sophie

##𝘚𝘖𝘗𝘏𝘐𝘌 𝐮𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐨, 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 𝐨𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚.

[moinstar]

[sakurazukamouri]

“Ever since the first try, I have never doubted his passes. And you are no different, Akashi.”

for best waifu, @odi-schnitzel💕

[sakurazukamouri]

“My orders are absolute.” ♛ Emperor Akashi Seijūrō

[thewritetofreespeech]

Hey do you remember when you did a gom+ kagami where their gf called their dicks small for revenge?

Can I request one with Murasakibara that's more nsfw?

Murasakibara blinked. Then blinked. Then blinked again.

Then he looked down.

 “If that’s true then was does [Y/N]-chin always whine about how big it is? Or always walks funny after we do it?”

You blush wildly at his retort. Not expecting that. 

You had only said it in the heat of the moment to embarass him. Now you were the one who was embarassed. “T-That’s just a thing that girls say when they’re doing it! That...That doesn’t mean it’s true!”

Murasakibara continued to look at you with his placid features. “So [Y/N]-chin was lying to me?” You blink at the statement, thinking that you had hurt him. That is until he wrapped his big hands around your shoulders, picked you up, and tossed you on the bed. “I don’t like liars.” You gulp at the look in his eyes, realizing that they weren’t placid but cool anger, as he climbed on top of you. “I’m gonna make [Y/N]-chin tell the truth.”

His large body covered you easily. Making it so you had no where to run. He looked at you with that look for another moment before he kissed you. Normal, at first, but then a little harder than you were used to because you were being ‘punished’.

You moan against Murasakibara. Usually he was very aware of his size, and that he could hurt you. So he was always very gentle and sweet, which was nice, but this was something new. “Is [Y/N]-chin ready to take it back?” He asked when he broke away from you.

“N-No...” You reply back in a moan as he moved to fondle your breasts. “I said what I said.”

“You’ll be sorry.....” His hands move to your shirt heams, and rip it open. The buttons fly all over his bed, but you can’t keep track of where they go as he pulled your bra down and started tweaking your nipples. “I know all [Y/N]-chin’s weak spots.”

He was right, because you were already moaning loudly as your back arched. The bright white of pain enhancing the pleasure. “I...I won’t take it back!”

“Stubborn.” Murasakibara huffed before his hands left your nipples and slipped into your panties from under your uniform skirt. “[Y/N]-chin may be a liar, but her body is honest.” His fingers brush against your wet cunt before two fingers slip inside. “You’re so wet.”

A wanton moan escaped you as his fingers pumped inside you. Two fingers sudden, and the stretch uncomfortable, but still you liked it. Plus, it was nothing compared to the size of his dick you refused to admit was not small.

There was a shift on the bed, and Murasakibara was suddenly sitting up on top of you. His knees in your armpits as he undid his belt and pants. Pulling his cock out and hitting you in the face with his huge penis. “Say it’s not small.”

You gulp back the saliva in your mouth. Drooling at the sight, feel, and girth of it in front of you. You love Murasaki-kun’s cock. It’s no surprise how big he was with how big his frame was. You’d only said that to be mean, but the thought of him being even meaner and keeping it from you unless you confess was making your pussy throb uncomfortably. “It’s not small. I’m sorry. [Y/N]-chin is a liar.”

“Good.” Murasaskibara replied with a firm nod. Before he took your head by the hair and opened your mouth to put his dick in.

You moan around his cock as it slipped inside. Squirming against the bedsheets. Between the angle and the size of him, it’s hard not to cock. Even in the best position it was hard not to choke on Murasakibara’s cock. He seemed to like it though as he continued to try and thrust his dick in. Maybe he enjoyed the sound of your choking. Or maybe you were still being ‘punished’.

