Apple Byter's Collection of Stuff

nothing I put in this description is worth it

[shilohguesses]

I get scared when I look at women's asses because my best friend in high school was an electric eel and he would fuck with me whenever the teacher turned around

[maidthings]

QUICK TURN ON TUMBLR. ANY BLOG.

[spiritedcompanion]

trying to remember to replace the words "my balls" with "my nothing" from now on #mynothing

[pjackk]

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo

[homophobla]

Omg pjackk you're back!!

[homophobla]

HUH??? pjackk was just unbanned and then immediately banned again!?

[amarylliscellaneous]

my friend-with-benefits just came out as a system, now i got that situationship of theseus

[memorycycle]

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

[memorycycle]

its actually going pretty well

[wineseller]

I used the money I got from selling wine to buy a storefront for my wine business

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

[jncos]

No money: I need food

One money: I need a cool silver ring with a skull on it

[oneheadtoanother]

[racmune]

[threedollarsdotcom]

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

[dreamingnemleria]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

I fucking hate the Beatles, Paul McCartney looks like he’s made of hot wax and is slowly melting

[dogpuppy]

2014