macklin celebrini has autism
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
YOU ARE THE REASON
Cosmic Funnies
$LAYYYTER
Xuebing Du
Jules of Nature
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Three Goblin Art
DEAR READER
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we're not kids anymore.
One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
ojovivo
noise dept.
@theartofmadeline
izzy's playlists!
shark vs the universe
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@apples-green
Howdy! I’m Uncle Wiley, CEO and face of Uncle Wiley’s Toys, a company with no evil intentions whatsoever! If you heard about Black Friday 2019, no you fuckin didn’t!
I don’t give a rats ass about pronouns or hoo-hahs or whatever. I’m just Uncle Wiley to you fools friends. Have a wonderful day!
(P.E.I.P agents DNI)
[Wiley appears behind Cal, having caught an odd thrum of power]
My my my, what do we have here?
@john-macnamara
Ew. Fuck off.
[Cal holds out their hand to shake.]
You don't bug Gail until she's fully recovered, and I'll release the handcuffs.
[Wiley grins]
Deal.
[Alice walks out of the mall, getting some prep work down for Ethan's birthday. She only tensed for a moment as she found herself humming before her body hesitantly relaxed. She was lot more...stable, than she normally is.]
@second-chances-are-hot
You seem happy.
I was. Then you showed up.
[The insult is more light-hearted this time, despite the tension that creeps in as Wiley appears.]
@apples-green
Asshole. I just came by to say happy October.
Happy October Wiley
Thank you!
I'm so gonna regret asking this, but have anything fun planned?
Oh yes.
....you're not allowed to kill any trick or treaters.
I’m not. I’m selling some wonderful new editions of toys though. It’s so easy to stick a soul into a doll!
It’s been a great way to shut up the witchwood.
Leave the tortured souls of the murdered children alone, dude. They've been through enough already.
Wrong. They’re fucking with the magic. They need to be removed.
They aren't doing shit. It's not their fault that the insane Amish cult murdered them. If you want them gone so bad the least you can do is lay them to rest.
Puritan, not Amish. And it’s more fun this way.
[A tentacle slaps him upside the head.]
Wrong answer.
No, they’re puritans.
Not what I meant and you know it.
Eh. It’s not like they matter to you.
I actually have this wild thing called empathy where I can care about someone without it benefitting me.
@apples-green
That’s called being a loser.
You're a loser.
Wrong!
[Wiley smirks and ruffle’s Al’s hair]
Heeey,uh!
[Al swats his hand away.]
I’m fixing it.
Bullshit.
I am! It looks better this way!
[It’s slightly slicked back]
[Al huffs, shaking his head to ruffle his hair back.]
It looks like yours. That's not better you're just a narcissist.
Am not!
Think I stumbled into an illegal magic shop. Guy running it was magicking his kid and tried to kill them. Sending him your way, but I could use some hands that know more about magic.
@agent-mega-man
Goddamnit.
What exactly do you need?
Just a few guys who know how to handle magical artifacts.
Are you going to be there when we arrive?
I mean someone's gotta stay with the kid until social services arrive.
Good.
[John immediately calls a few people and heads to where Curt’s tracker is]
[Curt waves as the kid is driven off just as John arrives. Curt sighs. He looks...he's been better, to say the least.]
Poor kid...
[John’s all business when he arrives, filing the other information away for later]
What are we dealing with?
Well, there's a sentiant camera, but everything else got catalouged by the magic experts. The Uncle was collecting the stuff and I'm pretty sure using his niece as some sort of magic guinea pig.
Terrible. But not the first time this has happened.
[John makes a signal and one of the agents shoots the camera]
The kid mentioned feeling like they were being watched a lot. One of big guys does that right?
One of them do, yeah.
So might be something to keep an eye on. Pun not intended.
We’ll watch for it, don’t worry.
[Curt nods.]
Good.
@john-macnamara
Where are you headed next?
I have some more-
[clues to follow]
-errands to run.
Don’t do anything I wouldn’t,
[Curt just rolls his eyes.]
You heard me. I have work to do.
Then don't let me stop you.
[There's an edge to Curt's voice.]
[John knows Curt’s not going to stop, no matter what]
There are people who care about you. Don’t be stupid and forget about it.
[He begins packing up to leave]
You got a funny way of funny it.
[Curt couldn't help the tiny amount of rage he felt at John right now. He didn't need the general lecturing him. He just needed his cousin. He never thought that would be such a big ask.]
Come by this weekend.
