Unkempt and Overcaffeinated

I'm just me . . . don't worry about it :)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[overlordleaveshiswife-deactivat]

THIS IS THE PUREST POST ON THIS WEBSITE

[fandomisreality]

In other news, “’Fraid I’ve got the malaria” is my new favorite sentence. I shall be using it in conversation from now on.

[ewaneneollav]

Woah dude teens are smart…

[krxs10]

!!!This is a very important moment that deserves to be commended!!!

Donald Trump’s Chicago rally Friday night was canceled as large crowds of about 1000 Black Lives Matter and Anti-Trump protesters amassed inside and outside the arena, leading organizers to fear for the “safety and security of those gathered.”

Protesters walked throughout the arena, arms linked, holding up signs, and even chanting “Bernie!!”, showing Trump just how Chicago welcomes people like him

source

#StayWoke

[petr1kov]

keeping up with the american elections while not being american like

[xizark]

keeping up with the american elections while being american like

[3lixar]

[rudeuser]

Things You Weren’t Taught in History Class

[firebirdscratches]

It’s legit:  http://www.independent.co.uk/news/the-things-that-anne-was-really-frank-about-1359567.html This makes me so mad. I get why he did it, I mean, he’s a father, and given the time period, and all, but - it still makes me angry.  Let girls speak. 

[imtakingafuckingbreak-deactivat]

unlearn racism & white supremacy without expecting some kind of pat on the back for believing in basic human rights 

[straighttohelvetica]

[sludgebat]

man bubbles is fucking metal

[sourcedumal]

Just saw an entire blow up on the Ashy Twitter end because someone CORRECTLY equated beards to makeup in terms of function. The HILARITY of it all. These men were so up in arms because HOW DARE! These niggas going on and on about how “beards aren’t the same as changing your face!” But you go in every week for that shape up tho. You grow that beard because otherwise you “look like a high school freshman” But no. That’s totally NOTHING like contouring and highlight in makeup….. NOTHING AT ALL.

[audio-sexual]

There needs to be a meme about being deceived by beards immediately.

[sourcedumal]

RIGHT!!!!!!

Gimme the memes of “take him to the shop to have him shaved on the first date!” and shit

Since a whole lot of these dudes are only fuckable BECAUSE of their beards…

[anguisettesnakedtruth]

You could be dating a dude for months and not know what lays underneath that shit but they wanna complain about products that wipe away before bed time 😂

[sourcedumal]

See. Get him shaved girl. Don’t be letting these dudes trick you, changing they face like that….

[sizvideos]

Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

[thesethingstheyareahappening-de]

This makes me so happy because men don’t have enough of these types of awareness campaigns for testicular cancer. 

[thingstolovefor]

#Love it!

[nylarac]

[joltick-archive]

I cannot believe people will insist that genitals = gender while still being so quick to assign genders to things including but not limited to robots, candy, umbrellas and geological features. Why are you more willing to call an M&M female than you are a trans woman?

[specta-a-deactivated20180419]

[hallucin8]

moment of silence for all the missed opportunities and plans u canceled bc of anxiety

[monkeyrubster]

[twentysomething-serendipity-dea]

“YOU DONT NEED TO WEAR MAKEUP!”

[quadvillain-deactivated20171002]

I’m crying..this is my new official response to every boy who’s ever told me they liked me better without makeup 😂😂

[scootsenshi]

Im fucking dead

[disloyalorder]

pete wentz, february 3 2013: don’t hold your breath fall out boy isn’t getting back together it’s all rumors and speculation, we’re still on hiatus

pete wentz, february 4 2013: hoo boy i did a whole bunch of lying yesterday