Famous tumblr user jarnt8

Frontlines of social (media) anxiety I like things and stuff, like objects and ideas [She/Her,Adult] 18+ if you don't mind

[jarnt8]

you give of LEGO Series 10 Collectable Minifigures 71001-15 Librarian vibes

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

[jarnt8]

Okay, I still really like the LEGO thing, but this might be the new nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

[adz]

bought this mouse butt plug on dark etsy

[certifiedlilguy-deactivated2024]

why are your feet backwards???????

[adz]

its like normal etsy but worse

[jarnt8]

[dogpuppy]

[lonestatus]

i wish i was the kind of person who wanted to get pounded and otherwise fucked hard in the ass. i used to be. but not anymore. not anymore

[noelle-ism]

what do you want now...?

[lonestatus]

idk

[buttastic]

feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancée about wedding planning

[jarnt8]

YouTube is so scary because people are just watching utter shit. You can meet someone and they seem cool but then one day you just see them watching something I wouldn't put on for a drooling baby.

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[jarnt8]

Captian john lock pecan of the uss poop surprise

[diaryofandnwoman]

Buffalo

Rare examples of native children’s buffalo toys, made with love and care by their people to honor the buffalo that gave everything to native nations who depended on the buffalo for millennia.

#1. Shoshone. Wyoming. 1892.

#2. Arapaho. Sept 8, 1898.

#3. Lakota, (Teton/Western Sioux). Standing Rock Reservation, circa 1870.

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[argumate]

fuck!

[shittymoviedetails]

The beach that makes you old

[powerjock]

I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

legendary scrandle pull

[fruitsoftheape100]

A Fog Upon The Field, The First Cold Sighs Of Dawn

Entrenched, The Platoon Gathers To Put Their Helmets On…

[fruitsoftheape100]

Four Years We Lay In Waiting

All Huddled In The Grime

Until “At Last,” THE LIEUTENANT Said,

“I Do Believe It’s Time.”

He Brought His Bugle To His Lips;

Cold Silence Cracked Like Ice

He Blew The Horn With All His Might:

Once, Then Twice, Then Thrice

He Roused Us Then, His Soldiers Eight,

And Checked Our Bayonets.

“Let’s Rendezvous With Fate,” He Said,

“OVER THE TOP, CADETS!”

[fruitsoftheape100]

THE LIEUTENANT Led His Soldiers Then,

He Led Them Right Over The Top

One By One I Saw Them Go,

One By One I Saw Them Stop.

The First To Die Was SARGENT TONGUE,

His Body Blown To Bits

For A Stone Launched ‘Ere By Trebuchet

Did Smash The Ape To Grits

[fruitsoftheape100]

Next Went LITTLE MICKEY,

Who Passed Without A Peep

The Sneak Fell Down A Punji Pit

One Thousand Meters Deep

[fruitsoftheape100]

Then MR. RASCAL Perished,

Although His Fate I Did Not See

One Moment, There Was A Little Guy

The Next, Artillery

[fruitsoftheape100]

After That, SPOON LICKER

Charging Forward With Great Force,

Was Cut In Half Most Cleanly

By Papers Of Divorce

[fruitsoftheape100]

KILLING SPHERE, The Next One

His Death I Mustn’t Speak

All I Can Say Of The Loathsome Fellow

Is That He Simply Sprung A Leak

[fruitsoftheape100]

FUNNY GUY, I Hate To Say,

Failed To Survive The Raid

The Chap Slipped On A Banana Peel

And Was Impaled On His Own Blade

[fruitsoftheape100]

The Bell Rung Then For KINGDOM COME,

Who Had His Gun Into A Bomb Recast

The Lout Forgot This, Then Took Aim

He Perished In The Blast

[fruitsoftheape100]

That’s When THE LIEUTENANT,

Seeing His Troops’ Demise,

Turned To Me Most Solemnly

And Looked Into My Eyes:

“Go,” He Said Discreetly,

“And Let Me Die In This Disgrace;

Survive, Boy, I Beseech Thee:

Go Fuck Your Wife Posthaste.”

[fruitsoftheape100]

What Else For ME?

I Turned Away And Ran Like Never Before

And That’s How I Survived The Battle

And Fucked My Wife After The War

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[talkingheadsfan]

i think the big trend next year should be shagadelic summer

[angelswouldnthelpyou]