The portrait of a mad man on the Internet.

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Feels Good Man

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ME: the news is so terrible ME: it never reports on anything good that happens or good our country does ME: like a 5 year old boy shoots and kills his two year old sister ME: i don't want to read about that shit ME: and a guy died from the death penalty, **clicks article** he raped and murdered a 6 month old ME: it's just like, HOLY SHIT WORLD ME: i know you're fucked up, but right in my face?

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Classic April Fools Joke.

  ME: i just got my test results back ME: i have full blown aids ME: april fools! PER: woah PER: you scared me me there!

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An unfortante situation.

ME: http://www.dailydot.com/lol/vibrating-butt-dildo-doctor-livetweet/

i didn't know you were on twitter

RYAN: i bet i could get a dildo out of my ass RYAN: without going to the hospital RYAN: i wouldn't go to the hospital for at least a few days

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Two Broke Girls

ME: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbyaGxbyTJ0

MAIK: that MAIK: was MAIK: AMAZING MAIK: he does look like grumpy cat MAIK: loling pretty hard here MAIK: more like 2 Funny Jokes Girls ME: i can't believe it ME: i watched it like 4 times ME: ohhh MERR gerrrd MAIK: i wonder if they'll do the harlem shake IN 2018 MAIK: love that MAIK: ermahgod MAIK: so fucking good ME: should we just give them the emmy now? MAIK: maybe an ermy MAIK: as in MAIK: ERRRRMAAAGODD ME: A+ joke

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I'm a pretty little bitch.

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Jar Jar Binks

RYAN: i think i may like jar jar binks a lot

RYAN: because everyone hates him

ME: i agree

RYAN: like i just love that he pissed off all star wars fans. like accidental trolling.

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OH Lucy, I'M HOME!

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He will be missed.

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Done.

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This image is better than Iron Man 2.

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Cool.

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Yep, that's how that should have ended.

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U WILL BE MISSED

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Great, now I can't even visit Carrot Top's website at work.