ApolloTheDeity

Hi! I'm Apollo, formerly a muppet revolutionist, (still a revolutionist) and my pronouns are They/It. Ignore the muppet stuff, it was time for a rebrand RAWR XD (comms open)

[apollothedeity]

i gotta make a pinned post

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[magpie-trove]

“Do it afraid” I do everything that way! I’d like to do it normal for once thanks!

[arborescreens]

i'm very tired

[sophia-helix]

man, I could really go for some blorbos in a situation right now

[akaanmo]

[spltlvlhous]

would love for dan and phill to give me $5000 as thanms for painting bird. its pride month

[sicklyvicktorianboy]

anyway im watching the hobbit with my sister and i ship thorin and bilbo ok

[foldingfittedsheets]

I had this truly awful lady I worked with many years ago. She was rude, callous, and generally pretty unpleasant. She was exceptionally homophobic to my face. She told me incredibly upsetting stories about animal abuse.

But even with all that negative karma I don’t think anyone deserves to have their boyfriend literally die on them while having sex.

Which is what happened to her.

He orgasmed and apparently that ruptured a blood vessel somewhere important can’t remember if it was brain but I think so and he died with his dick still inside her which I’m pretty sure is the kind of thing that should guarantee you free therapy for the rest of your life.

But the craziest part was that she performed CPR and actually managed to restart his bodily function which is absolutely mind boggling. Can you imagine going from mid coitus to life saving procedure? The presence of mind she must have had. It’s bonkers.

Ultimately, he didn’t live. While she’d gotten his body going his brain never resumed function and he passed a few hours later.

But because she’d kept his heart beating he was at the hospital when he died and he was an organ donor. They were able to harvest his organs under ideal conditions. Even though she didn’t save him she did save three or four other people by resuscitating him.

[rbsqp]

[harpieisthecarpie]

i couldn't decide on one reaction image but uh

[foldingfittedsheets]

DO YOU THINK I’M JUST GOING TO LET YOU GET AWAY WITH BEING FUNNIER THAN ME?! Right in front of my salad?!?!?

[papasyapperia]

I wish able bodied people could understand that being disabled gives you a fundamentally different relationship with hygiene. Would I love to take a shower tonight? Absolutely. But I am deeply exhausted in a way someone without a disability can’t understand. My entire body hurts anytime I do anything. I had to fight just to brush my teeth, and I’m lucky I could even do that. A shower is just not in the cards right now, I just have to hope it’ll be in the cards tomorrow. Most people seem to think that makes me disgusting, but this is just how I have to live. I don’t like it anymore than you do.

[whereifindsanity]

Maremma Sheepdog wearing traditional anti-wolf spiked collar, known as vreccale.

[tentacleteapot]

“Mom why is my sister’s name Rose”

“Because your mom loves roses”

“Oh okay thanks mom”

“You’re welcome Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee for the Nintendo GameCube”

[mama-qwerty]

Did some sketching tonight. Got a few good Scarletts out, but the real winner was something my husband suggested, and we've been giggling like ninnies over it all evening.

He brought up an owl character, mostly because he thinks the whole "owls keep their head motionless no matter what their body is doing" thing is hilarious. He described a few scenes with this owl, so I sketched him pretty quickly. (Came out pretty good, too!)

Anyway, we went on to develop some silly situations, and decided that Dread does not like this owl. This owl does not like Dread. This owl tends to stare at Dread, unmoving, when no one else is around to see it.

Dread is creeped out by this owl. And Scarlett doesn't believe him.

"I tell ye, he's out tae get me!"

"By standing there."

"An' starin'!"

"And looking at you."

"OMINOUSLY!"

"You are being absolutely ridiculous."

His name is Owliver Feathersworth and I love him.

[mama-qwerty]

#ah so this is the no-place version of the owl-echidna conflict I see

@chiropter36 OMG I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT

[dogpuppy]

[aroace-ryland-grace]

I have finished making a rocky plushie!!!! (Slightly modified from ur pattern)

I ended up not making the hands because it was too hard for me 😭 but! I put some of his marking on his arms! I also put the arms at the corners of the carapace instead of the sides

I love him sm I'm taking him everywhere with me

OH MY GOD I'M IN LOVE HE LOOKS PHENOMENAL!!!!!!!

[monstersovka]

🌘🌗🌕🌓🌒 wolf

[coffinvows]

before the vows

[pre-embrace harriet . vtm]