If one were Hypothetically writing a Dick Grayson life story fic, what events would you want in it? Can be Canon or Fanon
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If one were Hypothetically writing a Dick Grayson life story fic, what events would you want in it? Can be Canon or Fanon
Sometimes I feel like us as the bat family fandom forget how starry eyed people get about Nightwing canonically.
Because with the exception of early era Tim most of the Batkids are like. lol that’s my loser older brother or some variation of yeah…he’s some guy I guess? He helps me with homework?
And Nightwing is the canonically a center of multiversal light.
When Heroes meet Nightwing they do the vigorous handshake and the “it’s an honor to meet you sir, I have heard so much about you oh my god”
There are so many character where they are literally shown giggling and kicking their feet whenever Nightwing talks to them.
Even the people who don’t have the celebrity level worship of him respect the hell out of him and call him as soon as they need help.
From raven to Starfire to Superman to Superboy to all or the flashes there is so much respect and awe given to this one dude.
And it is deserved
But imagine you are Damian Wayne and you’ve been working with what 90% of the people you’ve met (all bats) have been calling an embarrassment to your father’s legacy.
Your mother hates him and your Grandfather doesn’t feel that strongly about him.
The red hood calls him an embarrassment and a coward and he couldn’t even keep Red Robin from running away.
Your father tells him that he never should have been Batman
And you’ve worked with him and you know what you think everyone is full of shit about him and you and him the new Batman and Robin are the best no matter what anyone says.
And fuck it the fact he keeps going in a suit that everyone tells him he’s not good enough for is scratching something in your brain that you’re refusing to acknowledge because why would you feel that way? You are the circus freak have nothing in common (shut up)
And then you meet the justice league and all the extended teams.
And people are falling over themselves to listen to a word out of your brothers, your Batman’s mouth. They wait for a nod or headshake and dictate decades worth of planning on it.
Both Drake and Todd’s hero teams ask him for advice with or without their designated bats presence.
The man of steel asks for child rearing advice and wonder woman cracks a joke about a spar
Newer heroes whisper about him in the halls
He’s literally your favorite hero’s favorite hero
And it’s breaking Damian’s Brain
Because well… he kinda gets slapped around in Gotham. He’s the butt of half the jokes the other Batkids make and Dick just smiles and takes it.
The rogues have a bounty on nightwings ass and he gets leered at by goons, rogues, civilians and anti-hero’s alike and he doesn’t say anything.
He lets oracle crack jokes about a pretty face and having to do everything herself
Let’s Jason run the alley despite the fact that apparently he knows how to take it back
Apparently he’s had 12 people tailing Drake since Paris and despite being the man Ra’s Al Ghul calls detective has yet to notice. (Because you can’t tell me Dick was just magically at the right place to catch Tim falling to his death on coincidence)
And necessary to peace talks because he’s the best they have at deescalation
Like imagine you are a child who was raised to believe power is this obvious, all consuming thing. That the ones who control the board are visibly larger than life figures who fought their way to the top and cling to power by even the thinnest hangnail if they had to.
People who ignore simpler morals or an overall greater goal or good
And then you’re taken in by the man who whispers the correct answers into the larger than life figures ear.
Like I feel like that would have such an impact because Dick didn’t take power from anyone to reach his goals, it’s why his siblings don’t really defer to him unless in crisis.
Dick didn’t take power, no people just looked at him and decided he was the best option to give it to.
Everyone basically looked at this kid and went, yeah you’re the future of all heroism.
And if that dude can’t even get Bruce Wayne’s respect what chance does Damian Wayne have
Dick Grayson:
*runs the titans*
*works for the league*
*has a day job*
*solo patrols bludhaven*
*solo patrols New York*
*on call 24/7 for regularly scheduled Gotham crisis(es)*
*training at least 40% of new gen heroes at any given moment*
*infiltrating the current annoying cult, corrupt gov, spy organization, company, mafia group, evil underground ancestral foundations of a city and random corrupt modeling industry*
*monitoring drug pedaling in 3 cities*
*emotionally regulating 80% of his family bc why would they do it themselves? Nah let’s just ruin relationships for fun -cough Bruce cough-*
* maintaining civilian cover*
*canonically does volunteer work*
I am beginning to think nightwing doesn’t have anger issues he’s just overstimulated bc wtf
Like Dick take a break what is this?
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Dick currently working on infiltrating the mob, after 4 days of 6+ hour patrols bc bludhaven has no chill an Arkham breakout, a performance review at work that took too long, organizing a titans outer space mission, just got back from training Jon Kent: no one call me plz god no one call me I can’t do this I have so much work no one. Call me plz
*phone rings* -it’s tim
He could ignore it but last time he left Tim alone for a month the dumbass lost his spleen and decided a cowl was a fashion choice (equally bad in his opinion)
Dick picking up the phone with his non broken arm: yello
Tim: so I accidentally maybe got kidnapped and maybe also started a cult around the concept of Batman and I’m out of energy drinks. (All equally dire in tims opinion)
Dick popping 4 caffeine pills: shut up I’ll be there in 30 don’t DO ANYTHing.
