apollocubed

[apollocubed]

Ibuprofen is part of a complete breakfast

[apollocubed]

The god of chance has wings made of playing cards

[homunculus-argument]

*kicks a pebble at you, launching it with perfect aim directly at the acupuncture nerve spot that triggers The Forever Hiccups*

[loveyladyfingers07]

[angelbloggerqueen]

[apollocubed]

Straight up kronking it. And by it, I mean my neck

[bramblebeau]

[jesterlesbian]

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[masochism101]

WantingSomethingICantHave.com

[mothmanfucker2]

I got that dog in me *curls up on the ground and starts whimpering*

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[hellincarnation]

“Are you a green flag?” “Are you a red flag?” bitch im a white flag 🏳️ i GIVE UP

[apollocubed]

Help I stayed up too late and I hear birds

[lokh1]

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

[moveslikekeithrichards]

they need to invent a digestive system that behaves predictably and correctly