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Dude saved her! She was bout to catch a whole lotta culture

this is literally my favorite video

Not sure how to react to this on one hand I enjoy the dancing that they were doing on the other hand I feel bad about the chick that wanted to participate… If that was me trying to jump it and dance with the rest of them I would be pretty bummed out because some dudes just like nope

audio-sexual

#the unbearable being of whiteness #every time #q me baby

…Goddamnit tumblr. I gotta open this app & be forced to see awkwafina’s minstrel ass?

I hate it. I wish the worst to her.

girl4pay

remember when you were 16 and if you slept past 10 am adults would act like you had murdered someone or were dying

#I still got this until I moved out #at 37 #q me baby

politijohn

Yes, this is really a thing…

solitarelee

Yep, because baby formula is one of the most shoplifted things in America. Which should ALSO radicalize you.

girtheemoninja

Or… We stop shoplifting? 🤔 Are we demonizing acts to stop crimes now?

demonius-darkblade

ill tear your head off your shoulders you dumb fuck

jana-the-clown

I’m all for radicalization like the government and society are fucked. But they put baby formula in locked cases because it is used to make meth. The store does this to keep an eye out if someone is buying way too much. Like waaaaay too much.

40ouncesandamule

No. They lock it up because hungry babies need it and there is a thriving market for stealing baby formula because people will pay good money to guarantee their babies don’t starve.

You can’t make meth out of baby formula. You can stretch some drugs by cutting it with baby formula but “Drug dealers sometimes use the powdered formula to dilute heroin and methamphetamine or to stretch the product when supplies run low. However, experts say that more often than not, formula is stolen because of its high market demand among consumers rather than drug dealers.”

This is what imperialism and capitalism and the “war on drugs” does to people’s brains. You can see that people are so desperate to feed their babies that the people who rule your lives keep baby formula under lock and key but rather than that radicalizing you and making you want to fight for a world where no baby ever goes hungry, you justify this draconian bullshit because you’ve fallen for the propaganda that baby formula is used in some nebulous relation to “drugs” and drugs are bad so whatever inhuman monstrosity that occurs must be justifiable.

#we are well trained puppies #q me baby

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#emergency cute supply #woof woof 🐾#q me baby

memesandlaughs

the-silent-screamer

All I’m seeing is a well paying job with good customers

prismatic-bell

Also?

MANY religions worldwide would consider this a solemn and respected post of work. Every form of paganism I have personally run across would say you’re doing an important duty. In Judaism, we’d say you’re fulfilling a Mitzvah by respecting the dead and honoring their memories.

If you go in with good intentions, any spirits still hanging around WILL NOT HURT YOU. Just show them respect.

ruffboi-mags

Also seriously that’s nearly $17k a MONTH. I’ve had jobs where I didn’t earn that in a YEAR.

Even if those ghosts ain’t friendly, I am full-on taking that job. $200k a year. $200k a fuckin year. No retail, no food service, no manager hovering and riding my ass, no annoying coworkers? I’ll deal with the ghosts.

queer-lemons

i’d take ghosts over people any day <3

lady-byleth

Fresh air, no sitting in an office, no customer service, just me and a bunch of gravestones and maybe Maria from three graves down having a hissy? For that money, what’s not to like?

sindri42

Plus like, what ghost is gonna decide ‘yes today I will take horrible vengeance on the person who quietly and respectfully keeps the plants tended and the headstones clean’. Whoever they’re gonna fuck with, it’s not gonna be me.

basedyatsuhashi

Fr tho, since when have you ever heard of the graveyard keeper being the one haunted? It’s always the dumbass who doesn’t listen to their advice that gets got.

wakandama2

Me and Miss. Johnson sharing some gossip while I tend to the rose bush her lover planted next to stone last year.

#Honestly #thr malevolent ones usually aren’t hanging out in the graveyards #q me baby

ihavemovedyay-blog

You rarely see skinny girls stand up for fat girls. I feel like most skinny girls are more concerned with proving that skinny shaming is on the same level as fatphobia and that they aren’t fatphobic or that skinny privilege isn’t a thing eventhough skinny is seen as the default and they benefit heavily from it (they have a hard time understanding that fatphobia is institutional and skinny shaming isn’t)

#louder #q me baby #fatphobia #institutional discrimination

iiilel-deactivated20240119

DEAR TUMBLR PEOPLE,

🆘 WE ARE DYING 🆘

Algeria, is suffocating and turning into ashes

First, we've been facing the third Covid wave few weeks ago and it was a disaster, our hospitals couldn't hold all the patients and dew to the lack of equipment it was impossible to handle the situation. Patients were dying just because there was an oxygen shortage, they suffocated to death. New borns, angels, died in the first minutes of their lives because there was no oxygen left to fill their fresh lungs.

Algerians did their best to help each other, until the second disaster happened..

20 fires, raging across many cities in the North of the country turned all the beautiful forests into ashes in few days.

Considering that the area had water shortage during the summer, managing the fire is almost impossible..

And once again, hospitals can't manage a second disaster and a call for global help is more than needed.

We need fire fighting plane, we need oxygen tanks and O2 extractors.

IF YOU WANT TO HELP you can donate through this paypal Link

It may be a click for you but every little bit adds up

PLEASE DONATE AND SHARE THIS MESSAGE.

b-lessings

THE LEAST WE CAN DO IS SHARE THIS AND PRAY FOR OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN ALGERIA 🇩🇿🇩🇿💔

#algeria #q me baby

thedevilsfamiliar

And that’s on periodt

kingofthebitches

I wasn’t able to get an appointment at CVS minute clinic today so I have to go tomorrow. it’s definitely an ear infection as I’ve had them before but this time it’s really fucking painful, to the extent that it hurts to chew and open my mouth all the way. I’m hoping to start antibiotics tomorrow but I remember they’re expensive especially since I’m allergic to the common ones (penicillin and amoxicillin). I also have an upcoming car insurance bill and could use some help with that. if my tale of woe is sad enough for you to consider donating, then white people my tags are @legsonline and $legsonline. ty

#mutual aid #q me baby

gimbapchefs

JIN IN A BUCKET HAT!!!

#jinja snaps #bts #q me baby

jimines

BTS x FILA: find your basics

#bts #life ruiners #soft bts #q me baby

Not to promote eating carbs after dark (ifykyk) but please, enjoy these late night biscuits made fresh with love…until the cook caught me sharing her secret techniques: