Without Rhyme Or Reason

"I can't help it. I can resist everything but temptation." My soul is made out of music. I feel like high fives make the world a better place. And I love writing letters.

[tippitv]

What do you call it when an octopus makes amends over something

a cephalopology

[indolentjellyfish]

what a good post

[fluffysheeps]

(ง’̀-‘́)ง

[burntcopper]

[thedreadpiratejames]

knight: rides into battle without helmet everyone: gives him strange looks knight: “kitty was sleeping in it” everyone: nods in agreement

[tianasweets]

[kreolemami]

best animation of all time don’t @ me bitch

[rednightmare18]

You know when you can just tell the artist/writer behind a scene has actually been in love before, and then again when they really haven’t? This one has.

[newgirldaily]

Bonus:

[mrbroadway]

we’ll never beat Andrew Lloyd Webber on the tambourine

[dramaturd]

I’d like to beat Andrew Lloyd Webber with a tambourine

[mrbroadway]

that’s valid

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[wilwheaton]

There is some good in this world, Mister Frodo, and it is worth fighting for.

[amystiago]

jake and amy + their weird kinks, a thrilling saga

[youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Mad Max Fury Road is the best because it screams in your face “HEY LOOK HERE’S A V8 INTERCEPTOR AND A MASSIVE FUCKING TRUCK COVERED IN SKULLS AND A GUITAR FLAMETHROWER AND BIG ACTION SEQUENCES AND EXPLOSIONS, ISN’T THAT COOL??????” and then it gently takes your shoulder and whispers in your ear “but you know what’s cooler? respecting women & dismantling the patriarchy”

[shiningstar-kastle]

pretty much

[nineprotons]

“Got the morbs” should be a thing.

[breelandwalker]

Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.

“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)

“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish

“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely

“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip

“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum

“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)

“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant

“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones

“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Earth is currently at the stage that leads into either Star Trek, or Mad Max.

[psychicmayhem]

Astute observers will recall that in Star Trek, Earth was Mad Max for several years before becoming Star Trek.

[lilyrose225writes]

i feel a sudden bloom of hope inside me

[factsinallcaps]

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN AND JOHN ADAMS ONCE HAD TO SHARE A BED IN A CROWDED INN, AND SPENT A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIME ARGUING OVER WHETHER OR NOT THE WINDOW SHOULD REMAIN OPEN DURING THE NIGHT, AND WHETHER AN OPEN WINDOW WAS A HEALTHIER WAY TO SLEEP OR A SUREFIRE WAY TO GET SICK. 

[pbnjulie]

I wonder who was of which opinion

[factsinallcaps]

FRANKLIN WANTED THE WINDOW OPEN, ADAMS WANTED IT CLOSED. 

[gurrenprime]

I wonder who won.

[factsinallcaps]

FRANKLIN, BY TOTAL KNOCKOUT. HE KEPT EXPLAINING WHY FRESH AIR IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR THE BODY UNTIL ADAMS GOT BORED AND FELL ASLEEP, ALLOWING FRANKLIN TO DO AS HE PLEASED RE: THE WINDOW. 

[morethanonepage]

I looked this up and it is 100% true.

[wickedwitchshaming]

didn’t franklin also take WIND BATHS where he’d just strip down and go stand on a hill in the wind or something

[factsinallcaps]

THAT WAS ONE OF FRANKLIN’S FAVORITE EXCUSES TO GET NAKED, YEAH

[stonedbabyygirl]

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

[prokopetz]

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

[krwzprtt]

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

[cryptiboy]

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

[myliobatiste]

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

[trukingofskeletonhell]

that’s just how goths are sometimes