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Gavis Bettel (Holostars)
Hugh Morris (Tomodachi Life)
Muppet Joker (Tumblr)
cherry valley forever

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Kiana Khansmith
Not today Justin
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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RMH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Claire Keane
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

if i look back, i am lost
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hello vonnie
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Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Final Round
Gavis Bettel (Holostars)
Hugh Morris (Tomodachi Life)
Muppet Joker (Tumblr)
🐐THE GOAT HAS FALLEN 🐐
HELL YEAH!!!!
The Wild Hunt has claimed the goat!
Müller's Platanna - Xenopus muelleri Mica, South Africa By Marius Burger, public domain source
fuck with me
i've been obsessed with this video so i downloaded the video file off of youtube so even if the internet goes down i can always watch frogtimelapse.mp4
Wait is that THIS cat?
IT IS
Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine
I love Monkey and her weird toes.
it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,
i liked your post so i drew it i hope thats cool
crunch munch
Happy tenth anniversary to this comic. I just learned that it’s still being shared constantly on Tumblr. I don’t totally understand why people like it so much, but I like it too.
#comics #dailycomics #comicstrips #skulls #birds
you should be able to walk into your local CVS and get your uterus removed for $14.99 bro like I don't even care anymore
feeling lonely is of course a very common and natural part of the human condition due to us being social creatures however experiencing it always makes me feel like i'm a sad and pouting kitten who didn't receive enough people admiring his big stretch
was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.
i told her i posted about this and she has an update (which i guess content warning for animal harm [the animal did it to it's damn fool self])
she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went "oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?" and did it a-fucking-gain??
best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this
and despite having ~40 other chickens who don't fuck this up, diesel went "food comes from tubes, this is tube, ∴ this is the ~secret~ food hole that the others do not know about. i will be rewarded with golden seed for being the cleverest of them all :)" and is now on 24/7 vehicle related suicide watch. fine line between docile and dumb sometimes.
my artists rendition of the morning in question
hey quick PSA but “reading before bed to wind down” only works if you’re normal about books btw. if you aren’t you are going to end up awake at 2:52am after finishing the whole book just trust me on this one
I like playing and drawing yeah I don't know what to say about this one hello world I hope you like this 🙏🥹
(gesturing towards your little sister) you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?
I sure hope so, I wouldn't want her to go hungry!
I told my little brother that if we were ever in a survival scenario where I died of natural causes I would be okay with him eating me and he just said “I don’t eat junk food”
tom lehrer up in that great big park in the sky, poisoning pigeons for all eternity. peace out king ✌️
"why are pigeons getting murdered in heaven" it's also pigeon hell
what does a pigeon have to do to go to pigeon hell?
they know the trash can isn't for them