Apostle Protection Program

when a metaphor is construed as an equation it is out of control; when it is construed as an identity, it is perposterous. .django. .born during carter administration. .still single in 2014. .still tumblr single waaa. .still phila metro. merp face ||| about meh ||| about this blog Large Visitor Globe

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Fuck a duck in the mouth sideways on Tuesday afternoon

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I forgot how pontificating can be a profession.

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do you dislike/hate/envy anyone?

sure

[amberlewis]

Tryna move to Brooklyn

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Panhead

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People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.

[wroxall]

nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside

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the complaint about the “new usage” of the word ‘literally’ is not actually about grammar.

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When we're on the mission, I keep count of how many ninjas my father killed. He says not to keep count Always to pray for their souls. But if I don't keep count, I don't know how many souls to pray for. So I keep count. So far it's 342.

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ck yourselfu

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When perusing Airbnb, I only wanna stay at a cute/ hot/ interesting woman's place. Maybe a couple's place if the woman is cute.

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“pure molly”

‘pure molly’ such an annoying misnomer. when you refer to ‘molly’, that means it’s pure MDMA. as distinct from ‘ecstacy’, the important active ingredient of which is MDMA, although it contains other things.

you fucktards.

[dappledwithshadow]

Hiroshige (Japanese, 1797-1858)

[kombuchaclock]

R-r-r-r-r-r-ribbit, motherfucker.

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splickety your mom's lit