“Does [Y/N]-chin like that?” He pulled you off by the hair again. His long hard cock coming out with a wet pop as drool spilled down your chin and beads of tears down your face from the choke. You can barely hear him, so out of if it with arousal, and just nod up at him. “I’m wanna put it in now. Is that ok? I wanna make [Y/N]-chin walk funny.” You whine and nod again as his slid down over you again and took your panties off. 

You fumble with your shirt and bra, while Murasakibara disrobed as well. His huge body dwarfing you as he lined up in front of you. “Tell me if it hurts.” He said; even if this was ‘punishment’ he never wanted to hurt you. You whine again as he slid inside. The two fingers from earlier really nothing compared to him, but at least you were wet & honry enough to help. “Does it hurt?”

“Y-Yes...I mean no.” Your thoughts were all over the place as you held on to him. “I-It hurts but I like it!”

“Hentai.”

The Center pulled back and snapped his hips into you, making you scream. God his dick was so big! You felt like you were gonna be split in two, in the best way.

“Oh God Atsu! Right there! Right there!” You can’t control yourself as you clung to him. Your body practically flailing against him with each powerful thrust. “Fuck you dick is so big! I love it! I’m sorry for saying that earlier! I’m a liar! I’m a liar! I love your cock! Give it to me! Give it to me! Fuck me hard with your big hard cock!”

Murasakibara grunted in response to your cries. Then, effortlessly, lifted you up as he went on his knees again and bounced you up & down on his lap. His cock hitting you so deep you could feel it in your stomach before you came, gushing, over his cock and lap. He lasted a few more thursts before he came too, making an even bigger mess than the one you made, and laid you back down on the bed. Your pussy felt incredibly empty without him inside you, and you whimper at the absence and genuine lack of energy to close your legs.

“I like [Y/N]-chin better when she tells the truth.” He said as he laid down beside you. Not seeming tired at all. Stupid basketball stamina.

“I’m sorry for being mean.” You apologize again.

“That’s ok.” He leaned over and gave you a kiss. “[Y/N]-chin can be mean sometimes. As long as I get to show her that my dick isn’t small after again.”

[apollochjld]

quite literally dreamt abt murasakibara atsushi </3

[romanticandupsetting]

what it's like to date: kuroko, kise, and aomine

im doing this out of pure adrenaline and this is my first time. if it becomes interesting, maybe i'll do more :>>>

𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗞𝗢 𝗧𝗘𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗬𝗔

would be an absolute sweetheart

he's pretty honest with his own feelings but if you were the one to confess first, he'd just say yes without a second thought and his flusteredness will come later

will be pretty shy at first because he's still getting used to it

this boy literally has friends who can't even tell if he's there, clearly, being in a relationship would be pretty new to him

would buy you juice and/or snacks during breaks even if you never asked

he would even carry your bag when you walk home together!!

he'd probably be polite with his speech in your early days of dating but would eventually be comfortable enough to speak casually at times

if you were to meet his team, it would not be a full on introduction

more like he casually said it one time in their locker room and walked away as if nobody was surprised

kagami would probably think it's a joke but then doubt himself because why would he even joke about having an s/o

you'd probably pick up on his habit of buying a vanilla milkshake after school lmao

you would definitely either hold hands or link your pinkies while walking

imagine cooking with him!!

and not in a domestic way like in his house or something

I MEAN IN HOME ECONOMICS

you'd pair up with each other and it's like both of you are in your own little world and you play around a bit, eat some of the vegetables you chopped, and actually make decent food

i say decent because it's canon that kuroko is average

you both get a good grade for it and you end up eating most of the leftovers as you clean up your table

the both of you would be the type of couple that feels like you're just perfect for each other that it would make sense you were dating

even if they don't know you guys very well

you both communicate really well with each other

he's the type that would never make you feel restrained

you would probably be comfortable with him in a week or two after you started dating

sleepovers with him will always be fun :>>

"hey, tetsu?" you look up at him with your head on his lap.

the both of you planned on watching a movie but ended up just reading manga and the tv continued on as if it's background music.