[John just can’t right now. His job is to keep everyone in line, to not allow his organization to devolve into lawlessness and chaos. Curt won’t listen to John right now, no one does, so he gets the General]
Is that an order or a request?
Well that depends on you. But I’d prefer it be a request.
I either have a choice or I don't. Don't see how that depends on me.
It’s a request Curt.
Fucking Christ…
[Alice walks out of the mall, getting some prep work down for Ethan's birthday. She only tensed for a moment as she found herself humming before her body hesitantly relaxed. She was lot more...stable, than she normally is.]
@second-chances-are-hot
You seem happy.
I was. Then you showed up.
[The insult is more light-hearted this time, despite the tension that creeps in as Wiley appears.]
@apples-green
Asshole. I just came by to say happy October.
Happy October Wiley
Thank you!
I'm so gonna regret asking this, but have anything fun planned?
Oh yes.
....you're not allowed to kill any trick or treaters.
I’m not. I’m selling some wonderful new editions of toys though. It’s so easy to stick a soul into a doll!
It’s been a great way to shut up the witchwood.
Leave the tortured souls of the murdered children alone, dude. They've been through enough already.
Wrong. They’re fucking with the magic. They need to be removed.
They aren't doing shit. It's not their fault that the insane Amish cult murdered them. If you want them gone so bad the least you can do is lay them to rest.
Puritan, not Amish. And it’s more fun this way.
[A tentacle slaps him upside the head.]
Wrong answer.
No, they’re puritans.
Not what I meant and you know it.
Eh. It’s not like they matter to you.
I actually have this wild thing called empathy where I can care about someone without it benefitting me.
@apples-green
That’s called being a loser.
You're a loser.
Wrong!
[Wiley smirks and ruffle’s Al’s hair]
Heeey,uh!
[Al swats his hand away.]
I’m fixing it.
Bullshit.
I am! It looks better this way!
[It’s slightly slicked back]
[Alice walks out of the mall, getting some prep work down for Ethan's birthday. She only tensed for a moment as she found herself humming before her body hesitantly relaxed. She was lot more...stable, than she normally is.]
@second-chances-are-hot
You seem happy.
I was. Then you showed up.
[The insult is more light-hearted this time, despite the tension that creeps in as Wiley appears.]
@apples-green
Asshole. I just came by to say happy October.
Happy October Wiley
Thank you!
I'm so gonna regret asking this, but have anything fun planned?
Oh yes.
....you're not allowed to kill any trick or treaters.
I’m not. I’m selling some wonderful new editions of toys though. It’s so easy to stick a soul into a doll!
It’s been a great way to shut up the witchwood.
Leave the tortured souls of the murdered children alone, dude. They've been through enough already.
Wrong. They’re fucking with the magic. They need to be removed.
They aren't doing shit. It's not their fault that the insane Amish cult murdered them. If you want them gone so bad the least you can do is lay them to rest.
Puritan, not Amish. And it’s more fun this way.
[A tentacle slaps him upside the head.]
Wrong answer.
No, they’re puritans.
Not what I meant and you know it.
Eh. It’s not like they matter to you.
I actually have this wild thing called empathy where I can care about someone without it benefitting me.
@apples-green
That’s called being a loser.
You're a loser.
Wrong!
[Wiley smirks and ruffle’s Al’s hair]
Heeey,uh!
[Al swats his hand away.]
I’m fixing it.
[Alice walks out of the mall, getting some prep work down for Ethan's birthday. She only tensed for a moment as she found herself humming before her body hesitantly relaxed. She was lot more...stable, than she normally is.]
@second-chances-are-hot
You seem happy.
I was. Then you showed up.
[The insult is more light-hearted this time, despite the tension that creeps in as Wiley appears.]
@apples-green
Asshole. I just came by to say happy October.
Happy October Wiley
Thank you!
I'm so gonna regret asking this, but have anything fun planned?
Oh yes.
....you're not allowed to kill any trick or treaters.
I’m not. I’m selling some wonderful new editions of toys though. It’s so easy to stick a soul into a doll!
It’s been a great way to shut up the witchwood.
Leave the tortured souls of the murdered children alone, dude. They've been through enough already.
Wrong. They’re fucking with the magic. They need to be removed.
They aren't doing shit. It's not their fault that the insane Amish cult murdered them. If you want them gone so bad the least you can do is lay them to rest.
Puritan, not Amish. And it’s more fun this way.
[A tentacle slaps him upside the head.]
Wrong answer.
No, they’re puritans.
Not what I meant and you know it.
Eh. It’s not like they matter to you.
I actually have this wild thing called empathy where I can care about someone without it benefitting me.