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Jason: sooo I might be engaged to an alien princess
Dick about to pop a Xanax: tell me it’s Kori or at least in this galaxy
Jason: nope
Dick: …. Can it wait
Jason: she wants to eat me, their species is like a praying mantis knockoff but with space and mind control.
Dick: yeah okay give me an hour I’ll call raven
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Damian: hello Richard
Dick: what did you do.
Damian: I have been kidnapped by my mother
Dick: again
Damian: I feel it would be redundant to say anything
Dick: …….. alright I’ll call the nearest flying hero be there in a bit… keep ur spine where it is Damian or I swear to god-
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Bruce: cult
Dick who just got done with an undercover mission: anddd?
Bruce: we need someone to infiltrate it
Dick: I swear to god I. will. hurt. you
Bruce: hnnnn
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Babs: I have… acquired a child
Dick who is fighting deathstroke : …okayyyy
Babs who is watching the fight: she’s a little bit … traumatized
Dick, dodging a katana: preaching to the choir
Babs: can you do your whole, human empathy and kindness tell me ur life story I have puppy dog eyes.
Dick: ….
Babs: you owe me
Dick: … one day I will delete all your numbers and disappear
Babs cheerfully: you know no matter where you go I can find you hunk wonder see you in 3 hours don’t die before then!
obsessed with like, Jason who absolutely refuses to reconcile with the bats. he wants no part in that family and will not talk to them under any circumstances. but he's legally dead with no friends and sometimes he gets sick of being completely by himself and wants to have company. so.
Bruce: hey Alfred have you seen my-
*comes into kitchen to see Alfred calmly preparing dinner while Jason Todd, Killer Red Hood, silently does paperwork while sat on the corner of the kitchen counter*
Bruce:
Bruce: uh-
Tim, doing homework at the table: don't mention it. if you acknowledge him he'll leave. he just likes being around people sometimes.
the bats have to start treating him like a stray cat, letting him go to them and acting completely unbothered by his presence because if they even make eye contact with Jason he'll jump out the window and they 1. won't see him for a month and 2. will start to see a lot more murders cropping up around gotham.
eventually it gets to the point where Dick will come to dinner to see the rest of the family wordlessly ignoring the brick shithouse of a man who is just sat on the floor of the dining area reading a book and he has to just. take a breath and pretend Jason isn't there. calmly stepping around him without acknowledging him. Alfred will silently place a plate of food by the guys elbow while speaking to Damian about school. When they decide to move from the table to the tv room for a movie night none of them can even look around when they hear him eventually follow just to sit in the corner of this room instead.
Bruce: I'm concerned, this is abnormal for Jason. what if he's been drugged with something? or he's trying to gain sensitive information?
Damian: actually he used to do this a lot after he came out of the Lazarus pit. he liked to sit in and watch me train, and occasionally we'd find him sat by grandfathers feet while he ran meetings. Mother says it's important to let him settle, because it's likely that he's simply craving human intimacy on his own terms for once.
Bruce, crying: oh
Jason still refuses to say a word to any of them unless it's in costume, and even then it's the same old 'i'm not your son! i'm not one of you! fuck off!' shtick like normal. they just have to accept him sneaking into the house every now and then too.
one time Tim needs Red Hoods info on a case he's working and since Jason's been sat on the floor against the wall of the bat cave for the past 45 minutes just. staring into space and vibing. he risks sliding the file across the floor towards him before pointedly turning back to the batcomputer, the info he needs marked clearly. five minutes later it's wordlessly slid back, info filled out and Jason refusing to acknowledge Tim's existence again. it's the only way he'll communicate with them.
after a while it gets to the point where Jason will straight up go to bludhaven and break into Dicks apartment just to silently sit in the corner of the room and Be Around A Familiar Person. Tim comes back from his lunch brake at WE to find him sat on the edge of his desk, working through a case. They work in silence for the rest of the day and when Tim leaves Jason just follows. They get a batburger together but the second Tim slips up and asks how his day was he's off like a shot. Damian regularly eats lunch at school on the roof while Jason plays mario kart on a DSI next to him. Batman will be 4 hours into a solo stake out when civilian Jason will silently slide up next to him with a crossword. they never talk. Jason still makes it clear that he's pissed at Bruce. Bruce doesn't know what else to do but let him be and hope eventually, with enough time, things will progress even further.
Dick, whispering so Jason won't pick up on the fact that he's being perceived: are you sure this is normal
Damian: is anything about any of us normal
Tim: he's got a point. at least we know Jason's watching us. I did this shit all the time before I was Robin, and none of you ever noticed me.
Dick:
Tim: sometimes its comforting to be in the same room as people you're familiar with, even if you can't handle interacting with them.