"yes, love?"

you look in his eyes as he looks into yours. he tilts his head, asking you to continue on.

"can we build a fort?"

he chuckles. "of course."

but neither of you actually moved. he just kept on caressing your hair and thought to himself, 'i'll get up when they get up'.

"hey, tetsu?"

"yes?"

"why are your friends such weirdos?"

𝗞𝗜𝗦𝗘 𝗥𝗬𝗢𝗧𝗔

is a menace

he probably fell in love at first sight with you too

he'd talk about you to kasamatsu when he was still crushing on you and he'd just tell him to confess already

but he doesn't

he wants 𝘺𝘰𝘶 to confess first

because that's how it always goes, right?

someone from the team probably gave it away and he had to do a spontaneous confession

at first, you thought he was messing with you but you just decided to humor him

you started spending more time together, from visiting cafes, going out on the weekends, and maybe even coming over to spend the night just for the sake of hanging out

and you'll just say one day, "oh my god, we're dating"

your relationship would be pretty funny from an outsider's point of view (and i mean kasamatsu, who hears everything)

dates with him are really fun because kisses definitely the type who'd be super outgoing

would never get tired with you at an amusement park

he's also a model so he'd have lots of clothes and he'll make you wear it even though it's too big

"you look so cute, y/ncchi!!"

"i look like your daughter."

"don't make me seem like a weird pervert."

but wearing his clothes would be really cute and comfy during a sleepover

your relationship is the type that is just like you're already married

but, well, he does have fangirls and that's quite the trouble

kise would definitely make sure that his fans, as well as his friends, respect you and your relationship

though it's kind of obvious to everyone how close you both are

"excuse me, is ryota here?" you ask a guy that looks like he's a second year.

𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘯? the boy thinks

"he went out for a bit, uh..."

"oh, i'm his girlfriend, l/n y/n. it's nice to meet you—"

"y/ncchi!!" your boyfriend calls from the distance.

"oh, ryota!" you smile and wave at him.

"hi, baby, what brings you here?" he catches his breath for a bit after jogging towards you.

"i wanna watch sharknado tonight."

"what—no! you already picked last time!!"

kasamatsu walks past the both of you bickering over some stupid movie.

"don't mind them," he says to his teammate. "even i didn't want to believe he actually managed to ask them out."

"huh..."

"don't mention them to that idiot. he'll talk about them for hours if you give him the chance."

𝗔𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗞𝗜

Momoi would literally ask you why you agreed to date him

though, even she knows how bad aomine has it for you

you probably met him at a convenience store and he'd think you were quite attractive then see your uniform and realize you go to the same school

he'd notice you even more after that and find out you were friends with satsuki

asks about you right after he found out

this man ain't slick he'd probably ask you to hang out but would be flustered about it yet at the same time he's hiding the fact that he's flustered

nonetheless, you both have a good time on your supposed "first date"

once you get more comfortable with each other, he'll definitely open up to you more especially about basketball

would be kinda shocked that you aren't forcing him to go to practice

"it's your choice, isn't it? i wouldn't want to make you do something you don't want to do."

has all sorts of fun with you in or out of school

would be the type to go to McDonald's and still manage to make it feel like you're on a date

you would also be pretty noisy with all your chattering

but i doubt that both of you would care

he'd be the type to be able to have fun, no matter where you are

although some people think that both of you are a pretty weird match, you two work really well together

he looks like the type who'd like PDA but i doubt he'll do that to someone he's down bad for

would want to respect your boundaries and it's not like he wants strangers to watch the both of you kissing

you would probably end up finding his magazines and laugh at him

"you're the definition of a sixteen year old male!!"

whenever you both go to a convenience store, you'd see one of the magazines he likes and buy them right in front of him as a joke

if you're feeling extra mean, you'd ruin that magazine right in front of him

when he does tell you he feels like going to practice, you'll be very happy that he feels like playing again

"come with me to practice," he tells you while gathering his stuff.

