be kind.

xx - she/he - scorpio

[apotekare]

i’m a fucking bad person and i’m sorry

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[snakeybones]

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

[sunbathe]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmSTBxwFt1S/

[beforethebeautyfades]

My kinks include:

• choking • keep choking me • literally just end my life

[prepgoth]

ideal body type for myself: corpse

[evanjellions]

[apotekare]

life sure is weird when you didn’t plan on living this long. 

[angelfuc-blog]

[dehlicatepeople]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Men that refer to themselves as “alpha males” probably aren’t.

[psychologyhumor]

Structural Model (Freudian Psychology)

[moonchildlearns]

[malamente1992]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZkRZr5jLft

[apotekare]

yo where the fuck is my cute girlfriend at? 

[yikesjaii]

[nymoon]

[love-personal]