Dick, crying: ok
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Lestappen battles on track - (quick analysis of the so called 'lestappen terrorism') :
Val d'Argenton 2012: The Inchident... yeah, baby lestappen be crazy. Charles pushed him a little bit wide. Max destroyed him. Completely. Completely. And then Charles pushed him into the puddle. - pure terrorism.
Austria 2019: clean battle (I'm a Max fan after all) . Stewards deemed it legal as Charles was pushed wide cuz he was behind. Max called it "hard racing, otherwise we just go home". Charles said: "hey if that's what's allowed then I'll do it too" - no terrorism.
Silverstone 2019: clean hard amazing beautiful sexy delicious racing. On the limit but always within the rules. 24 laps fighting and not once has a driver pushed the other into the barriers at 52G(yes this is a dig at lewis' race craft). Both called it the most fun of their year. - Sexy terrorism but no victims.
Suzuka 2019: first lap Inchident. Charles was at fault and received a 5 sec penalty. Followed by 10 second penalty cause his car "looked bad but is actually quite okay" when the chassis was flying away from the ferrari. - No terrorism.
Abu Dhabi 2019: gorgeous racing. Max overtook Charles. Charles passed him again. And then Max passed him one more time to score P2. Lewis Hamilton said he was so jealous watching it on the screens as he drove by in his 1 second per lap faster mercedes. - No terrorism.
Sakhir 2020: first lap Inchident. Charles paid for him trying to overtake Checo too early. Max paid for being next to Charles and not knowing that there's gravel there, it's just black gravel. - More idiocy than terrorism really.
Russia 2021: Starting P19 and P20. No Inchidents. Just almost a heart attack for me, Max and every Max fan cause Charles underestimated how close Max was to him. - No terrorism this race, which was honestly surprising.
Bahrain 2021: JUST BEAUTIFUL RACING OMG! The world wasn't ready. Everyone expected a downfall (based on the above, why tho?) And it was the exact opposite. It was hard. It was fair. It was clean. It was sexy. It was everything that two formula 1 racing drivers aspire to be. And not a single complaint over the radio. (Yes that is another dig at lewis hamilton). - no terrorism.
All in all. They're hard racers. They're fair racers. And they're always on the limit. They'll always bring you entertainment while also enjoying themselves on track. Whoever is spreading the terrorism agenda and the "they'll crash" agenda (aka me and the lovely lestappies😅) were wrong. Lestappen are just better than what we gave them credit for.
I’m still - ahem, sore - about Austria 2019 😭, but otherwise I agree.
random insane lestappen moments that i sometimes remember and question what the hell is going on
when charles slightly choked on his drink bc he was too busy looking at max
when charles hung out with max's family and his cousin because "he was a big fan"
when charles had max's f1 points on his phone background
max's padel teammate implying they won during their joint padel game but charles commented on ig to make sure everyone knows he won and not max
max's race engineer referencing to charles by his first name
max calling charles charlie in a room full of people
when charles had to show the tifosi to not boo max in monza
when charles and max got so busy talking to each other in one interview to the point the press gave up on interviewing them altogether
when max crashed in silverstone and charles said "the biggest win today is that max is okay"
when max messed up charles' free practice lap in brazil and charles changed his radio statement because he found out it was max and not checo and just said "it's not great what he did:/"
lance's epic thirdwheel session
when charles gave an interview about their karting days and started referencing to it as "when max and i were together" but on paper it didn't sound great so the interview had to specify "when max and i were together [in karting]" throughout the entire interview
charles' unexplainable need to wink at max after every race
whatever was going on in austria
Charles, 2018, young and naive: I hope something good happens!
Charles, now: I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny
max : ugh, i hate this car.
lando : you just won the race?
lewis : yeah HE won the race, the car has nothing to do with it.
Lando: Hey Lewis, how do I get revenge on my enemies?
Lewis: The best revenge is letting go and living a fulfilling life
Lando: Hey Max, how do I-
Max: Brick
Max, looking at Charles: I could fix him.
Charles: (unscrewing all the cabinet doors so that they fall off whenever someone opens them.)
Max: But whatever’s wrong with him is infinitely funnier
Yuki: Fuck this!
Everyone: *Horrified gasping*
Max: Look, I feel the same, but apparently, we can't be shouting that
f1 drivers as texts, pt. 2
F1 drivers as text messages pt.3
Max: are you
Yuki: Fucking
Max: kidding me. You
Yuki: FUCKING.
Max: idiot
Checo:. what was that..?
Yuki: FIA banned Max from swearing, so I volunteered to help him out.
Daniel: I think you just like saying the f word.
Yuki: That doesn’t make my job any less important.
sebastian : i have something to tell you.
kimi *not even looking up* : we're not going to adopt oliver.
sebastian : BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! HE'S SO SWEET AND INNOCENT!!
kimi *looking at charles* : i'm not falling for that again.
Charles: Almost got into trouble at the meeting.
Max: Why?
Charles: Fred pointed a pencil at me and said ‘the person at the end of this pencil is incompetent’ so I asked ‘which end?’
Max, nearly losing it: This is why I love you.