"are you a child? no."

"just come with me," he fusses. "as if i'm letting you go home by yourself when it's getting darker."

you smile at his thoughtfulness. while it's definitely a shock that he's coming to practice, it's even more surprising that he wants you to watch.

"hm... maybe i'll watch for a bit," you say in a sing-song manner. "maybe you're cooler on the court."

"hmph." he grins. "'course i'll be. come now," he calls to you and offers to take your hand.

[imaginetho]

Can I please request Imayoshi AU where he's a member of Yakuza (and next in line to be leader) and his s/o finds out about it when Imayoshi saved her after being kidnapped by an enemy clan? Thanks, and I love your writings by the way! ^_^

i hope you like this! ^^

i never knew imayoshi can get even hotter than he already is until i imagined this thank you for blessing me

Imayoshi was ready for all kinds of tasks that he’ll have to accomplish as a member of the Yakuza except for one, saving you.

One of the tasks for tonight was saving his long term best friend and crush, you. The reason he called it long term was really because you’ve been all he’s ever wanted for as long as he can remember.

Imayoshi being Imayoshi could have probably gotten you like any girl he laid eyes on and thought he’d want, but you were different. He always took pleasure in doting on you as his best friend.

Too afraid to ruin your years worth of friendship and hurt you, he always stopped himself from making a move on you. Even though it was clear you felt the same way as he did, he just couldn’t risk it.

You were too special for him, you were the first person in so long to make him feel so loved and cared for even with knowing how horrible of a person he can become sometimes. 

You were with him through thick and thin, and as much as he hates to admit it, that was something that meant a lot to him and would not take for granted like he usually does with things.

The two of you have known each other for as long he can remember. He still remembers the first time the two of you met. 

He was only 10 years old, he was making his way back home when he noticed the new neighbors were finally moving in the house next door. He saw they only had one daughter that looked about a year or two younger than he was. As usual, he rolled his eyes and went inside his house.

Every morning to school he’d see you and the two of you would walk almost next to each other if he wasn’t so quick to walk in front and leave you behind. He wasn’t the kind of kid to make friends easily nor did he care much for it.

Even though you’d always greet him in the morning and try to open a conversation, he’d shut you down completely. Yet, you always tried.

It was when you knocked on their door that night and he was the one to open he realized you might not be the worst to have as a friend. His face turned into an immediate smile as he saw what was in your hands.

It was his cat. 

It was missing for 3 days. He tried to look for it everywhere but couldn’t find it. He didn’t show it but he really missed it. You wouldn’t think but he actually was a cat person. 

When he finally turned his attention to you and not the cat he noticed your eyes were really red, almost as if you were crying nonstop. Your face wasn’t it’s usual color either, and you didn’t stop sneezing. 

You were smiling but you did not look okay. 

He quickly took the cat away from your hands and put it inside. 

“Idiot! If you were allergic to cats why’d you get so close to it?!” he yelled.

“I heard from my mom that you’d lost your cat a few days ago and when I was sitting in my room I heard some noise in the bushes, I looked down and found your cat. There wasn’t anyone in the house but me so I brought it.” you spoke.

“Still, you should have said something instead of getting so close and touching it!” he yelled.

You gulped and exhaled deeply. You’ve been really nice to him and you really have no idea what’s with this attitude of his. You just wanted to be friends, he always seemed distant and you wanted to get to know him.

But right now, you were angry.

“Is it really that hard to say thank you?! I brought you back your cat, you can just say thank you.” you retorted. 

“I was just worr-” he didn’t get to continue because you started talking again.

“All I’ve been trying to do is be friends with you! Why won’t you let me be your friend? It’s not nice to always be alone!” you yelled.

You were angry alright. He’ve always shut you down and sometimes even ignored you. The least he can do was say thank you. Why was he giving you a hard time even now?

