Pythonissam

🌻28. Writer. They/Them 🌻Ireland.

[alivehouse]

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

[twerklina]

[aflo]

[itchycoil]

You’re a random nobody

Me to a newborn baby

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[55bltzkrgfrtz]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[galladegamer]

[brieflyshadywolf]

[yaldabaothadeez]

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,

As of some one gently flapping, flapping at my chamber door.

“’Tis some fairy,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door—

            Only this and nothing more.”

[wintersoldierfell]

Quoth the walrus, "Are you sure?"

[flowerygraves]

wheres your whimsy. wheres your fucking whimsy

[killrockstar]

your honor who gives a fuck. like for real

[yb-cringe]

these two months of 2024 have been five years respectively

[yb-cringe]

no tags and 200 notes in 1 hr we are fucking going through it this year huh

[hungwy]

Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease

[icariancarrrion]

[oneirocartographer]

if tumblr explodes you can address a letter to my url and place it in any hollow log. to be clear i will not receive it. but it is an action you can take

[angeliicpretty]

reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep

[sacred-portal]

[chronicowboy]

baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????

[chronicowboy]

[an-inspired-eternity]

baby kermit. you agree. reblog

[amygdalae]

nothing more sobering than realizing you'd been assuming a cover of a song was the original...like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed

[matchlocks]

whenever i say ‘yee’ im not saying yes in a cutesy way im quoting this thing

[triviallytrue]

I am always saying this

[disgustinggf]