@apples-green
That’s called being a loser.
You're a loser.
Wrong!
[Wiley smirks and ruffle’s Al’s hair]
[Alice walks out of the mall, getting some prep work down for Ethan's birthday. She only tensed for a moment as she found herself humming before her body hesitantly relaxed. She was lot more...stable, than she normally is.]
@second-chances-are-hot
You seem happy.
I was. Then you showed up.
[The insult is more light-hearted this time, despite the tension that creeps in as Wiley appears.]
@apples-green
Asshole. I just came by to say happy October.
Happy October Wiley
Thank you!
I'm so gonna regret asking this, but have anything fun planned?
Oh yes.
....you're not allowed to kill any trick or treaters.
I’m not. I’m selling some wonderful new editions of toys though. It’s so easy to stick a soul into a doll!
It’s been a great way to shut up the witchwood.
Leave the tortured souls of the murdered children alone, dude. They've been through enough already.
Wrong. They’re fucking with the magic. They need to be removed.
They aren't doing shit. It's not their fault that the insane Amish cult murdered them. If you want them gone so bad the least you can do is lay them to rest.
Puritan, not Amish. And it’s more fun this way.
[A tentacle slaps him upside the head.]
Wrong answer.
No, they’re puritans.
Not what I meant and you know it.
Eh. It’s not like they matter to you.
I actually have this wild thing called empathy where I can care about someone without it benefitting me.
@apples-green
That’s called being a loser.
You're a loser.
Wrong!
[Alice walks out of the mall, getting some prep work down for Ethan's birthday. She only tensed for a moment as she found herself humming before her body hesitantly relaxed. She was lot more...stable, than she normally is.]
@second-chances-are-hot
You seem happy.
I was. Then you showed up.
[The insult is more light-hearted this time, despite the tension that creeps in as Wiley appears.]
@apples-green
Asshole. I just came by to say happy October.
Happy October Wiley
Thank you!
I'm so gonna regret asking this, but have anything fun planned?
Oh yes.
....you're not allowed to kill any trick or treaters.
I’m not. I’m selling some wonderful new editions of toys though. It’s so easy to stick a soul into a doll!
It’s been a great way to shut up the witchwood.
Leave the tortured souls of the murdered children alone, dude. They've been through enough already.
Wrong. They’re fucking with the magic. They need to be removed.
They aren't doing shit. It's not their fault that the insane Amish cult murdered them. If you want them gone so bad the least you can do is lay them to rest.
Puritan, not Amish. And it’s more fun this way.
[A tentacle slaps him upside the head.]
Wrong answer.
No, they’re puritans.
Not what I meant and you know it.
Eh. It’s not like they matter to you.
I actually have this wild thing called empathy where I can care about someone without it benefitting me.
@apples-green
That’s called being a loser.
[Alice walks out of the mall, getting some prep work down for Ethan's birthday. She only tensed for a moment as she found herself humming before her body hesitantly relaxed. She was lot more...stable, than she normally is.]
@second-chances-are-hot
You seem happy.
I was. Then you showed up.
[The insult is more light-hearted this time, despite the tension that creeps in as Wiley appears.]
@apples-green
Asshole. I just came by to say happy October.
Happy October Wiley
Thank you!
I'm so gonna regret asking this, but have anything fun planned?
Oh yes.
....you're not allowed to kill any trick or treaters.
I’m not. I’m selling some wonderful new editions of toys though. It’s so easy to stick a soul into a doll!
It’s been a great way to shut up the witchwood.
Leave the tortured souls of the murdered children alone, dude. They've been through enough already.
Wrong. They’re fucking with the magic. They need to be removed.
They aren't doing shit. It's not their fault that the insane Amish cult murdered them. If you want them gone so bad the least you can do is lay them to rest.
Puritan, not Amish. And it’s more fun this way.
[A tentacle slaps him upside the head.]
Wrong answer.
No, they’re puritans.
Not what I meant and you know it.
Eh. It’s not like they matter to you.
[Alice walks out of the mall, getting some prep work down for Ethan's birthday. She only tensed for a moment as she found herself humming before her body hesitantly relaxed. She was lot more...stable, than she normally is.]
@second-chances-are-hot
You seem happy.
I was. Then you showed up.
[The insult is more light-hearted this time, despite the tension that creeps in as Wiley appears.]
@apples-green
Asshole. I just came by to say happy October.
Happy October Wiley
Thank you!
I'm so gonna regret asking this, but have anything fun planned?
Oh yes.
....you're not allowed to kill any trick or treaters.
