Apple Byter's Collection of Stuff

nothing I put in this description is worth it

[jarnt8]

[jarnt8]

Smokin'!

Somebody Stop Me!

[mrbeastbottomsurgery]

HAVE YOU CONTAINED THE PESTILENCE FLINT LOCKWOOD

[mrbeastbottomsurgery]

BMW Driver Tooltip:

The turn signal is a versatile tool for misdirecting your enemies.

[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

[rabbitkinglune777]

if this gets 500 notes I'll draw Hitch and Hitomi making out sloppy bi-t4t style

[theycallmebrick]

*tsk* Gotta hate it when you chip a nail.

[windyvalleyzone]

Yall are cowards for deleting this caption.

[kittensnax]

I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[ripempezardexerox]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[rabbitkinglune777]

900 COMBAT GRL-EVIL

[rabbitkinglune777]

trans girls deserve to kick Nazi ass

[rabbitkinglune777]

the world has gotten scary for me and my trans friends, especially trans poc. I want to make encouraging art against these scum who want to not only harm us but strip us of our humanity.

[pjackk]

Ants on a raft for dinner

[oneheadtoanother]

[segamascott]

[targetedknowledge]

[circusheart]

Cultivate your ability to see the world through stoner eyes even while sober