.#if you use milk straight out of the fridge for this technique your fingers will get really fucking cold #sometimes this is worth it. other times? just like. wait a bit. let the temperature rise a lil' bit lol #thus concludes my oreo opinions.#I am objectively right. John Oreo is my uncle and he told me that this was the intended way ever since the beginning.

toskarin

the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

toskarin

friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

toskarin

people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that's not the case. not that kind of situation. you're getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they're making you watch Gooby because "it's kinda good"

weepingchoir

teaboot

Not to insert myself here but as someone who owns Ghost Rider 1 and 2 on DVD I do actually need everyone to watch it right now because in the second one a kid asks Nick Cage as Ghost Rider how he pees and Nick Cage says “it’s like a flamethrower” and then they hard cut to a CGI skeleton in full black moto leather pissing a jet of fire and then it does a shoulder check at the camera and nods like “hell yeah brother”

teaboot

Fully derailing this post because I found a gif

#cinema.

lodgeofthecat

good mornin

chiarrara

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

neuro-light

Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.

sea--burn

Friend: dude could I have some of your fries

Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied

#dammit. i have a blorbo to tag.#dunno who i'd place as the first but. the second one? TM Opera O

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

jame7t

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

jame7t

you people cannot be trusted in the war room

rohirric-hunter

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

zubbyzub

aceofstars

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD

naamahdarling

Except I can never NOT parse the “hieroglyphs” on the far right as reading “I dig that ass.” Which still works, TBH.

therottingbones-sys

dehumanization as horror is great and all but what about humanization as horror. Being forced into a role that was not made for you. Being forced to fulfill expectations that you can never achieve. Being made to exist in a society that so cruelly expects you to act in a way that is against your nature.

unyieldingsilence

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lmtyl

moniquill

(https://mountainmoonvolcano.tumblr.com/post/66762332783)

calellon

i'll forever miss how the internet felt before you had to second-guess the authenticity of every single piece of media you came across. silly videos used to be just silly. fun was coincidental. wonder was just wonder. digital art had character and soul. AI has taken the taste out of everything and irreversibly poisoned the creative sphere and the people still pushing it forward are the doom of both joy and the quality of being.

lemonsweet

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

lemonsweet

These tags keep making me laugh

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