I’m not. I’m selling some wonderful new editions of toys though. It’s so easy to stick a soul into a doll!
It’s been a great way to shut up the witchwood.
Leave the tortured souls of the murdered children alone, dude. They've been through enough already.
Wrong. They’re fucking with the magic. They need to be removed.
They aren't doing shit. It's not their fault that the insane Amish cult murdered them. If you want them gone so bad the least you can do is lay them to rest.
Puritan, not Amish. And it’s more fun this way.
[A tentacle slaps him upside the head.]
Wrong answer.
No, they’re puritans.
[Alice walks out of the mall, getting some prep work down for Ethan's birthday. She only tensed for a moment as she found herself humming before her body hesitantly relaxed. She was lot more...stable, than she normally is.]
@second-chances-are-hot
You seem happy.
I was. Then you showed up.
[The insult is more light-hearted this time, despite the tension that creeps in as Wiley appears.]
@apples-green
Asshole. I just came by to say happy October.
Happy October Wiley
Thank you!
I'm so gonna regret asking this, but have anything fun planned?
Oh yes.
....you're not allowed to kill any trick or treaters.
I’m not. I’m selling some wonderful new editions of toys though. It’s so easy to stick a soul into a doll!
It’s been a great way to shut up the witchwood.
Leave the tortured souls of the murdered children alone, dude. They've been through enough already.
Wrong. They’re fucking with the magic. They need to be removed.
They aren't doing shit. It's not their fault that the insane Amish cult murdered them. If you want them gone so bad the least you can do is lay them to rest.
Puritan, not Amish. And it’s more fun this way.
[Alice walks out of the mall, getting some prep work down for Ethan's birthday. She only tensed for a moment as she found herself humming before her body hesitantly relaxed. She was lot more...stable, than she normally is.]
@second-chances-are-hot
You seem happy.
I was. Then you showed up.
[The insult is more light-hearted this time, despite the tension that creeps in as Wiley appears.]
@apples-green
Asshole. I just came by to say happy October.
Happy October Wiley
Thank you!
I'm so gonna regret asking this, but have anything fun planned?
Oh yes.
....you're not allowed to kill any trick or treaters.
I’m not. I’m selling some wonderful new editions of toys though. It’s so easy to stick a soul into a doll!
It’s been a great way to shut up the witchwood.
Leave the tortured souls of the murdered children alone, dude. They've been through enough already.
Wrong. They’re fucking with the magic. They need to be removed.
[Alice walks out of the mall, getting some prep work down for Ethan's birthday. She only tensed for a moment as she found herself humming before her body hesitantly relaxed. She was lot more...stable, than she normally is.]
@second-chances-are-hot
You seem happy.
I was. Then you showed up.
[The insult is more light-hearted this time, despite the tension that creeps in as Wiley appears.]
@apples-green
Asshole. I just came by to say happy October.
Happy October Wiley
Thank you!
I'm so gonna regret asking this, but have anything fun planned?
Oh yes.
....you're not allowed to kill any trick or treaters.
I’m not. I’m selling some wonderful new editions of toys though. It’s so easy to stick a soul into a doll!
It’s been a great way to shut up the witchwood.
[Alice walks out of the mall, getting some prep work down for Ethan's birthday. She only tensed for a moment as she found herself humming before her body hesitantly relaxed. She was lot more...stable, than she normally is.]
@second-chances-are-hot
You seem happy.
I was. Then you showed up.
[The insult is more light-hearted this time, despite the tension that creeps in as Wiley appears.]
@apples-green
Asshole. I just came by to say happy October.
Happy October Wiley
Thank you!
I'm so gonna regret asking this, but have anything fun planned?
Oh yes.
[Alice walks out of the mall, getting some prep work down for Ethan's birthday. She only tensed for a moment as she found herself humming before her body hesitantly relaxed. She was lot more...stable, than she normally is.]
@second-chances-are-hot
You seem happy.
I was. Then you showed up.
[The insult is more light-hearted this time, despite the tension that creeps in as Wiley appears.]
@apples-green
Asshole. I just came by to say happy October.
Happy October Wiley
Thank you!
[Alice walks out of the mall, getting some prep work down for Ethan's birthday. She only tensed for a moment as she found herself humming before her body hesitantly relaxed. She was lot more...stable, than she normally is.]
@second-chances-are-hot
You seem happy.
I was. Then you showed up.
[The insult is more light-hearted this time, despite the tension that creeps in as Wiley appears.]
@apples-green
Asshole. I just came by to say happy October.
