apresavasana

PMA, yoga, dessert, vodka

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[growisland]

Compassion for all creatures is the true religion.

Buddha-charita (via growisland)

[stunningpicture]

Our cat waits outside every morning to be with my son when he waits for the bus.

[whenmoments]

[yellowsunbluedove]

I was born to see this video

[julesofnature]

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look.

Henri Matisse (via julesofnature)

[thegoodvybe]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via duahlipa)

[gomcgill]

Lives fall apart when they need to be rebuilt.

Iyanla Vanzant (via mysimplereminders)

[theartidote]

“Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15 seconds in an elevator with a man smoking a cigarette. He gave in.

What I’m trying to say is I think I love you again.” —Unknown ‪

sculpture by David Altmejd

[queerrisk-deactivated20190206]

[chicken-snack]

sweatshirt dom

[thewomanofkleenex-blog]

During the first season or two of Roseanne, Roseanne Barr was treated horribly by the producers, who wanted to get rid of her, even though she was the creative genius behind the show, which was based entirely on characters she had developed. She went with “success is the best revenge,” working extra hard to make sure the show hit the #1 spot, knowing at that point she could seize creative control. She hung out with the crew and supportive castmembers (including John Goodman, who flat refused to do the show without her), and put a list on her door. That list had the name of every single person who worked on the show. When they pissed her off, she’d cross off their name in red. Everyone in red was to be fired the second she was in charge. She took this policy from Machiavelli, and she made good on it. Her first move was to fire everyone who had tried to shut her down. She also promoted a number of women writers and fired a number of men writers for being sexist. So, this shirt is no lie.

[weloveshortvideos]

[audio-asexual]

When you’re the only puppy who got their eyesight that week

[ratvtail]

stop no pls

[fortressofself]

the last part tho

[uduki]

[yogachocolatelove-deactivated20]

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth… not going all the way, and not starting.

Buddha  (via yogachocolatelove)

[yogachocolatelove-deactivated20]

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

Maria Robinson (via yogachocolatelove)

[56blogsstillcrazy]

SO DOPE

[weloveshortvideos]

[zombielovejuice-deactivated2020]

WE ALL KNOW THAT EMOTION

[adricapproved-deactivated201705]

UNMUTE THIS

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

I’m the dog

[emeraldbriar]

My emotion right now is this dog.

[surprisebitch]

this is my E•MO•TION

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

[envahissantecapucine-deactivate]

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

[warning--known--fangirl]

The ultimate pun

[itsmealis]

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

[thedinosaurprince]

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

[learningtoacceptchange]

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

[jeremywhitley]

This is what we’ve all been waiting for.