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yeah ok i made one of these because uhhhh i lowkey replaced karkat as cohost (something something it makes more sense if both hosts are similar something something) so ill be here more and like. the main blog is basically the art blog and i aint clogging that up. so. made my own

anyway ill probably reblog shit i like here. talk about music. general shit

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rediscovering the issues i had with dave classic when i first split. yikes

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i gotta kill this guy

#hits him with a shovel

rediscovering the issues i had with dave classic when i first split. yikes

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Monster High redesigns part 5 Goulia 🧟‍♀️🧠

#FUCK YES

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don’t know why but this reminds me of @harpoonsnotspoons

oh goddamn dude. good fuckin luck? honestly we prolly need ta get into a dentist soon too cause its been like. three years or somethin n jr and ds ain’t the best with keepin up with hygiene neither. pourin out a drink in memory of both our teeth i guess. prayin thats the last time ya gotta deal with major cavity shit or whatever though, that seriously sucks.

yea nah ill be honest, soundin like a straight conspiracy theorist here but shit seems mad staged. dude gets convicted after decades gettin by corrupt as fuck, suddenly gets shot less’n six months later in a totally non vital spot with everyone recordin and the secret service not even followin protocol? just sayin it seems like mad pr opportunities. wheres fuckin lee harvey oswald when ya need the guy.

man dental hygiene is the one thing everyones always had a problem with and this is what we get i guess. apparently theres more cavities that theyre "keeping an eye on" and they better stay small or ill just rip the teeth out myself. idk bout you but im not a fan of drills in my mouth

the picture of him with the flag n raising up his fist is like such a good opportunity to be randomly caught on cam too. either the photographers are just that good or they knew what was comin

first of all. fuck i forgot that was comin up. sorry for not bein around for it, but happy late birthday kid. second n more importantly i need ya to expand on the needles thing cause ya cant just. Say That.

also yeah i heard bout the trump thing. shits funny as fuck dude. how you gonna miss when you got six tries. were fuckin america, were aces at hittin small movin targets (read: kids), how you gonna miss that asshole. shoulda just gone to claires at that point.

nah man its fine. i wasnt even there for it either until there was like an hour left of it. and the needles thing right. so we had like. eight fuckin cavities. and im not gonna lie some of them were probably caused by the fact that i drank one or two bottles of apple juice every day for a couple months straight. so we had to get fillings except they didnt do all 8 and now we gotta go back for the other 4. fun, yeah?

dude americas whole thing is having guns and we cant even use them right. i dont even know if it was a setup or not cuz either possibility is just as reasonable here. what the fuck. this is gonna be in textbooks

man i totally forget whatever the fuck we was talkin bout before i was all busy n shit but me n jr are frontin together for the first time in a hot minute n were alone for once so im actually chill stayin around for a while. so like. how ya been doin man? my bad for dippin for like a whole month \></

dude youre so lucky you caught me while i was still in front cuz ill be honest i kinda left for the first time in a while. idk shit just got boring without you around. uhhh. whats happened since you were gone...uhhh. it was our birthday, i guess? we got needles shoved in our mouth last week and i think next week too (i aint frontin that day thats for sure.) fuckin. trump got shot but that was today so you probably already heard. thats all i can think of honestly

so I was talkin to the headmate an turns out the guy gave us the wrong fuckin knife for one? he didnt know cause ya have to pick up weapons at the drop off outside the con center. its still aight but that sucks, damn.

ill tryn snap a pic later. its a brass knuckle blade n a black n then a red switchblade with venom on the handle. pparently wasnt supposed ta be serrated but whatever.

boooo. fuckin lame. didnt even know you could get weapons at cons honestly

brass knuckle blade sounds cool as hell though

yo. dont have a shit ton of time cause we gotta pack n everythin but just wanted to send a hey, not dead message. we went to a con today apparently so thats cool. whoever was frontin got us some sickass knives so ive been fuckin with those.

anyway, yeah. hope yer doin well. ill try talkin more once we get back home cause we finally startin to settle in.

crawled my way out of headspace to answer this. you better show me the knives cuz that sounds hella sick. glad youre doin ok and arent six feet under from your plane crashin or something