Imayoshi’s cheeks turned a light pink and he avoided eye contact. “I’m sorry.” he mumbled.

“What?” you asked, you were busy being angry and expecting him to yell back so you didn’t hear him well.

“I said I’m sorry. And please uh.. go take care of yourself, you look horrible.” he giggled. 

You rolled your eyes and left.

He really had no idea why on earth would you do all of this for him, it wasn’t so usual for him to actually like and trust people, but somehow after this maybe it wouldn’t be so bad if the two of you became friends.

Ever since then he smiled more at you, answered you back and sometimes was even the first to start a conversation. Slowly with time he felt closer and closer to you. Somewhere along the way he realized why you always were loved by so many people.

Even though the two of you have been with other people throughout your lives, it always seemed like the both of you were just too afraid to make a move on each other so you tried to distract yourselves with someone else, hoping they’ll be the one.

But it never worked out.

Right now, he’s regretting everything, not telling you how he feels, not holding you in his arms when he wanted to, not kissing you, not having you sit on his lap while he whispered sweet nothings to your ear, not giving the both of you a chance, and not protecting you enough.

He thought he was protecting you by not being with you, considering who he is, what he does for a living and who he is about to come, the leader of the Yakuza, he didn’t wanna get you involved in all of this. You didn’t deserve this. 

He always secretly thought you were too good for him.

His worst fear was losing you and now that it might actually happen or have already even happened is something he didn’t wish to live and see.

You’ve been kidnapped by some of the shittiest people he had to deal with and it seemed like they finally found the perfect way to get back at him and hurt him. 

He just arrived to the location where you are supposed to be alongside his men. It was an old abandoned building that seemed like a hideout. He exhaled deeply and put on the wicked smirk he was always known for. He kicked the door open and shots started getting fired.

Numerous screams can be heard and yet none of them seemed to be yours. A number of people started running around, some got shot, some tried to put up a fight and failed. 

After half an hour of running around and killing everyone and anyone who dared to try and stop him, he finally heard it. Someone’s sobs were near by, and he recognized the sound of it to be yours.

He found you in a dark corner. You were on the floor, your knees held tight to your chest and your hands covering your ears from all the screams and gunshots. Your face was buried in your knees and you were crying. 

Luckily he saw you still had your clothes on. Even though they looked a little ripped and you had a few bruises, but other than that you seemed okay. He hid the gun he was holding in his back pocket and made his way to you.

Slowly and gently he bent down. He pulled you into a hug and sighed. “You’re safe now. I have you. No one will hurt you anymore, I’ll get you out of here.” he whispered.

You lifted your head, your face messed up and eyes swollen from so much tears. “Sh…Shoichi? Wh-… What are you doing here?” you whimpered.

“I’m here to save you of course, why else?” he smiled.

He took off his jacket and gave it to you. “I’m gonna carry you in my arms alright? I need you to cover yourself with my jacket, you can’t see anything around you okay? Make sure to cover your face with it, close your eyes and focus only on the sound of my heart.” he said.

He didn’t wanna let you see the people hurting and dying around. If he’s gonna save you and protect you then might as well do it right. He can’t let you see and experience things even worse than you already have.

You nodded and let him carry you. You put the jacket on your face, making sure you couldn’t see anything and then wrapped your arms around his neck. You rested your head on his chest and listened to his heartbeat.

Of course, it was pounding normally. It would be very unlikely of him to lose his composure and let his emotions get the best of him. You chuckled at how calm he always remained no matter what. You always admired that about him. You exhaled and focused your listening to the calm sound of his heartbeat.

Two hours later and you were in his apartment, safe and sound. You were taking a warm shower and he was waiting for you outside. He put a clean shirt of his on the bed, figuring how much taller he was than you, it’ll probably reach to your knees or lower.

He decided to change his clothes too and since you’ll probably take a long time in the shower he figured it’d be more than enough for him to change and leave before you came out.

