artemis (yes really)

opinions on me throwing hermes at you (somehow)

(@apollomademedothis. finally using this blog.)

depends if he wants to be thrown.

@the-speedster-god do you want to get thrown at me by my own twin

would he rather be shot at. because that is easily done.

the-speedster-god

Artemis what the flippity flap is going on

#HERMES IM SORRY i didn’t think you’d be tagged #i shouldn’t rp when im exhausted lmao #ooc

i’m not sure. apollo made me drink something earlier.

blame him.

#artemisposting

// lol i didn’t mean to confuse anyone. my in-joke has just breached containment thanks to apollo being a Dumbass /lh

opinions on me throwing hermes at you (somehow)

(@apollomademedothis. finally using this blog.)

depends if he wants to be thrown.

@the-speedster-god do you want to get thrown at me by my own twin

#artemisposting #// side note my ask was a reference to something my partner said. i thought it was funny and now you must suffer

would he rather be shot at. because that is easily done.

// i apologise to everyone sending stuff here i may or may not have forgotten about this blog

#i made it right as i finished pjo #and promptly never used it #ooc

popping up out of nowhere just to be annoying is certainly a fun move so. hello!

@apollo-phoebus

"Funny" - for whom? If I'm the one having fun...[Ares cracked his neck and grinned] then the question is: how much fun will you have?

Hello, sunny boy

depends. i could try to fight you if you want. sounds like a brilliant adrenaline rush... i can hardly slaughter python again.

...maybe not. i'd lose that battle, and father may be less than pleased if i damage something sparring again. not my fault artemis cheated.

If the father is unhappy, that's great. Let's go.

[The God of War winced for a second, as if he was thinking about something very unnerving:]

We need to shake up this ossified layer of paternal control. Oh, why didn't you foresee that Artemis would cheat?

because artemis is annoying and the whole god of prophecy thing doesn't work on her very well :(

alternately. i agree with everything you just said.

Ahaha, Artemis is cool. At least one of you two needs to have balls-

Come on, babe, let's find yours too. Pick a weapon.

can i just pick my bow or is that cheating

Life is pain and deception, Polli. If I suggested a toothpick fight, I would say so.

..Oh, bird of paradise, don't kuksi such a face, otherwise wrinkles will appear, swords are not so bad, And you don't have to take a straight or short one, there are many more types. You can try broadswords.

...wonderful!

swords are fine i can use them but i mean. god of archery right here. thats my best shot in beating you i think.

...How then to fight in a duel?..Let's take a revolver then. Neither you nor me.

oh FUCJ yes

I've been waiting for this forever I have several designs in stock in case of a stylish murder. Look, there is a barrel with rhinestones, there is one made of beautiful metals

do you collect weaponry or.

OOH the rhinestones are prettyyyyy

My guns aren't just a collection, Polli-_Damn, you're serious.

[Ares chuckled, leaning against the door with a languid movement and crossing his arms over his chest]

..I always said that the gypsies abandoned you to us

yeah they probably did

and of course i was serious! i collect some stuff too, ares

What, even without the whining "nooo, I'm not adopted"? Oh well.

Hmm, surprise me, young collector.

//Sorry, I am a native speaker of another language and sometimes my google translate does not always correctly translate into English the meaning of what I want to say

hey shut up we share a dad

i collected styles of arrow once. Then instruments. then something i don't remember

Wait, "something else"? That- [a tiny vision of "something" appeared in the air. Ares was trying not to giggle] - that, right?

i feel distinctly bullied, ares.

but maybe.

Thanks! I tried [Ares smiled toothily]

@apollomademedothis artemis can you come watch me fight this guy he's being mean to me >:(