Apples in the Tree

Jennifer,8 year old boy trapped in the body of a 20-something year old woman (send help). Greek makeup artist & owner of the Crazy Cat-Lady starter's kit. I do what I do for guts and glory.

[dicapito2-deactivated20230424]

[mysharona1987]

[everythingfox]

Baby ducks on a cat

(via)

[thingolkingofdoriath]

[vuls]

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

[prokopetz]

Given that evidence suggests all extant forms of cartomancy began as card games and were only later adapted as tools for divination, doing readings with your Pokémon cards is really just respecting the history and traditions of the practice.

[prokopetz]

#alright we got an inverted mr mime here. either there’s something you’re not letting yourself see for what it is #or a milf lies in your future (via @zeroblogshere)

[bey]

I swear some songs have noises in the background that make me think my mom is shouting me downstairs and it gets me every time

[crispyliza]

Every single Scandinavian Crime Drama

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

“Gunar Gunarssonsson” lmao

[cairocopper-deactivated20210402]

“The Killer could be anyone in Helgasund, that’s over seven people!” 

Best line!

[babettesfeast-deactivated202105]

Dev Patel as David Copperfield in The Personal History of David Copperfield (2019) dir. Armando Iannucci

[hapless-hollow]

There are those who unfold in black chasms, whose souls breathe for the nighttide hue. Whose hearts croon for the moon. And whose love has been fixed with a woebegone blue.

Helaena C Moon @ http://hapless-hollow.tumblr.com/ (via sad-house-of-mortality)

[funnytwittertweets]

[fotobilog]

[iwillreadyourbooks]

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

[rebelmeg]

I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

[100493503004422]

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

[littlejarspiritbar]

More tea leaf divination knowledge. Take notes.

[rotten-games]

What could MC have done, I wonder?

[everythingfox]

Can you find me a fox with a bow tie

A dapper boy