Hello citizens of Hatchetfield! My name is General John Macnamara and I am here to help
I specialize in phenomena of the paranormal, extraterrestrial, and interdimensional types. If you see something that your local police force is not equipped to deal with, say something.
Hatchetfield is a strange place, so I have taken up residence here until further notice. I have also gained a tumbler (is that how it’s spelled?) to connect with the youth.
Wear A Watch!
Admin here. Call me bean or beanie. Most asks are fine, but I retain a right not to answer things I’m uncomfortable with.















