applesdefinitely

[applesdefinitely]

assigned immovable object by the unstoppable force

[dailyjoetrick]

2018

[princesconsuela]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Leverage S01E07 The Two Horse Job.

[sophsun1]

The X-Files – 3.08: Oubliette

[birdplushie]

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

[pixarsource]

Hoppers (2026), dir. Daniel Chong

[lolastung]

You know, Veronica was my friend too. And if she hadn't ratted me out then Lilly and I would have stayed together. And Lilly wouldn't have been alone that day. I would have been there. So yeah, I blame Veronica. And I blame myself for being stupid. And I blame Lilly for being a bitch that week.

[pmamtraveller]

Rear View, Sunset by Jenny Bloomfield

[katebeckets]

BODY OF PROOF 2.02 — "Hunting Party"

[cronchy-baguette]

a world where we can meet

[aknowwhatyouare]

Rocky, waking up in the middle of his sleep: Adrian, would you still love me if I was a human?

Adrian: Yes, of course, my love.

Rocky: Even if I was a leaky space blob all the time? Isn’t that disgusting?

Adrian: Grace is literally on our bed. You have every limb wrapped around him as we speak. Go tf back to sleep.

[applesdefinitely]

i don't care tho, if someone posts like, their dachshund sitting on the window sill i will get all "it could be dangerous for their spine" nosy neighbor on their ass

actually it's a lie. in this kind of situation i will totally freeze because otoh unsolicited advice and don't reply to my posts unless you're a mutual etc etc. but what if something happens and i hadn't said anything and, and.

idk it's gotten weird i think. you should be able to talk to people even if they don't know you, it's fucking internet. you should be able to be sort of annoying with an unsolicited advice and OP would just be like, thanks i know that, and that would be that. you know?

[yourgothicheroine]

She moved her tongue. ‘I have a tooth, I think,’ she said, ‘with a point that cuts me.’ ‘Let me see,’ I said. I took her to the window and she stood with her face in my hands and let me feel about her gum. I found the pointed tooth almost at once. [...] She looked at me, then opened her mouth again and I put the thimble on my finger and rubbed at the pointed tooth until the point was taken off. I had seen Mrs Sucksby do it many times, with infants.— Of course, infants rather wriggle about. Maud stood very still, her pink lips parted, her face put back, her eyes at first closed then open and gazing at me, her cheek with a flush upon it. Her throat lifted and sank, as she swallowed. My hand grew wet, from the damp of her breaths. I rubbed, then felt with my thumb. She swallowed again. Her eyelids fluttered, and she caught my eye.

— Fingersmith, Chapter IV

[is-it-saturday]

Yes!

[byjove]

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.