ApolloTheDeity

Hi! I'm Apollo, formerly a muppet revolutionist, (still a revolutionist) and my pronouns are They/It. Ignore the muppet stuff, it was time for a rebrand RAWR XD (comms open)

[apollothedeity]

i gotta make a pinned post

[prettyfuul]

kate bush – december will be magic again

[arttla]

sea creature

[vv0812]

I have this headcanon that Rocky enters Grace classroom and sees that the pebbles spots are organize, but he can't tell how, so he tries to understand what was Grace logic behind placing the pebbles in that particular order.

He guessed size at first, but that is not consistent enough, he thought tone of "voice" but it is also mix, he even thought that maybe Grace was organizing them alphabeticaly by their human name, but it isn't that either.

When Rocky, defeated, gives up and asks, Grace admits that he organized them by color, he says it is too explain better how color works to his students, associating certain frequencies or textures with certain colors, but the true is that Grace just wanted to organize his classrroom as a rainbow.

[wifehaver103947]

[animentality]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[nikoisme]

don't make this harder, please

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i think vampires should latch onto their victim's neck like a tick, and just stay there until they bloat & fall off naturally

[jaguarguard]

I- i hate that

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

furthermore i think the supernatural fandom should use this biological quirk to invent vampire sex knotting the way they did with werewolves and the omegaverse

[warpsbyherself]

Since knotting is usually pretty localized to the parts it wants to keep in contact (classic knot -> breeding), I think this implies that knotting vampire penis is now a feeding tool. Maybe it opens like a lamprey

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no see you're focusing too much on penes as a concept. technically a vampire's reproductive organs are its fangs/whatever it uses to latch onto its victims. which yes could mimic many real-life bloodsuckers including a lamprey, a tick, or perchance...a mosquito? and of course fandom requires an implicit sexual nature to the act, be it one of breeding, feeding, frenzy, etcetera.

now hear me out:

PROBOSCIS DEEP THROATING

[70sgroovy]

cher photographed in 1974

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

[steamclouds]

happy pride ✨

[luunarmoonar]

PHM if it were good

[valtsv]

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

[valtsv]

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

[valtsv]

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

[arboret-art]

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[mail-me-a-snail]

designed my freaking yuckies at long goddamn last. big coat batman GO!!!

[lakevida]

sometimes there really is a single load bearing piece of information about a blogger that elucidates everything about their whole deal and recently for me it was learning that someone was from jersey. another time it was a prolonged history of concussions

[3liza]

reblog this with a tag that says what the single load bearing piece of information is that you learned about the person you reblogged it from