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[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

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[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

Ooc

{{Gotta head off. Tommorrow I work 2-8 central and then sunday I work 11-7 central so I won’t be responding very much Dx}}

[jeff-the-gnome-king]

"Accept it. Your ex and your husband are talking. Shhhhhh, it's fine."

“It is fine...it’s just weird!”

@apxcalyptic-ciphxr

[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

“You really didn’t think this wasn’t going to be a possibility?? Wow. You know what’s really weird? The fact that you think it is.” 

[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

'So you're the one hovering around Jeff eh?~"

“Hmmmm..let me think..” 

“Aw, who am I kidding, of course I am! Now who are you, snowball?” He laughs softly.  @thehighclassbadass

[thehighclassbadass-deactivated2]

“His husband, it’s a pleasure, I’ve been wondering why he sometimes comes home red, flustered and furious~” Jeff could mind his own business but he could find shit funny.

[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

“His husband?? Oh wow, ain’t that a surprise. Well congrats then, Snowball. Hope you get a better use outta him than I did. I just can’t help but to push his buttons~” He laughs softly.  “Can’t stop won’t stop, am I right?” 

[thehighclassbadass-deactivated2]

apxcalyptic-ciphxr‌:

thehighclassbadass‌:

“His husband, it’s a pleasure, I’ve been wondering why he sometimes comes home red, flustered and furious~” Jeff could mind his own business but he could find shit funny.

“His husband?? Oh wow, ain’t that a surprise. Well congrats then, Snowball. Hope you get a better use outta him than I did. I just can’t help but to push his buttons~” He laughs softly.  “Can’t stop won’t stop, am I right?” 

“Mhm, going on....’He counted..”Threee years now?” He was sure it was somewhere to that end,  “Oh I can tell, if he wanted to do anything about it, he’d stop it, I’m not here to be all “Hoow dare you” or anything’ A hand was waved passively.  “He can handle his own affairs, I trust him to do so...but I wanted to see for myself...I’m nosey like that~”

[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

“Well I at least expected to be hunted down, so this is an odd exchange indeed.” He chuckles softly, looking him over curiously. “I think I have a few questions myself. See one of the reasons why we worked for a little while was obviously our sizes. We’re almost the same. So how does it work with you too? That ever get hard??

[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

'So you're the one hovering around Jeff eh?~"

“Hmmmm..let me think..” 

“Aw, who am I kidding, of course I am! Now who are you, snowball?” He laughs softly.  @thehighclassbadass

[thehighclassbadass-deactivated2]

“His husband, it’s a pleasure, I’ve been wondering why he sometimes comes home red, flustered and furious~” Jeff could mind his own business but he could find shit funny.

[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

“His husband?? Oh wow, ain’t that a surprise. Well congrats then, Snowball. Hope you get a better use outta him than I did. I just can’t help but to push his buttons~” He laughs softly.  “Can’t stop won’t stop, am I right?” 

[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

In your mind, you think it's cruel to be kind to others.

“Yes, especially you don’t mean it. It’s so..exhausting to pretend, don’t you think?? It gets boring and you have to hold yourself back. I don’t like doing it if I don’t have to.~”

[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

'So you're the one hovering around Jeff eh?~"

“Hmmmm..let me think..” 

“Aw, who am I kidding, of course I am! Now who are you, snowball?” He laughs softly.  @thehighclassbadass

[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

20 & 14

20. Angry sex (which will definitely happen between them)  14. Blindfolded. (Very easily able to happen.) “Abel Pines..you’ve done a monumental job of ignoring me. I’d applaud you for that, but..I’ll refrain for now. There’s more-” He looks him over. “Important matters to discuss..” He could see Abel’s sweet collar bones poking out of his shirt. He’s been trying this whole time to hold back. He could practically hear what Kryptos might be saying. Something like, ‘Bill no you’re suppose to torture him,’ or, ‘No don’t, you’ll break the poor guy’. Forget him..  “Abel..I’m going to get my revenge on you in the best way!” He holds a hand up and makes appear, holding down Dipper’s arms and legs. They wrap around his face, concealing his eyes. “Now..let’s get started, shall we?~” @twomxndss

[leneemusing]

nsfw prompts that don’t sound like a bad porno

i’m always tired of seeing the cringiest sentence starters for smut so i’m back at it again kids. feel free to adjust sentences or specify who does the action. 

ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to give the other oral 2. to skinny dip with my muse 3. to shower with my muse 4. to take a hot bath with my muse 5. for sex in public 6. for sex in the car 7. to catch my muse naked 8. to undress my muse 9. for sparring to turn into sex 10. for an argument to turn into sex 11. for make up sex 12. for friends with benefits sex 13. to tie up my muse 14. to blindfold my muse 16. to make one muse watch the other masturbate 17. for a threesome (specify muses) 18. for one muse to wake the other by fingering them/giving a handjob 19. for one muse to deny the other orgasm 20. for angry sex  21. for break up sex 22. for sex after a near death experience  23. for after battle sex 24. for sex to get revenge on an ex 25. for one muse to give the other a lap dance or strip tease  26. to make my muse whimper 27. for one muse to take the other from behind 28. for sex against the wall 29. for sex on a table/counter/desk 30. for sex in a pool/hot tub 31. for one muse to choke the other 32. for rough sex  33. for our muses to try a new position 34. for our muses to try a new kink together 35. for one muse to use a toy on the other 36. for one muse to sit on the other’s face

WORDS:  “touch me.” “kiss me here.” “you have to be quiet if you want to cum.” “say my name.”  “oh fuck-” “i need you so bad.” “i’m so wet right now.”  “i want you to touch yourself for me.”  “let me hear you, baby.”  “come for me.” “i want to hear you cum.” “harder.” “i need to feel you.” “i want you.” “you’re so hot.” “can i come yet?” “please, baby—” “i’m so close.” “i told you to be quiet.” “i told you to stay still.” “are you gonna be good for me?” “i promise i’ll be good.” “i’m not done with you yet.” “i’ve been waiting all day…” “you’re all i want.” “just kiss me, i can’t take this anymore.” “just shut up and fuck me.”  “i’m gonna fuck you until you beg me to stop.”  “say please.” “i could’t stop thinking about you all day.” “your fingers feel so good.” “your mouth feels so good.” “i want your fingers inside me.” “i want it to hurt.” “more—” “i want you to forget everything and everyone else but me.” “make me forget.” “i just want to feel something.”  “make me.” “be quiet.”  “they’re gonna catch us—” “yes— right there.” “that feels so good.” “does that feel good?” 

[twomxndss]

|| —- Was it REALLY? Oh, how he WISHED that this is one of those  NIGHTMARES he’d normally have as a kid but by the LOOKS of it— it WASN’T. 

Once the DEMON floats closer to him, he took STEPS back only to  feel himself COLLIDE with the wall behind him. No way…so Murphy  WASN’T…?

“What…what the HELL…you’re supposed to be DEAD..”

[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

“Heh, yeah I know, right?? Isn’t it crazy how this world works?? Let me tell you, kid I’m just as surprised as you are~”  He floats there up and down, staring down at Abel’s pitiful form. The way he cowered back was so delicious . . So many things started forming in his mind. He wanted to see him cower underneath him. He wanted to see him cry and beg for him. He wanted to see that conflicting look of pleasure on his face. He wanted to make him feel amazing because that’d be the worst fate. Liking something an enemy does for you. In this case it’d be liking somebody that almost killed him and his entire family. Abel overthinks. That much is true. He’d spiral downwards so fucking fast and Bill wants to see the journey step by step.  “What’s going through your head right now?? Tell me, Pines..” 

[twomxndss]

@apxcalyptic-ciphxr​ left a note. "Helloo Abel. Long time no see. You're so grown up, I almost didn't recognize you.~ The years have surely been kind to you."

|| —- PERHAPS it was his RESTLESSNESS that made him  THINK–was he HEARING things? Or was it REAL? It couldn’t  be…it SHOULDN’T be… 

Chocolate hues GLANCED up SLOWLY, seeing a very FAMILIAR  geometrical SHAPE–something that he’s been AVOIDING pretty  much his whole LIFE. “You…” His voice didn’t sound ALL too  WELCOMING. 

“What do you WANT?”

[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

“Why does anyone want anything?? Sheer boredome! Maybe revenge! Maybe I just want to see how you’re doing? Hmm, this really is a conundrum isn’t it?” He laughs softly. He floats closer over to him.  “You act like you haven’t seen me before. You sure have, kid. I really do despise elves though..” 

[br00kiedraws]

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[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

((THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN))

[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

Redemption

[twomxndss]

|| —- “Ah, well,” Abel laughed SHEEPISHLY, bringing his  hand to the BACK of his head. “No, no, I think I’m DONE  with demons—as of now, my contract is with the ELVES.”

Abel blinked when his wrist was TAKEN, following the other.  He was in AWE once they ARRIVED at the area, seeing how  BEAUTIFUL it was. 

“Woah,” he smiled. “It’s really nice here.” 

[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

Bill stops and just kinda looks over at him. “Wait..hold on. What??”  ____________________________ Kryptos rubs his arm softly. “Uh oh..oh he said Elves. He said Elves..should I go in??” Pryonica raises a brow. “Go in?? Hell naw. Since when did you feel bad for any humans??”  “Since never, but he seems like a good guy, I dunno..”  “Eck, you’re hopeless..”  _____________________________ Bill tilts his head to the side. “I’ve never really liked elves..I met some once and all the wanted to do was brag and show off their luscious locks and sparkling eyes. They brag about literally everything. They’re such a drag.” He frowns deeply. “If I were you I’d end the contract while you still can before they end up using you.”  

