SENTENCE MEME ⟶ HOUSE, M.D. / SEASON ONE ( episodes 01.01 – 01.06 ) always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
“You’re not going to like the answer.”
“There’s something either very wrong with you or something very wrong with him.”
“Humanity is overrated.”
“I was right. This doesn’t interest me.”
“Like the philosopher Jagger once said, you can’t always get what you want.”
“Is your yelling designed to scare me because I’m not sure what I’m supposed to be scared of.”
“As it turns out, if you try sometimes you get what you need.”
“You’re smiling to I take it that means this isn’t serious.”
“I can’t just break into someone’s house!”
“When you break into someone’s house it’s always better to have a white chick with you.”
“For all we know she could be running a meth lab out of her basement.”
“‘I say what I think’ is just another way of saying ‘I’m an ass’.”
“What makes you think I’m so much better than you?”
“You can live with dignity, you can’t die with it.”
“Does it make a difference why I think I’m a jerk?”
“People choose the paths that gain them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort.”
“Perseverance does not equal worthiness.”
“You’ve caused me some considerable mental distress.”
“You are very bad at whatever it is you do.”
“22 year old men don’t die from sex.”
“He comes up with an insane idea, we pretend it’s not.”
“So, a woman can’t express her interest in sex without it being some power play?”
“If you look the way you do, and say what you say, you have to be aware of the effect that it’ll have on men.”
“Men should grow up.”
“You know that women can have an hour-long orgasm?”
“When did I give you the impression that I care?”
“There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate.”
“You will lie, cheat, and steal to get what you want, but you’re incapable of kissing a little ass?”
“The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up.”
“If emotions made you act rationally then they wouldn’t be called emotions.”
“Things don’t always work out for the best.”
“Make a note: I should never doubt myself.”
“It wouldn’t hurt you to be wrong now and then.”
“This is why I don’t waste money on shrinks, ‘cause you five me all these really great insights for free.”
“If you would consider going to a shrink, I would pay for it myself.”
“It’s easier to die than watch someone die.”
“The most successful marriages are based on lies.”
“Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again.”
“You really are as miserable as you seem to be.”
“Guilt does a lot of damage.”
“You’re here because you’re having doubts.”
“When you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask.”
“Does anybody believe anything you say?”
“You’re twice as likely to be killed by the person you love than by a stranger.”
“Oh, god. You’re upset about something. You’re gonna open open to me now, aren’t you.”
“Just because you’re drinking pricier stuff doesn’t mean you don’t have a problem.”
“It’s a birthday, an excuse to be happy. You think that’s lame?”
“Give yourself a break once in awhile.”
“There are some things you just can’t fix.”