He changed his pants and was about to put on a shirt when you walked out.

Oh well, guess you took shorter than expected.

You stood in your place with nothing but a towel on and looked at him. You crossed your arms and leaned on the wall. Looking at him from head to toe.

“Really Shoichi? A Yakuza member? I mean I know you are supposed to be edgy and cool but don’t you think this is a bit too much?” you sighed and examined the tattoos that were all over his bare chest and arms.

“And next in line to be the leader.” he added.

“Now I know why you only wore long sleeved shirts.” you chuckled, even though you were hurt. 

He’ve been lying to you all this time. Your best friend was apparently even darker than you had known him to be and yet, your feelings about him did not falter, not even once.

He smiled at you and you caught his usual squinting eyes behind his glasses. 

“I know you’re hurt. I know I should have told you but I couldn’t. I care about you too much to let you know about this even darker side of me. I couldn’t risk losing you. I don’t wanna lose you.” he spoke. 

“Don’t you think If I was gonna leave you, I would have done it earlier? I mean no offense I love you and all but your personality isn’t the best.” you remarked.

He chuckled and ran a hand through his hair before readjusting his glasses.

Although it will take you some time to get over this and he will need to make it up to you big time for lying all this time, he did just save your life. He could have sent someone else to save you but he didn’t. He went there himself. You understood why he wouldn’t wanna tell you about this earlier. 

You walked closer to him and examined his tattoos with your hand. You started running your hands from his arms, stopping to feel his biceps, and then to his chest, stopping to feel his eight pack too.

You watched him from the corner of your eye and he didn’t look like he was complaining one bit. In fact he looked amused and waiting for what you were gonna do next.

Finally, you moved your hand to his cheek, caressing it and put your other hand through his hair. You looked him in the eyes and then saw his lips form into the smirk you always loved seeing. 

You chuckled and put your lips to his. 

At first you were the one in control, kissing him and running your hands all over his body, until you felt his hands slowly climb up your thighs and then squeeze your ass tightly.

You opened your mouth to moan and he took that as a chance to slip his tongue inside of you and take absolute dominance. 

“I’m not stopping and holding back like I always have. Not anymore.” he whispered in your ear between breaths. 

“Nor will I.” you whispered back.

[inkesmind]

general relationship headcanons for knb characters!

featuring: sakurai ryou, kise ryouta, izuki shun

reader: gender neutral

warnings: nothing :) just fluff

a/n: i finally wrote again 🥸 in all honestly this has been sitting in my drafts for 2 months tho

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[miyuwuki]

The fashion mood board were amazingly accurate as always 😤👌 can I request the rest of the GOM + Kagami? (I know there’s an image limit, so feel free to split it up!)

DID SOMEONE REQUEST ANOTHER FASHION MOOD BOARD?? I LOVE U FOR THAT THANK U THAANKK U!!

aomine, kuroko, and momoi’s are here

akashi and kagami’s are here

ft. kise ryouta, midorima shintaro, murasakibara atsushi:

dressing up pt. 2

kise ryouta:

-> the way i gasped

-> button ups button ups button ups

-> constantly has to stay classy since he’s a model so there’s probably cameras everywhere

-> defines his body so well; literally looks good especially in white (accentuates his hair colour)

-> chefs kiss

midorima shintaro:

-> v neck sweaters

-> i really don’t make the rules

-> it’s comfy and warm and classy— what’s there that midorima doesn’t like?

-> can use it as layers

-> matches with anything

murasakibara atsushi:

-> straight legged pants!!!