[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

Redemption

[twomxndss]

|| —- “I need it the DATA for my research. I can’t really  say MUCH because I’m bounded by a contract but I CAN  say that it isn’t HARMFUL.” Abel pondered on what the  other had said. He DOES have a point, CONSIDERING  that a faery leaf was a RARE item to find.

“Huh. I didn’t THINK of that,” Abel picked up his bag,  STANDING on his two feet as he TURNED to the other. “Alright, let’s go check the secluded areas then.” 

[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

“Woah, hang on. Back up a minute. I need some context here. A contract?? You mean like with a demon, right? That kinda contract??” He tilts his head to the side, feigning a look of confusion.  “Oh sure. I’ve been around here a lot actually. I’ve gotten lost plenty of times and found some areas, but..let’s see if I can find one again.” He purses his lips and takes Dipper’s wrist, walking off like he knew the area. They keep walking for five minutes before they stop and Bill let’s go.  “See I found this little pond surrounded by plants. It’s hard to see because of all the plant life. It might be here, but I’m not the expert by any means.” 

[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

Redemption

[twomxndss]

|| —- This made Abel give a SMILE at the other, now  feeling a bit SHY because of how Murphy talked. “Are- are you sure?” He asks.

“It’s been taking me for HOURS just to look for a single  FAERY leaf.” He CHUCKLED just a tad bit, bringing his  hand BEHIND his neck. “Tougher than it sounds, really.”

[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

“Yes of course! I’d love to help you with anything really.” He bats his eyes at him, coming over to him. He laughs softly.  “A faery leaf?? Whatever for?? That sounds like it’d be someplace a bit more secluded and hidden, but what do I know? I’m no detective.” He snickers softly. 

[anotherdamnrpmemeblog]

things that you want to hear.

change pronouns as needed for things you DON’T WANT to hear, click here!!

❝ you’re good enough. ❞

❝ you’re important. ❞

❝ everything’s gonna be okay. ❞

❝ she pulled through. ❞

❝ i forgive you. ❞

❝ i love you. ❞

❝ you’re not alone. ❞

❝ you’re my favorite person in the world. ❞

❝ i’m so glad you’re doing better. ❞

❝ it’s so nice to hear you laugh again. ❞ 

❝ your laugh is contagious! ❞

❝ you can do this on your own. i believe in you. ❞

❝ you know what i love about you? ❞

❝ i love spending time with you. ❞

❝ i’m here for you. ❞

❝ you’re right. ❞ 

❝ i can’t stop thinking about you. ❞

❝ you look amazing. ❞

❝ we’re in this together. ❞

❝ you’ve got this! ❞

❝ i missed you. ❞

❝ i did the dishes! ❞

❝ last night was incredible. ❞

❝ if you wanna talk, i’m here. ❞

❝ i don’t understand, but i want to try. ❞

❝ how can i help? ❞

❝ breakfast in bed? ❞

❝ dinner was great. ❞

❝ let me make dinner tonight? ❞

❝ lets go to the park. ❞

❝ thank you. really. ❞

❝ you’re wanted. ❞

❝ i got you a coffee. ❞

❝ can i ask your opinion on something? ❞

❝ there’s my beautiful bride! ❞

❝ i’m the luckiest man alive. ❞

❝ so, i made plans for us. ❞

❝ don’t worry, i’ll take care of it! ❞

❝ go do something for yourself. ❞

❝ i took a day off work tomorrow. ❞

❝ go hang out with the girls tonight. ❞

❝ what do you need from me? ❞

❝ tell me about your day. ❞

❝ i trust you. ❞

❝ i feel like i can tell you anything. ❞

[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

Redemption

[twomxndss]

|| —- “Yeah, that..” Abel muttered softly, somehow letting  himself DRIFT for a few seconds–getting LOST in the  other’s words as if he was DAYDREAMING. 

“Ah-y-yeah. Those were really tough.” It would be a LIE  if he said that he never THOUGHT that those days to him  never STOPPED him from living his YOUNGER years. 

“But hey–I managed. That’s what keeps me sane, I guess.”

[apxcalyptic-ciphxr]

“Yeah it is, but every day gets easier.” He smiles softly. “Look at you now. I’m sure the past is still biting you in the ass sometimes, but you manage like you said. I think that’s real admirable to have the bravery to just put yourself there and do all that to save the town. I probably should stop talking about it though, huh??” He rubs his arm softly. He fakes a nervous expression.  “Would it be too forward if I asked to help you with whatever you’re doing out here? I’d really like to get to know you better.” He chuckles softly. Being in this form would make Pyronica confused as to why he didn’t show up in his normal form, but it was all part of his plan for revenge.