applesdefinitely

[applesdefinitely]

assigned immovable object by the unstoppable force

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[9091-deactivated20120731]

[probablysomewhereelse-deactivat]

I FUCKING LAUGH AT THIS EVERY DAMNED TIME HELP

[poweredbyobsession]

This is the best thing ever to be.

[lizlemondyke]

it’s funny cuz it’s true

[riverwindphotography]

Primordial

(c) riverwindphotography, May 2026

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[emziess]

SPIRITED AWAY 2001 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[chryza]

Me when I see the word beaʃte

In my head: ah! The archaic form of the letter s! Being a casual scholar of linguistics myself I am well aware that though it resembles the letter f in modern typography in fact it is phonetically identical to s! How foolish it would be to stumble into such a simple lexiconical pitfall!

Me aloud to myself every time: beeft

[daisychase]

ANGEL THE SERIES // 2.17 "Disharmony" BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER // 5.02 "Real Me"

[letterful]

[applesdefinitely]

no i mean, we also have the hyphen / em dash distinction in use, but if people wanted me to actually use the em dash they should've made a normal key for it, just saying

if you expect me to every time just up and pull out the keyboard shortcut combination from the cobwebbed depths of my brain like a bunny from a hat - a hyphen is totally fine actually thanks man

[gianluc30]

Mythical Beasts in the world

[graciehart]

#married (39/?)

[sorenkingsley]

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

It’s wild how when you’re fat or even just not skinny you don’t get to wear fucking anything

[lizardsister]

🤨

[enki2]