April

aprilkegawa.straw.page my straw page :3

[aprilthefoolish]

Haiii, I’m April :D

I have a straw page with a buncha stuffs about me :3

Here it is:

https://aprilkegawa.straw.page

aprilkegawa's strawpage

[aprilthefoolish]

The only thing that's more unfair than Dumbledore's "100 points to harry potter house" at the very end is the "100 bonus stars to Wario" at the end of a game of mario party

[aprilthefoolish]

Something I find so interesting about the abrahamic religions (Christianity, Judaism, Islam) is that God said that he was completely good and always right etc etc and they just deadass took his word for it. There could be a whole society of Gods out there but he just straight up lied about it. We might have a straight up mediocre God and we wouldn’t know??

It’s not far fetched either because there literally are plenty of stories in the Pentateuch where God just literally lies. It’s even funnier if you claim thst Genesis is just metaphor because that means that stories like the binding of Isaac could legitimately just be God making propaganda so we don’t consider other options

God could literally just be asspulling for half of all scripture and we’d have no idea

(not religious btw. i just had a train of thought)

[aprilthefoolish]

Religious schools be like “Be the difference in the world you want to see! (Until it’s not one that we agree with)”

[aprilthefoolish]

Happy Canada Day!

Today we migrate back to the igloos we were raised in during our youth. It’s a long, cold hike, but that’s why we bring our finest beaver hats to keep us warm. One day, we will advance to the summit, where our ancestors once laid the finest maple syrups and poutines.

[fruttymoment]

LITERALLY ONESHOT. KINDA

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[aprilthefoolish]

>turns off my computer

>makes sure it powers down

>drops it in a 43ft hole in the ground

>buries it completely w/ rocks & boulders (those should do fine)

>burns all the clothes i wore anytime that i was online

[aprilthefoolish]

Yeah well guess what @sephbee it's my tumblr post

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated19190]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[aprilthefoolish]

Happy Pride Month!

During a time like this where the world’s arguably strongest superpower is being taken over by people who want queer folk dead and buried, it’s especially important that we remember where this comes from.

Keep in mind as we move along these coming months that Pride started with a riot. Pride Month is about standing up to oppressive authority and demanding the rights that everyone has deserved from the start.

Strong united, always united

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[aprilthefoolish]

tfw your dream is about falling and you wake up feeling like you’re sinking into the bed

[vampzzstarzz]

being a writer means having ideas and never writing them

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[aprilthefoolish]

Man… Canada is cool

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.