scuttlebug jamboree

she/her | 26 | the dog island for the nintendo wii (play now!) | follow me on twitch @ twitch.tv/elleoellie i do silly things

[fishingboatproceeds]

whats a tumblypoo

I’ve been calling you people tumblypoos since 2011. 

I find it odd that people only just now seem to be realizing that I am a dork.

[sabrnia-deactivated20150929]

we hate you john green

[fishingboatproceeds]

My name is not important. What is important is what I’m going to do… I just fuckin’ hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It’s time for me to kill. And it’s time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

[sabrnia-deactivated20150929]

hey johny my bro relax

[flipchild]

Just added Dracula to the bathrooms 😍 🤞 he won't kill skippity toilet

[starjasmines]

did you guys know that imagining something = as good as having it

[eviethekiwi]

it's actually better than having it because you dont have to have it

[starjasmines]

TRUE.

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[ellielol]

super honored that i got to eat pasta with such an up and coming star. i hadn't heard of this Pope guy until now but i think he can really make a difference. i just hope my platform can give smaller stars like him a boost. and he makes a mean tortellini haha! it's tough out there for fledgling social justice influencers and i want to give back when I've been lucky and blessed with such a wonderful audience ❤️🤗

[ellielol]

Hi everyone.

I'd like to apologize. During my meeting with the Pope, I discussed the issue facing IRL Boymoders, Theyfabs, and Gigahon Passoid-pilled Womanmaxxers. At the time I thought I was working with a like-minded queer creative. I can see now I was misled, and he has been misusing the terminology I evidently taught him.

As recompense I am going to go into a deep dark cave. The water level is rising and I am afraid I will drown so you probably won't hear from me for a very long time.

Thank you and I'm sorry I taught the pope slurs

[ellielol]

While the Pope was a complicated figure amongst queer makers and creators like myself, it's undeniably tragic to lose such a beautiful soul so young.

No matter your feelings on slur reclamation, we owe it to him to honor his memory. Even if he was kind of faggy in real life.

Please join me in celebrating the life of this stupid pig!

[bgm05]

I’ve always been able to vividly imagine what the half-eaten berry from neopets tastes like. the outer skin of a peach, without the fuzz. the taste of a tart strawberry. warm and mushy from being out in the meridell sun…

[flipchild]

Greicously ingured and left to die in the land of sweet berries

& there is no escape my dear 🙂

[alyphhelix]

have youever eaten a cranberry

[flipchild]

I'm sorry

[pjackk]

Ive got alot of ideas on berrys that mite get me canceled

[straycatj]

vacation time

[dragoncommunion]

(letterboxd user reviewing Portal) it's "god forbid women do anything" vibes

(steam user reviewing Kill Bill) Let me make you an analogy. Kill Bill is kind of like cheese. Why? Becausue its good. You like cheese right? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cheese. Watch this movie. 👍

[dragoncommunion]

(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout

[mcmangos]

plus my peanuts got an attitude

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[bippus]

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[thecryptkeeper]

happy pride month

[raysipe1]

Thanos Car wins piston cup

[raysipe1]

Piston cup!

[charlottan]

man of few words i see!

[ellielol]

also an old guy came in today and spent like 10 minutes saying i just like a Swiss engineer woman he used to work with who could play any string instrument. he was very amused by the fact I also speak German.

[ellielol]

currently living out a CEO x YN fanfic bc I went to one corporate training for my part time seasonal retail job and the corporate ppl there were so impressed by my performance in the roleplay customer service shit that they stopped the whole thing and spent 15 minutes encouraging me to apply to be a manager ¿?¿