Blog dedicated to AQOURS

A sideblog where I post my shitposts for Aqours. Main blog is akanetsushima.

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Dia: Kanan-san why do you have a bunch of small purple bruises on your neck and collarbone?

Kanan: Urgh...

Kanan: They are kisses from the universe

Mari: I'm the universe

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You: You're coming over my house tonight, and we're gonna... "study".

Chika: Fine. I never get to do anything fun.

You: God, you're so dumb.

Chika: I guess that's why I gotta study.

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Yoshiko: If I were the last woman on earth, would you date me?

Riko: If you were the last woman on earth, then I wouldn't exist.

Yoshiko:

Yoshiko: Fuck, you're right.

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Dia and Ruby at the department store

Dia: excuse me I lost my sister somewhere around here can I make an announcement?

Store clerk:sure

Dia: *takes microphone*

Dia: *inhales*

Dia: rUBY WHERE THE FRICK ARE YOU IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOU FOR HOW LONG ITS BEEN TEN MINUTES WHERE ARE YOU WHY DID YOU SEPARATE FROM ME IS IT SOMETHING I DID WRONG RUBY PLEASE ANSWER ME OH FRICKIN GOSH WHERE ARE YOU-

Ruby, yelling from the bathroom: oNEE-CHAN

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Riko: Oh gosh I'm so tired

Yoshiko: You know why you're so tired?

Riko: Yeah because I just-

Yoshiko: Because you've been running through my mind all day.

Riko: ...

Riko: I-

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You: Cute…

Chika: I know right! I found this cat behind the dumpster!

You: Oh… I guess the cat is cute too…

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Dia: Okay Riko-san, I have an idea

Dia: You gotta call out 'babe' and see who looks first

Dia: I'll go first

Dia: BABE!

Riko: Lmao, nobody even flinched

Dia: You try then

Riko: BABE!

Chika: What?

You: You called?

Yoshiko: Yeah?

Shiitake: woof woof

Dia: What the fu-

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Mari: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chika: Why?

Mari: To get to the idiot's house

Mari: Knock knock

Chika: Who's there?

Mari: The chicken

Chika: Listen up you motherfucker

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Aqours Radio vol.2 art

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Kanan: You're gay

Mari: Sources?

Kanan: We're dating and we've kissed a lot of times too, bitch!

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Mari: *unbuttoning blouse* damn it’s so hot in here

Kanan: I understand that but why are you unbuttoning my blouse

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Ruby: Onee-chan! I’m going to the store, do you want anything?

Dia: I want μ's back!!

Ruby: I have like, 12 dollars

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Riko: Nice hands, Chika-chan

Chika: Thanks Riko-chan!

Riko: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-

You: WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE, PRAISE THE LORD AMEN!!