crybaby

[mimikeyu]

[dewgongo]

 you ignorant fool

[someonespetturtle]

under communism we all have to share one toothbrush with this man

[thebootydiaries]

me: bae I want to try out something different tonight (;

gf: what is it? (;

me: It's gonna be rough ((;

gf: I'm down babe lets try it! (;

me: *hands her boxing gloves* square up

[enterheavenalive]

*walks by a happy couple holding hands*

Me: he’s lying girl

[everythingfox]

(via)

[enigmaticpink]

[luxeor]

Walt Disney Productions Sleeping Beauty (1959)

[matturbated]

you send me a picture of animals doing something cute: look its us!

me: aww *adds your name to list titled Furry Suspects*

[mikleos-deactivated20160315]

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

[catchomps]

[fuggu]

he dropped his eyes

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

PUT THOSE EYEBALLS BACK IN YOUR HEAD, SON

[o-ceti]

the trifecta

[rat-mama]

[continuity-rupture]

[fliesandlilypads]

gotta blast

[n3bbys]

*sees a fat frog*

Me:

[trailing-daisy]

just a small town girl....livin in a lonely world......

[teenagecrush]