-> it’s comfortable, he can move around in them

-> he’s tall so it just compliments him nicely

-> he doesn’t like clothing where he feels restricted

-> literally is so cute <3

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all pictures were taken from pinterest.

i think i like making fashion mood boards more than fics.. jk.. u guys should req side characters too cus </3

*＊✿❀reblogs and likes are appreciated❀✿＊*

[apollochjld]

ryouta kise?? more like ryouta kiss me

[apollochjld]

alr yall im finally on the kuroko no basuke train

[whisper-ofthe-heart]

KyoAni Month ~ Day 21

Hottest KyoAni Character: Dietfried Bougainvillea [Violet Evergarden]

[apollochjld]

hello monthly "im still alive" post

[kyovtani-deactivated20250219]

Thinking sniffles of Aoba Johsai body guards

are we talking about bodyguard!iwaizumi who tries his very best to hide his blushy cheeks whenever he catches a glimpse of your cute cunt when you bend over to pick something up for him because you refuse to wear panties until he loses every bit of his patience and makes sure to make you stay in that position all for him to use?

or are we talking about bodyguard!hanamaki who likes it when you beg to dit in the passenger seat instead of the back because you usually end up with his pretty fingers knuckle deep inside of your cute cunt, cumming for him at a random red light and begging for his cock because you both know your father would end him if he ever found out about the two of you?

or ... are we talking about bodyguard!matsukawa who can't ever say no to you so whenever you straddle his lap and hump his cock, he just caresses your back and tells you how pretty you look because he's been ordered to obey every single one of your demands and requests?

but then there's also bodyguard!oikawa who makes sure to stuff you full of his cum and have you walk around with a cute little plug in your pussy just so you know who your cute little cunt belongs to since he can't just follow you to the big party you've been begging to go to?

[apollochjld]

HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABT ALL OF THEM WOW MY LEGS R SPREADING

[silverpancakes]

- Satoru Gojo

[amezure]

[sailormiya]

↦ come in!

matsukawa issei x gn!reader

suggestive content, nothing explicit. shenanigans

You regret pulling the box out of the closet.

Not just because it's not your box nor your closet, but because you had the misfortune to stumble across it with your boyfriend of almost two years, who'd taken an immediate interest to its contents.

And now here you are, alone in your childhood bedroom with only the static-y crackle of the device beside you as company.

"Come in. I repeat, come in. Over." Issei's voice sounds almost distorted.

You sigh.

"What is it," you ask, thumb pressing down on the talk button. The pink paint is worn from use and shows silver under the pad of your finger, but it seems to work just fine.

"Couldn't copy, I didn't know where your message ended. Over."

"What?"

"You have to say 'over' when you're ending a message," he explains, like it's the most obvious thing in the world. "Over."

You think you hear him laughing to himself down the hall.

"Issei, why are we doing this?" you ask. You fall back on your comforter, holding the old walkie-talkie up to listen for a response but it never comes.

You let out a weary sigh.

"Issei, why are we doing this? Over."

"Aw, come on babe. Isn't this kind of cool? Over."

You furrow your brow.

"Not really? They're just like really bad phones," you say, cheek pressed against the cotton of your comforter as you turn your head to reply. "Over."

There's a hum on the other end of origin unknown.

"Babe, are you there? Over."

"Yes, Issei. I'm here," you roll onto your side. "Over."

"What are you wearing? Over."

You feel a part of your soul wither. "Oh my god."

"Couldn't copy that. Could you describe to me in detail what you're wearing? Over."

"I—You know what I'm wearing, you idiot," you groan. "Over."

"Sounds sexy. Over."

"Are you really trying to have phone sex with me using my sister's old Hello Kitty walkie-talkies?" you ask, incredulous. "...Over."

"I believe the correct term is walkie-talkie sex. Over."

You stare at your ceiling and question everything.

"You're insufferable. Over."

"You know you love it," he says and you clap a hand over your mouth to hide the stupid grin that confirms his statement. "What's your 20? Over."

"My what? Over."

"Where are you? Over."

"My bedroom," you reply, rolling your eyes. "Over."

"Are you alone? Over."

Sitting up, you press the talk button once more. "I will be when I kick you out. Over."

You hear him laugh through the static. "Alright, alright. I'm coming over. Over."

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i want him PLS