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[wavezies]

the fact that we'll never get to see these two be friends is one of the greatest tragedies of the 21st century. anyways who wants to read my essay on the futility of literally everything they did during pfl and how sad it makes me

[ischleepzzz]

idk who needs to hear this but there's this super scummy way you can download rvb videos from rt website for FREE. It makes me sick tbh, the way it's EASY and ACCESSIBLE for anyone who has enough space on their device. All it would take is for you to go to pastedownload (dot) com (slash) roosterteeth-video-downloader and then paste the video url from the website there. It's disgustingly EASY and the download is FAST and SAFE. So this way you can watch rvb on your own devices with NO ADS and they're FULL HD.

Anyway don't do this y'all it's super shitty and problematic and bad etc I'm just spreading awareness so we as a community can avoid it :)

[aquamarjnes]

random gay ass headcanon i came up with a friend: simmons' ventilation systems haven't been replaced in like fifteen fucking years and sometimes make Noises. similar to a computer with godawful fans. all this to say on occasion they make a purring like noise Ok thank you

[aquamarjnes]

hey by the way i've made a complete drive of (most of) the rvb full seasons. only ones i don't have are s14 and s18 due to the fact these were for personal use prior, but... y'know

have at thee

[cabooses-malewife]

rooster teeth officially sniped all the rvb season uploads from youtube btw :|

[yareyaredolphin]

i fucking hate drawing on paper theres so many anatomy issues in the drawing of church and i cant just use the transform tool why do people enjoy this can traditional artists please explain what they find enjoyable about this

[greelin]

let me dig this bullet out of your shoulder in the most homoerotic way possible. that’s crucial to the healing process. i know what i’m doing

[greelin]

one in your thigh and abdomen as well? say less

[vashstash]

When you have million reports to fill and a campaign to write at the same time, but your army dad doesn’t know how to keyboard and you’re the last Tech Support in your household 

[deaddavid]

my friend simmons

[harbingersecho]

dream team honestly

[hungry-skeleton]

That's the worst anyone has ever done it

[anomalouscutie]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “blood gulch” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw a freelancer in the cave system

my buddy tucker pacing: blue command is lying to us

[hungry-skeleton]

Dude

[astraladversity]

uhm . the demons got to me

[yareyaredolphin]

hi i keep making shit and forgetting to post it

[rvbdo3]

the signature grimmons glance

[ellielol]

by the way i'm the reason why they send weathermen into hurricanes and shit. "it's needless and dangerous!!!!!" i don't care. every day i call into CNN and demand they send their most pathetic newscaster into a storm to watch them be knocked down by wave and wind and they sigh and say yes ma'am. and i do this all for nasty, sexual purposes, if you were wondering.

[ellielol]

my favorite part of this post is people started tagging it with names of characters i've never heard of so i got curious and googled them and like a third are just tagging it as their local weatherman. very funny.